so...i really hate when i can't get it up when i'm with a guy i like >:(
― where they douthat at (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
:(
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that isn't fun.
um, i think i'm meeting a guy tonight. he's paying me.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
How did you get this gig?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Paxil makes erections fickle for me, though mostly when emotions are at play - with a totally meaningless hook-up it's never a problem, but sometimes when I start to like a guy it can be. Lol intimacy issues, I guess.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah it has pretty much never happened when it's understood that it's a one-night thing, but it's happened a couple of times with guys that i'd like to see again. idk, he was very sweet when i told him i was embarrassed about it.
― where they douthat at (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a friend who said this invariably happens to him when he first has sex with a girl he is dating, but never if it's a one-nighter. It's really fucking obnoxious.
And when it's followed by anorgasmia....
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
CGLDI-- it's a site where one pays for an ad, then people pay you for your services.
i rarely have this problem, but on occasion, it happens. mostly when someone isn't into my sense of foreplay, which is very kiss-centered around the upper torso. if a dude isn't kissing and nibbling my neck and mouth and chest, then i have problems.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ yep. We don't have to make out constantly (which does get boring) but bussing limbs and torsos is required practice.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link
um, some guy has offered to fly me to Minneapolis for a weekend.
wtf i forgot how insane this shit is.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
say whaaaaaat
― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
ya rite. i'm asking a friend for advice about it.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
the weather here is terrible right now
― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
gbx fess up
― plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.
apparently he has quite the modern art collection.
o_0
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
what are you going to eat tonite!!!
― gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
paint
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:37 (thirteen years ago) link
How does one poo on command? Will you not poo all day and then he will make you espresso from a fancy espresso machine and then 15 minutes later you will get down to business?
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link
'business'
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link
'Always Be Pooing'
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link
in his email and on the phone, he told me to make sure i saved my morning dump for him.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link
he used those words exactly. "morning dump." this guy is notorious, he has a special chair for the whole thing even. he never calls after the first time. and he's old and rich.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link
'save the last dump for me'
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I can bugger off out of this thread if you like.
A photo from this session would qualify for two threads at once.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link
in the email he sent, the end of it didn't have a greeting. it just read:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
NO JOEK.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link
How much money?
― our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Can I ask you a dumb question Table? Are you scared? Like his enthusiasm, does it wig you out? Or is it more like a weird adventure?
Just curious.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link
curious about his art collection, myself
― Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:06 (thirteen years ago) link
$200.
and no, vegegirl, whatever. weird fetishes are where i'm a viking.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link
'oh i mean, what a freakshow, i mean, that comes with the territory when you...uh...shit on people for a living'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://vaughtgallery.com/show-image/620065/Heidi-Vaught/Untitled-no.-345.jpg
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ curious about his art collection, myself
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link
lol lol
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Chris Ofili on the wall
and on his chest haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― rag photographique (ytth), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:15 (thirteen years ago) link
a hot carl on a cold day
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link
DO NOT LICK THE ART
― Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link
tabes maybe you could hit two birds w/ one stone and show him a copy of that abstract mystery painting I posted to ILE and see if he knows it.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, if table isn't back by 6 p.m., we're busting down some art-collecting scat-loving doors.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
What's the most usual rate for fetish work? $200 a session seems a bit low to me.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i was gonna say, i think yr getting shafted (ahem) here. i'd've held out for $300 at least, esp. if this dude does this all the time and has an art collection
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope the guy at least paid for his plane ticket and gave him a tip at the end.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
saw this thread was updated and then got so let down that it was by ppl who arent tables
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link
lets talk about how much money it would take to get you to shit on a guy
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i would do it for a handful of nickels and a taco
Is the guy Harry Chapin: y/n
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
in all honestly, i probably would not, could not shit on a guy for $200
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
$200 seems hella cheap imo, but i don't really know what the market, uh, supports
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
poll
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link