I have a friend who said this invariably happens to him when he first has sex with a girl he is dating, but never if it's a one-nighter. It's really fucking obnoxious.
And when it's followed by anorgasmia....
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago)
CGLDI-- it's a site where one pays for an ad, then people pay you for your services.
i rarely have this problem, but on occasion, it happens. mostly when someone isn't into my sense of foreplay, which is very kiss-centered around the upper torso. if a dude isn't kissing and nibbling my neck and mouth and chest, then i have problems.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ yep. We don't have to make out constantly (which does get boring) but bussing limbs and torsos is required practice.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago)
um, some guy has offered to fly me to Minneapolis for a weekend.
wtf i forgot how insane this shit is.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago)
say whaaaaaat
― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
ya rite. i'm asking a friend for advice about it.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
the weather here is terrible right now
― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
gbx fess up
― plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.
apparently he has quite the modern art collection.
o_0
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (fourteen years ago)
what are you going to eat tonite!!!
― gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)
paint
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:37 (fourteen years ago)
How does one poo on command? Will you not poo all day and then he will make you espresso from a fancy espresso machine and then 15 minutes later you will get down to business?
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)
'business'
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)
'Always Be Pooing'
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)
in his email and on the phone, he told me to make sure i saved my morning dump for him.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)
he used those words exactly. "morning dump." this guy is notorious, he has a special chair for the whole thing even. he never calls after the first time. and he's old and rich.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (fourteen years ago)
'save the last dump for me'
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (fourteen years ago)
I can bugger off out of this thread if you like.
A photo from this session would qualify for two threads at once.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:47 (fourteen years ago)
in the email he sent, the end of it didn't have a greeting. it just read:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
NO JOEK.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:01 (fourteen years ago)
How much money?
― our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:03 (fourteen years ago)
Can I ask you a dumb question Table? Are you scared? Like his enthusiasm, does it wig you out? Or is it more like a weird adventure?
Just curious.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 07:04 (fourteen years ago)
curious about his art collection, myself
― Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)
$200.
and no, vegegirl, whatever. weird fetishes are where i'm a viking.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago)
'oh i mean, what a freakshow, i mean, that comes with the territory when you...uh...shit on people for a living'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://vaughtgallery.com/show-image/620065/Heidi-Vaught/Untitled-no.-345.jpg
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (fourteen years ago)
^^ curious about his art collection, myself
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
lol lol
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
Chris Ofili on the wall
and on his chest haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― rag photographique (ytth), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
a hot carl on a cold day
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)
DO NOT LICK THE ART
― Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:17 (fourteen years ago)
tabes maybe you could hit two birds w/ one stone and show him a copy of that abstract mystery painting I posted to ILE and see if he knows it.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
OK, if table isn't back by 6 p.m., we're busting down some art-collecting scat-loving doors.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
What's the most usual rate for fetish work? $200 a session seems a bit low to me.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)
i was gonna say, i think yr getting shafted (ahem) here. i'd've held out for $300 at least, esp. if this dude does this all the time and has an art collection
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)
I hope the guy at least paid for his plane ticket and gave him a tip at the end.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
saw this thread was updated and then got so let down that it was by ppl who arent tables
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
lets talk about how much money it would take to get you to shit on a guy
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)
i would do it for a handful of nickels and a taco
Is the guy Harry Chapin: y/n
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)
in all honestly, i probably would not, could not shit on a guy for $200
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)
$200 seems hella cheap imo, but i don't really know what the market, uh, supports
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
poll
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)
like is there a line out the door of dudes willing to crap on other dudes, just waiting to undercut someone holding out for $250
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)
I want to know how it's itemised on the receipt.
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
he gave me a blowjob, the most excellent rimjob i've ever received, and then i shat in his mouth. $260, and that's pretty standard— it's not like i'm eating shit, cuz that's fucking disgusting.
his art collection was mostly gay erotica from the 70s and 80s, but he had two original Mapplethorpe prints (one of them went at auction for $70k recently) as well as some Peter Hujar and really lovely bronze statues.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.
what did you eat beforehand?
― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
within shitting distance
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)