fish
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
u mad
― mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
y'all are trippin vaginas are the best
― gr8080, Tuesday, January 4, 2011 10:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
how did this thread get on this, anyway?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno I'm trippin' vaginas bro
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm going to shut up and wander off since that's not really ilx gay thread material. I've got nothing real to say here, gay men can be ambivalent about vaginas all day, it's cool.
― mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
yes but before you leave tell us what you think about dicks
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
irl i've seen vaginas probably five times. only three of those times were 'sex' involved.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
...but I'll drop this topic to avoid any problems.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003 5:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
ban roxy and jordan from iltmi plz
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
tbrfr their negative hardbro schtick is fucking me off more than any other ilx poster and I wish they'd quit being the egotistical dickholes they seem so intent on being atm because they're alienating other ilxors and painting themselves in a really terrible light
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
what other posters?
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
uh huh
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
ban l0u1s jagg3r.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
roxy and j0rdan are like the best posters, when the living fuck are you gonna hit 153 already
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm just working towards a better ilx
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not
basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they own it
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
guys.
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
haha the 'I'm not' was an xpost
basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they pwn it
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link
never thought i'd ever say/type this but can we drop this nonsense and go back to talking about gross shit we'd do for money
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
we say we wouldn't shit on a dude for $200, but we still shit on jagger all day for free
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
to go back to the topic:
as a gay man (at least, er, most of the time) I can say that eating pussy is really fun, would do it again
― the tune is space, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ive done like five years of life drawing
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
^^new pickup line
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
How many labia/vulvas (nevermind vaginas) do you see in life drawing??? Wide open leg poses were not a part of the life draw classes I took.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Wow, you fuckers have somehow managed to make this even less fun than the other gay thread.
― Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
loool
― big jeans (lou), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean I have little desire to eat vag much the way most hetero dudes prob have little desire to put their tongue inside another guy's asshole. I mean w that being said it doesn't like OMG TOTALLY DISGUST me or anything but I don't think I actually want to do it.
― Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
the question seems sort of irrelevant for me because I don't ever see myself in a situation where that could occur?
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
The history of my feelings toward the vagina:
Early puberty: I was lucky in finding lots of woods-porn*, all of which was all-female, and I was happy to fap to it.
Late high school to age 21: Had "girlfriends" with whom I went to over-the-underwear petting. It was horrible, but not at all gross.
21 to 27/28: No vaginas on my mind.
27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.
Age 32: Did so. It was very interesting, but not arousing at all.
32 - present: Curiosity satisfied. At peace. Probably won't go back vaginas, but no one can say what the future holds. Actually I still have one bit of curiosity left: MMF....
*Some friends and I were talking about woods-porn, which is porn that you randomly find in the woods. We all had multiple experiences with it. I thought it was just me, but for some reason the woods is a good spot for youngsters to find porn.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i have never found porn randomly in the woods! i did find a completely unopened pack of cigarettes once tho, and took it
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
ypu posted about this on ILX iirc!?! or am i imagining...
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
No dude that's exactly what I meant! I was referring all the stupid bickery horseshit
― Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Its like when your sister dares you to fart or something, and you do, and then she's all EEEWWW MOOOOOOM STEVE JUST FARTED and then you grounded. WTF.
― Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh! OK! Hugglez 2 U Stevie D(eux)!
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
gr80, I think I said something about it somewhere on ILX - maybe a Chicago thread?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
haha yes i knew i wasnt crazy
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like ultra-hetero plain-sex dude when I'm like "why the hell would I want to put my mouth near an asshole" but I'm all like "going down on women is so awesome!" when in reality it's a difference of inches
― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i've heard a lot of gay dudes say the first thing tbh
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I never thought I would until I did it
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I was gonna say, I didn't really think that was a universal thing, but I can't say that the gay dudes I know (or lived with) are that average so I don't feel like I have a handle on things.
― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
when the thread title is 'i lost a coughdrop in his asshole' i think the lid is pretty much blown off of decorum and restraint. santorum and taint, on the other hand...
― rag photographique (ytth), Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I think about that cough drop all the time tbh,,
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I giggled the other day thinking about a dude going "RIIIIIICOOOOOLAAA" at another dude's asshole, tbh
― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
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― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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This was my trajectory which ended this evening.
― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link