have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

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I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

choosing to take this as a compliment

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, January 24, 2011 12:49 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit this is the most accidentally insulting thing I have ever said

for some reason I thought you were Abbott and she'd just mentioned someone at one point saying that to her one time so I tried to make a joek and instead I made a verymean :(

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahaha. fwiw I knew it was a joke but didn't know it was for Abbott.

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahaha. I thought that was hilarious but sort of out of character for Stevie!

Re the poll, there should be consideration given to whether participants have sent moving pictures. Or talkies.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Or ribald telegrams.

kkvgz, Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

teen laqueefah (San Te), Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 28 January 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

yes 15

Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?

Danzig, with tears in my eyes (DavidM), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

Johnny Fever, Friday, 28 January 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

-Usher, "Pics Received"

An Artily Shot Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 28 January 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

if I still had my old phone, I'd be able to upload em, but trust me....you don't want to see them.

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Friday, 28 January 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

My celly is so old all I could send is emoticon penises, and I'm sure none of the girls (save for one, perhaps) I've dated would've found them "erotic".

Tuomas, Friday, 28 January 2011 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I have never sent naked photos via phone, though I have passed around a picture of my cock that I had on my iPod at a gay bar.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

I'm usually more restrained and polite, often for ironic effect. "I am writing to officially inform you of my intention to fuck the shit out of you later this evening. Regards, K."

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

And at brunch at a gay-owned and operated brunch place.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

So it was only on your iPod in a gay bar?

xpost

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

hey if it was a gay bar you'd be fucking the shit into them, right? see because oh never mind

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

: |

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't even imagine doing this. I mean I've only ever taken "erotic" pics once and I was so paranoid they'd end up in the wrong hands. Txting just seems waaaaaaaaaaaay too risky.

Sheenastia Easton (ENBB), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I must admit I have emailed one or 2 ppl pics, erm. Did not inc my face in them why bcs I'm not stupid.

Would never ever do something on a phone tho. That just seems insane.

Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd only ever do it with a girlfriend, and even then you kinda need to be careful to ensure that they're deleted so that if you all wind up breaking up later on bad terms, you know they won't wind up all over the internet.

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

to be fair tho she sent me one back so we both kinda had collateral

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yah that was kind of my deal. And I am almost 100% certain the person in question will have deleted them since. Prob out of digust if nothing else lol :/

Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure that's not true! (teh digust part that is)

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

to be honest my g/f at the time pulled a lot of this sexual liberation out of me. I even did full frontal nudity in a play for 5 seconds, which I woulda been too scared to do in years prior. same w/ the pics.

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link

If anyone wants a sext from me this morning please leave your number on this thread and I will sext you a pic of my right testicle (wrapped in my scrotum, of course).

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

hold on getting l0u jagg3rs number one sec

mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

$10 on Paypal get you a pic of the testicle itself.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i want a scale model built using plaster

mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Can you still buy a cast of Momus's unit from Cynthia Plaster Caster?

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 29 January 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

lol

sarahell, Sunday, 8 September 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link

recount

... (Eazy), Monday, 9 September 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link

i am sure people's answers would be different now

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

I miss unregistered:

fuck a bunch of this

― alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:36 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?

― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered)

sleeve, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

bridged the entire snapchat era between thread inception and revive, hmm

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

I have but only to a girlfriend. And it was silly, an Aladdin costume with no bottom

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

Can't wait for the day they wind up on TMZ

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link

nowhere near as explicit as what I've been sent

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

like: I messaged a dude to discuss astrology and he sends me a dick pic ....

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

classic aries

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

he wasn't an aries

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

FUCK

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link

clearly a Virgo

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

"it appears your dick is in retrograde"

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

for the record, a Scorpio -- born w/mercury retrograde actually!

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

look it’s just a bit cold okay and anyway this is a bad angle xp

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

Texas, ever at the forefront of progressive legislation, has criminalized unsolicited dick pics!

https://jezebel.com/it-is-now-illegal-to-send-an-unsolicited-dick-pic-in-te-1837802763

fremmes with neppavenettes (rip van wanko), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

I had a few friends that were in a burlesque troupe which of course attracted some undesirable elements. So they got quite a few dick pics.

So they would doxx the dudes and ask their FB friends to troll the fuckers to death.

You'da thought the dick-transmitters would have been smart enough to spoof their numbers, but...nope.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

They should be illegal!

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

Xxpost

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.

Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.

maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:21 (five years ago) link

I WASN'T FINISHED

...'s penis

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:54 (five years ago) link

big fat horselover dick

sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:40 (five years ago) link


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