if I still had my old phone, I'd be able to upload em, but trust me....you don't want to see them.
― eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Friday, 28 January 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
My celly is so old all I could send is emoticon penises, and I'm sure none of the girls (save for one, perhaps) I've dated would've found them "erotic".
― Tuomas, Friday, 28 January 2011 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I have never sent naked photos via phone, though I have passed around a picture of my cock that I had on my iPod at a gay bar.
"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"
I'm usually more restrained and polite, often for ironic effect. "I am writing to officially inform you of my intention to fuck the shit out of you later this evening. Regards, K."
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
And at brunch at a gay-owned and operated brunch place.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
So it was only on your iPod in a gay bar?
xpost
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
hey if it was a gay bar you'd be fucking the shit into them, right? see because oh never mind
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
: |
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't even imagine doing this. I mean I've only ever taken "erotic" pics once and I was so paranoid they'd end up in the wrong hands. Txting just seems waaaaaaaaaaaay too risky.
― Sheenastia Easton (ENBB), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I must admit I have emailed one or 2 ppl pics, erm. Did not inc my face in them why bcs I'm not stupid.
Would never ever do something on a phone tho. That just seems insane.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd only ever do it with a girlfriend, and even then you kinda need to be careful to ensure that they're deleted so that if you all wind up breaking up later on bad terms, you know they won't wind up all over the internet.
― eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
to be fair tho she sent me one back so we both kinda had collateral
yah that was kind of my deal. And I am almost 100% certain the person in question will have deleted them since. Prob out of digust if nothing else lol :/
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sure that's not true! (teh digust part that is)
― eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link
to be honest my g/f at the time pulled a lot of this sexual liberation out of me. I even did full frontal nudity in a play for 5 seconds, which I woulda been too scared to do in years prior. same w/ the pics.
― eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
If anyone wants a sext from me this morning please leave your number on this thread and I will sext you a pic of my right testicle (wrapped in my scrotum, of course).
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
hold on getting l0u jagg3rs number one sec
― mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
$10 on Paypal get you a pic of the testicle itself.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i want a scale model built using plaster
― mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Can you still buy a cast of Momus's unit from Cynthia Plaster Caster?
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 29 January 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/hell-noo.jpg
― mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 September 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link
recount
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 9 September 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
i am sure people's answers would be different now
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link
I miss unregistered:
fuck a bunch of this
― alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:36 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered)
― sleeve, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
bridged the entire snapchat era between thread inception and revive, hmm
― untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
I have but only to a girlfriend. And it was silly, an Aladdin costume with no bottom
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
Can't wait for the day they wind up on TMZ
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
nowhere near as explicit as what I've been sent
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
like: I messaged a dude to discuss astrology and he sends me a dick pic ....
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
classic aries
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link
he wasn't an aries
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link
FUCK
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link
clearly a Virgo
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
"it appears your dick is in retrograde"
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
for the record, a Scorpio -- born w/mercury retrograde actually!
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
look it’s just a bit cold okay and anyway this is a bad angle xp
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
Texas, ever at the forefront of progressive legislation, has criminalized unsolicited dick pics!
https://jezebel.com/it-is-now-illegal-to-send-an-unsolicited-dick-pic-in-te-1837802763
― fremmes with neppavenettes (rip van wanko), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
I had a few friends that were in a burlesque troupe which of course attracted some undesirable elements. So they got quite a few dick pics.
So they would doxx the dudes and ask their FB friends to troll the fuckers to death.
You'da thought the dick-transmitters would have been smart enough to spoof their numbers, but...nope.
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
They should be illegal!
all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
Xxpost
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
what I want to know actually -- is do dudes take a new picture of their dick prior to sending, or do they have a pre-curated dick pic portfolio?
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
it's called "dickollage"
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
was it over or under 6" that should tell you
― fremmes with neppavenettes (rip van wanko), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link
Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link
it isn't like the dude held a tape measure up to it ... I have no idea!
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
now I'm tempted to post Nick Offerman's old headshot to the thread as it's thematically appropriate
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
Xxpost maybe he used the metric system too cmon now
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link
Xpost lol i just looked it up and...yeah
the previously existing "critique my dick pic" tumblr leads me to believe that there could be definite reuse of pictures. if you make the effort to craft a good photo, why not get some mileage out of it?
otoh maybe it's more like learning the rules of good photography and once you've learned the correct lighting and angles, the mise en scène, you can just manufacture good pics on demand
― untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link
big fat horselover dick
― sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:40 (five years ago) link