thread to get over a breakup

agreed punchable completely this guy
/zoidberg voice

ARGH ARGH ARGH this guys sounds like such a horrible dickwart! Roxy I am so sorry you are in pain because you rock harder than a truckload of fucking pigs, and there really isn't anything I can do except get out my megaphone and shout DUDE WAS A SINNER, U R THE WINNER like I'm on the pavement at Oxford Circus.

You are such an amazing person, and if dude can't see it, it's HIS FAULT not yours.

Go out, play a show, get drunk, pull some fantastic groupie ass and forget all about him.

^^^otm

haha, thanks kate

this helps me get over EVERYthing:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/pk27si

oh shi

you acted like i was being a baby when you dropped me on my BACK on those metal weights on your floor you DICK

rox start a character of this dude in the sims and never let him go to the bathroom or eat

btw sounds like a true shitheel glad youre not wasting another minute of your time

dodge this, douchebag

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 12, 2008 5:41 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rox! I meant you dodged a bullet by dumping this bloke. Srsly he sounds like that Dennis douche Liz Lemon went out with.

hes not like that, this thread is v v one sided. but i mean, everything here IS true.

misinterpreted u, aa. sorry u_u

hey roxy, as a kind of code of honor thing, i give a 50% discount when clients pay me to kill people who deserve it. webmail me and we can get something booked.

rox start a character of this dude in the sims and never let him go to the bathroom or eat

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, December 12, 2008 11:44 AM (13 minutes ago)

rong, give him food but don't give him a toilet

xp <3

there is no way im killing his sim, he makes loads of $$$$ as a stuntman

id thank him to move out of the mansion though

sad thread. sorry rox.

i'll be alright

at my best friend's bday party you said "wow you didnt buy a present for your BEST FRIEND" to me while only he was standing there, good job

sorry roxy.

he sounds dumb

:)

yeah gah he sounds like a first class douchebag

Goodluck Emileez.
It sounds like you're going to be better off. If youze want to chat, drop me an e-mail.

Thanks, ian, that's nice!

I know all about breakups!

imho the best way to get over a breakup is to focus all of your energy into hating the other person. it doesn't seem like it will be a problem to hate this guy?

I don't hate him, though. I don't really want to!

This dude sounds totes like one of my wife's BFs like 15 years ago who actually wound up clocking her when his patience ran thin. Good riddance, rox.

show of honest hands, what guy reading this hasn't seen maybe one of these and thought, "uh-oh".

you would never come to my house!

didn't like your cat.

Don't get me wrong, dude's a douche and you're better off.

What do you mean, "uh-oh"?

yeah ok a guy doing maybe one of these is not a big deal

some are fucked up no matter what, but like, not ever turning off the light? could deal with if guy did none of this other shit

There are an awful lot of one-line kills in yr list, rox.

when i told you not to tell me to shut up you said i needed to acknowledge that i was making you go out of your way

Straight-up-WTF ^^^.

the never making you coffee is what gets me

you acted like i was being a baby when you dropped me on my BACK on those metal weights on your floor you DICK

Relationship DEATH sentence there ^^^.

Dude must have had a 12 inch dick or something.

...in his brain.

I guess my natural reaction is to place myself in this guy's shoes and think about what I would've done based on past experiences, and it makes me think about shit like "always wanted to stay at my place" that I hadn't even thought about in a hundred years.

There's a thread I could start. Asshole moves you pulled that resulted in a break-up. But I prefer my method of just blacking out those memories and pretending they never happened.

I have never made sunny coffee.

Has she asked for it?

dude you gotta try it, it's great.

i hope you have a 12" dick then xopst

Women aren't black boxes, in general, PP.

What's wrong with just trying to be likable to yr partner huh?

But I prefer my method of just blacking out those memories and pretending they never happened.

yep

fuck this guy forrealz. sorry roxy

"I smell coffee. does beeps need to be changed?" - sunny successor, any given saturday.