thread to get over a breakup

This dude sounds totes like one of my wife's BFs like 15 years ago who actually wound up clocking her when his patience ran thin. Good riddance, rox.

show of honest hands, what guy reading this hasn't seen maybe one of these and thought, "uh-oh".

you would never come to my house!

didn't like your cat.

Don't get me wrong, dude's a douche and you're better off.

What do you mean, "uh-oh"?

yeah ok a guy doing maybe one of these is not a big deal

some are fucked up no matter what, but like, not ever turning off the light? could deal with if guy did none of this other shit

There are an awful lot of one-line kills in yr list, rox.

when i told you not to tell me to shut up you said i needed to acknowledge that i was making you go out of your way

Straight-up-WTF ^^^.

the never making you coffee is what gets me

you acted like i was being a baby when you dropped me on my BACK on those metal weights on your floor you DICK

Relationship DEATH sentence there ^^^.

Dude must have had a 12 inch dick or something.

...in his brain.

I guess my natural reaction is to place myself in this guy's shoes and think about what I would've done based on past experiences, and it makes me think about shit like "always wanted to stay at my place" that I hadn't even thought about in a hundred years.

There's a thread I could start. Asshole moves you pulled that resulted in a break-up. But I prefer my method of just blacking out those memories and pretending they never happened.

I have never made sunny coffee.

Has she asked for it?

dude you gotta try it, it's great.

i hope you have a 12" dick then xopst

Women aren't black boxes, in general, PP.

What's wrong with just trying to be likable to yr partner huh?

But I prefer my method of just blacking out those memories and pretending they never happened.

yep

fuck this guy forrealz. sorry roxy

"I smell coffee. does beeps need to be changed?" - sunny successor, any given saturday.

Dude it must totally rule to have a kid who shits coffee.

Is that like the coffee beans regurgitated by hamsters?

I'm sorry about this, Roxy, the dude does really sound like a pig, and you deserve something better. Still, it usually takes some time getting used to someone not being around, even if that someone was bad for you. So try to hang on, drink some booze and party, maybe have some rebound sex too (if that helps). And listen to Grace Jones telling the truth about guys like these:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/52681724e6d726f7/

here you go Roxy, one of the coolest songs ever made
Junior Boys - Birthday (hopefully you haven't heard it before)

get pissed and let it all out

Thanks, both of ya'll.

<3!

you didn't complain per se when i put on dauði baldrs to sleep to, but you made it clear that it was a nuisance to you

you were such an ass that time andy met us at urban bar

you never wrote me a letter, as stated above, but yeah you never wrote me a letter even after i wrote YOU one

i don't think i've ever written a girl a letter ("uh oh")

maybe that's just your style. i got the impression it actually was this guy's style, but just not in this relationship where he exercised a strict "no care evar" policy

jordan i bet you have made a girl a mixtape or cd, havent you

well yeah, duh

but just not in this relationship where he exercised a strict "no care evar" policy

that is a controversial relationship policy

well making something was included in the comment! xpost

I hate that this person has made you unhappy, Roxy.

first 5 months = !!!!<3<3<3<3<3
middle 2 = :|
last 5 = :(:(:(:(:(:(

u want me to punch this guy

halp

is that an offer or a request?

lol

hey roxy i just emailed you, i hope i have the right address!

Replied! <3

forever must associate this guy with underworld (was actually worried about this WHEN we went to see them), enslaved, the clash and carcass, probably my four favorite bands.

shit!!!!!!!!!!!

this sucks roxy. there's really nothing for it, it just sucks. it gets better tho! and considering what i've read, it sounds like the right thing long term.

living under no care evar policy is really bad for you

you didn't complain per se when i put on dauði baldrs to sleep to, but you made it clear that it was a nuisance to you

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak)

um to be fair, people like me can't sleep with any music on. insomnia for the win.

ok he sleeps with napalm death on so no