washing your junk after sex

Am I alone in thinkin if yr junk smells bad or unpleasant enough to want to shower it off after sex, maybe you need to be seeing a doctor?

bacterial vaginosis

I think the proper analogy is, after eating a 9 course meal with lobster, steak, a vanilla sundae topped off with apple pie, do you brush your teeth before you go to bed?

sure, if I'm sleeping at my own place

so do all you people voting "no" only have sex before sleep?

Well, there's no shower in my car

Heh.

Actully in my case I'd say "about 70% of the time yeah".

But hang on we're not talking about "eventual showering" here, right?

We're talking about "finish the deed and immediately go rinse yer things off". Which is ... nuts.

Oh man one time when I was drunk and had been out at a bbq place I thought it'd be hilarious to put a bunch of those little hand wipes from the bbq place in my nightstand next to condoms. Of course, I only remembered when I went to grab a condom and pulled out ye olde moistened hand towel and just about cracked up

Which only brings the question: does wiping your junk off with a bbq wipe count as "washing"

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse. Screw thinking it is "wrong" or "dirty".

right on the money(shot)

xpost this is basically how i break it down to an extent.

one of the best things about sex is curling up/cuddling with the other person afterwards, which you can't do if you immediately get up to wash yer crotch. likewise if you get up to use the shower, they may follow you in, and then it might lead to more sexual activity which ISN'T necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes when it's 4 a.m. you just wanna go to fuckin' sleep and your loins are worn out!

like i don't think anybody here is growing mushrooms on their sack, I usually shower the next morning and give a lil scrubdown and all is well in Whoville.

I think the proper analogy is, after eating a 9 course meal with lobster, steak, a vanilla sundae topped off with apple pie, do you brush your teeth before you go to bed wipe your mouth with a napkin or just take care of it whenever you eventually shower?

I pretty much go straight to the cunnilingus after that, no napkin in between

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/21/health/21hiv.html

Watching the clock for the right time to wash the HIV off my dick is the least romantic part of post-coital cuddling, imo

Lol Kerm

I just.... you must hate having sex...

that's a ridiculous assertion! That's like saying, "You must take no joy in eating, since you don't like food that is moldy."

― sarahel, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:53 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Ehm, what? No. Trayce sums it up nicely:

Yeah feeling "ew must clean up" the moment yr done seems a bit dispiriting to me (going to toilet aside).

To me the notion of wanting to disinfect yourself of bodily fluids straight after, says you want sex but - "ewewewww i feel icky, must clean up" - do not see 'junk' as even being remotely part of it. Righting your wrong analogy it would read:

"OMG that was the best piece of pie I ever had.. whoa, orgasmic, soooo delicious... Ok eww now where's my toothbrush, mouthwater, floss GET THIS TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH."

Zactly, which is what I guess dyao was gettin at with his lobster dinner post too.

I mean I'm not averse to the idea tht if you are then off to work/school you'd want to clean up!

OK . . .

PENGUINS!!!

They're kinda hard to spoon with

too short for 69

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

too short for 69

this made me cry for penguins

http://breakingbelgium.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/penguin.jpg

"Don't cry for me, Steven Tyler"

feeling woozy

Time to wash your junk

http://www.brandidentityguru.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/manjunk.png

what is in the bottle

Gwyneth Paltrow's head

Omfg, dying

the whole 'wallowing in fluids and squelchiness is fun and if you don't like it you're missing the point because it is natural and intimate' thing is kind of a canard, b/c no matter how much i love somebody i am not really aroused by bodily fluids of any stripe i.e. i don't find armpit stank or sweaty backs on myself or others erotic or awesome just ... pleh. the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

also yeah, sometimes the whole smell is greater than the individual contributions i.e. PENGUINS or THE POLAR BEAR ENCLOSURE

DJP, I'm calling it: you are history's greatest human

getting up, splashing some water from the dipping pool on your junk, tipping the zookeeper and leaving the enclosure after penguin sex, y/n

I use a chamois and turtle wax on my Brazole when I'm done.

If someones junk smells like a polar bear enclosure you shouldn't be fucking in the first olace

Place

plaice

omg

Febreeze is really missing an opportunity.

wait a minute schlump, HOW MUCH are you tipping the zookeeper

gonna agitate hard for "tipping the zookeeper" as official ilx euphemism for beastiality

tippin' the zook ;)

dud or extra dud: people who spray perfume/cologne on their junk

Xxpost Someone pls submit that to urbandictionary

the whole 'wallowing in fluids and squelchiness is fun and if you don't like it you're missing the point because it is natural and intimate' thing is kind of a canard, b/c no matter how much i love somebody i am not really aroused by bodily fluids of any stripe i.e. i don't find armpit stank or sweaty backs on myself or others erotic or awesome just ... pleh. the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

It's not a "canard", you just have a different opinion about it.

No one wants a vag to smell like Debbie gibsons electric youth

washing your trunk after sex

dud or extra dud: people who spray perfume/cologne on their junk

i had a woman who didn't want to take a shower once and just sprayed herself with perfume, thinking it would be sexy or whatever. it nearly ruined everything - have you ever eaten perfume?

to be actual-tmi abt it remy the deal is this

the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

for some people "foul" is a fairly fluid term (lol sorry but it really is what I mean). Like, if I'm not having sex with you, and you're at the grocery store pushing your cart up and down the aisles and I push my cart past yours, then I'm going to say "remy smells funky" if you smell like you had sex & didn't shower before you left the house. But if I did rock the sheets* with you last night and the next morning we go out to breakfast and I notice while we're sitting there in public that we kind of stink, the reflective sort of feeling of being in on a shared secret (not that the scent is a secret because lol it stinks but it sort of stands for secret things) is deeper than afterglow stuff, it's intimate. Not actually my thing but not not-my-thing; but I've known people for who it was really true - people whose hygiene was otherwise just fine, but who liked to stay dirty awhile after sex because that felt awesome to them

*this term courtesy joey kramer, gets funnier w/recurring use, trust me

great revive

i must be hanging out with the wrong penguins.

the other day I was at the grocery store in the vegan section, and looked upon the shelves of nutcheese, and thought immediately of this thread.

please advise

can't, too busy lolling at "nutcheese"

i apologize to any and all vegans on ilx reading this thread

any fellow uncircumcised kings who do not wash after sex are asking for a visit from the yeaster bunny

is that what this is

put it that way: would you go to sleep wearing a pair of damp socks?

that way? this way

circumcised kings go to sleep wearing damp socks like this, cueball princes go to sleep wearing damp socks like this

Well i no longer want my hummus

Donate it

I keep a clean house, me; visitors need not wipe their feet upon leaving