I pretty much go straight to the cunnilingus after that, no napkin in between
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/21/health/21hiv.html
― buzza, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Watching the clock for the right time to wash the HIV off my dick is the least romantic part of post-coital cuddling, imo
― Kerm, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Lol Kerm
I just.... you must hate having sex...
that's a ridiculous assertion! That's like saying, "You must take no joy in eating, since you don't like food that is moldy."
― sarahel, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:53 (5 hours ago) Bookmark
Ehm, what? No. Trayce sums it up nicely:
Yeah feeling "ew must clean up" the moment yr done seems a bit dispiriting to me (going to toilet aside).
To me the notion of wanting to disinfect yourself of bodily fluids straight after, says you want sex but - "ewewewww i feel icky, must clean up" - do not see 'junk' as even being remotely part of it. Righting your wrong analogy it would read:
"OMG that was the best piece of pie I ever had.. whoa, orgasmic, soooo delicious... Ok eww now where's my toothbrush, mouthwater, floss GET THIS TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH."
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 07:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Zactly, which is what I guess dyao was gettin at with his lobster dinner post too.
I mean I'm not averse to the idea tht if you are then off to work/school you'd want to clean up!
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link
OK . . .
PENGUINS!!!
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link
They're kinda hard to spoon with
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
too short for 69
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
this made me cry for penguins
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://breakingbelgium.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/penguin.jpg
"Don't cry for me, Steven Tyler"
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
feeling woozy
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Time to wash your junk
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.brandidentityguru.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/manjunk.png
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link
what is in the bottle
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Gwyneth Paltrow's head
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Omfg, dying
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
the whole 'wallowing in fluids and squelchiness is fun and if you don't like it you're missing the point because it is natural and intimate' thing is kind of a canard, b/c no matter how much i love somebody i am not really aroused by bodily fluids of any stripe i.e. i don't find armpit stank or sweaty backs on myself or others erotic or awesome just ... pleh. the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking
also yeah, sometimes the whole smell is greater than the individual contributions i.e. PENGUINS or THE POLAR BEAR ENCLOSURE
― remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link
DJP, I'm calling it: you are history's greatest human
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link
getting up, splashing some water from the dipping pool on your junk, tipping the zookeeper and leaving the enclosure after penguin sex, y/n
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I use a chamois and turtle wax on my Brazole when I'm done.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link
If someones junk smells like a polar bear enclosure you shouldn't be fucking in the first olace
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Place
plaice
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
omg
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Febreeze is really missing an opportunity.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
wait a minute schlump, HOW MUCH are you tipping the zookeeper
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
gonna agitate hard for "tipping the zookeeper" as official ilx euphemism for beastiality
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link
tippin' the zook ;)
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
dud or extra dud: people who spray perfume/cologne on their junk
― mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Xxpost Someone pls submit that to urbandictionary
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
It's not a "canard", you just have a different opinion about it.
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
No one wants a vag to smell like Debbie gibsons electric youth
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
washing your trunk after sex
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i had a woman who didn't want to take a shower once and just sprayed herself with perfume, thinking it would be sexy or whatever. it nearly ruined everything - have you ever eaten perfume?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
to be actual-tmi abt it remy the deal is this
the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking
for some people "foul" is a fairly fluid term (lol sorry but it really is what I mean). Like, if I'm not having sex with you, and you're at the grocery store pushing your cart up and down the aisles and I push my cart past yours, then I'm going to say "remy smells funky" if you smell like you had sex & didn't shower before you left the house. But if I did rock the sheets* with you last night and the next morning we go out to breakfast and I notice while we're sitting there in public that we kind of stink, the reflective sort of feeling of being in on a shared secret (not that the scent is a secret because lol it stinks but it sort of stands for secret things) is deeper than afterglow stuff, it's intimate. Not actually my thing but not not-my-thing; but I've known people for who it was really true - people whose hygiene was otherwise just fine, but who liked to stay dirty awhile after sex because that felt awesome to them
*this term courtesy joey kramer, gets funnier w/recurring use, trust me
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
chris's post reminds me of a partic vile punchline tbph
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol darragh
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Steven Tyler otm
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I have an idea guys, let's spit in cups and swirl it around and then rub it in each other's armpits
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link
This all kind of depends on the sex and the time of day and how much funk you both create. I have been with girls where, after sex (not period sex or anal) getting clean is a pleasure, especially if done in tandem. Otoh, falling alseep in someone's arms where you both smell of comingled bodily fluids and you have that immensely satisfied but langorous post-coital torpor is awesome, too. I'm not a big fan of hard and fast rules w/this. If she wants to get up and pee and wash; cool. If she wants to hang; cool. If I feel gross, I'll get up and wash, even if its only my junk (though I'd be likely to offer her water or tea or something so she doesn't think I'm disgusted by her or put off).
Also PENGUINS!
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Wash your junk by post coital teabagging
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I just want to point out that you won't have this problem with realdolls
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
aero's hypothetical situation would never happen to me because I can actually count on one hand the number of times I've left the house without showering or washing up in the sink. That is not something I do.
also I don't really want to be noticing my nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face as I'm trying to eat bacon
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Smelling your fingers(and grinning)an hour after sex, C/D?
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Post coital batwing
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
that is a rich sentence there danxp
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Letting your friends smell your fingers
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
this problem is also easily solved by only ever having sex in a swimming pool
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Ya know I guess if yer into golden showers cleaning up afterwards may be a good idea. Or if you use pastrami-scented contraceptives
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link