washing your junk after sex

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Ya know I guess if yer into golden showers cleaning up afterwards may be a good idea. Or if you use pastrami-scented contraceptives

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

another point for penguin sex
xp

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face

Heard this to the tune of Nat King Cole's 'The Christmas Song'.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

phwoooarr mate smell me flipper stroike me daahn guvnor

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

pastrami-scented contraceptives

Where, um, do you obtain these? (Or do you just keep your condoms in the cold-cuts drawer in your fridge?)

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face

Heard this to the tune of Nat King Cole's 'The Christmas Song'.

amazing

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

We need to write those lyrics, folxs.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yes

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

loooool

'darragh why are you whistling christmas songs in august ffs?'

'um....no reason?'

'.......'

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

roasting your nuts over an open fire after sex

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

dud

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

'darragh why are you whistling christmas songs in august ffs?'

'Cause if I sing the lyrics you'll hit me.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

latex smell pretty awful too, I guess

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it tastes worse

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

for some people "foul" is a fairly fluid term (lol sorry but it really is what I mean). Like, if I'm not having sex with you, and you're at the grocery store pushing your cart up and down the aisles and I push my cart past yours, then I'm going to say "remy smells funky" if you smell like you had sex & didn't shower before you left the house. But if I did rock the sheets* with you last night and the next morning we go out to breakfast and I notice while we're sitting there in public that we kind of stink, the reflective sort of feeling of being in on a shared secret (not that the scent is a secret because lol it stinks but it sort of stands for secret things) is deeper than afterglow stuff, it's intimate. Not actually my thing but not not-my-thing; but I've known people for who it was really true - people whose hygiene was otherwise just fine, but who liked to stay dirty awhile after sex because that felt awesome to them

*this term courtesy joey kramer, gets funnier w/recurring use, trust me

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 7:26 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

point taken, a la macbeth: fair is foul and foul is fair. unless we're talking about penguins. in which case fowl is fair.

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://shopathong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/penguin.jpg

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

unless we're talking about penguins. in which case fowl is fair.

I kiss you with my filthy mouth for this

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

game fowl is fair game

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

what am i even doing here? I'm supposed to be writing cover letters.

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

make sure you type in the right window w/that

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now but am still reading in anticipation of hearing about other women frogs has "had".

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry but fowl is foul

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

–– MASTER OF ARTS IN MAKING BEDROOM SMELL LIKE A ROCKHOPPER NEST
–– Experience w/ junk washing, ball-bathing, and using unscented wipes to remove traces of sexual encounters.
-- Proficient in ice-fishing, walrus-chasing, and seal-baiting.

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

brb off to roast a chicken

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now

! surprised by this!

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I just read "shopathong" as sounding like "chaka khan"

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

(as on the penguin thong image)

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I am also mildly surprised that ENBB has been grossed out by this thread, but I feel like a little part of me dies every time I read the word "nutsmell," so I understand

blapplebees (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, darraghmac, why'd you have to make me think of Cockney penguins?

http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Penguins-Of-Madagascar.jpg

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL X-post Crut

! surprised by this!

tbh I think it was "nutsmell" that did it

just

just no

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Scrotal fetor

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Hot froggin everynight as sung by Huey Lewis

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

festering testes

blapplebees (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

mw, i just couldn't imagine 'smell my flipper' in any other accent, go figure

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

x-posts It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"Smell me flipper" would be Scouse, tho, no?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

alright guys, we can all go home now

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

My balls smell like gold bond

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I dip mine in a cigar box full of ball sweat

blapplebees (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Sir, I curse you from the depths of my soul.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

balls...roses...asshole

I just love everything about this post

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

"the love trifecta," we called it

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpMQ-2KNho

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link


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