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unless we're talking about penguins. in which case fowl is fair.

I kiss you with my filthy mouth for this

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

game fowl is fair game

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

what am i even doing here? I'm supposed to be writing cover letters.

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

make sure you type in the right window w/that

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now but am still reading in anticipation of hearing about other women frogs has "had".

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry but fowl is foul

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

–– MASTER OF ARTS IN MAKING BEDROOM SMELL LIKE A ROCKHOPPER NEST
–– Experience w/ junk washing, ball-bathing, and using unscented wipes to remove traces of sexual encounters.
-- Proficient in ice-fishing, walrus-chasing, and seal-baiting.

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

brb off to roast a chicken

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now

! surprised by this!

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I just read "shopathong" as sounding like "chaka khan"

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

(as on the penguin thong image)

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I am also mildly surprised that ENBB has been grossed out by this thread, but I feel like a little part of me dies every time I read the word "nutsmell," so I understand

blapplebees (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, darraghmac, why'd you have to make me think of Cockney penguins?

http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Penguins-Of-Madagascar.jpg

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL X-post Crut

! surprised by this!

tbh I think it was "nutsmell" that did it

just

just no

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Scrotal fetor

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Hot froggin everynight as sung by Huey Lewis

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

festering testes

blapplebees (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

mw, i just couldn't imagine 'smell my flipper' in any other accent, go figure

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

x-posts It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"Smell me flipper" would be Scouse, tho, no?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

alright guys, we can all go home now

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

My balls smell like gold bond

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I dip mine in a cigar box full of ball sweat

blapplebees (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Sir, I curse you from the depths of my soul.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

balls...roses...asshole

I just love everything about this post

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

"the love trifecta," we called it

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpMQ-2KNho

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

that's how they roll in 02155 (xp)

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 11:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I just don't know how you keep on doing this to yourself

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

I gotta be honest this sounds delightful. to do, I mean. to watch film of it is considerably less delightful however

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdukksISb1qa1xnko1_500.gif

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Rosewater ablutions, eh?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I have no idea what smell yo dick is mr. bs and I'm p sure I don't want to know either.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

SMELL YO DICK

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

dayo if only you had read the second half of her post

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

curse my reading comprhension

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

you could also google "motley crue burrito" for the gist of the concept

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh Jesus...

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker, but that'd just be way too awkward. Conversational hints have implied that he and his wife are not really into touching other human beings that much and he was squicked out by the idea of getting another person's saliva in his mouth (?!) in a kissing context one time?

they have two kids, I'm sure that the fluid swapping was a necessary evil of some sort

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

SMELL YO DICK

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iOXc7WQoMho/TKuvVawvGGI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/_lycSbK4voY/s1600/howie+yelling+oh+christ.jpg

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

xp washing your escrow after sex?

Kerm, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker

Hi Rick,

Please see attached the full text of my correspondence with DRN. I have some of the details on everyone CC'd somewhere in my sentbox if you need them.

Best,

MH

PS - washing your junk after sex ????? ;)

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

A+

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link


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