washing your junk after sex

Sorry but fowl is foul

–– MASTER OF ARTS IN MAKING BEDROOM SMELL LIKE A ROCKHOPPER NEST
–– Experience w/ junk washing, ball-bathing, and using unscented wipes to remove traces of sexual encounters.
-- Proficient in ice-fishing, walrus-chasing, and seal-baiting.

brb off to roast a chicken

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now

! surprised by this!

I just read "shopathong" as sounding like "chaka khan"

(as on the penguin thong image)

I am also mildly surprised that ENBB has been grossed out by this thread, but I feel like a little part of me dies every time I read the word "nutsmell," so I understand

Also, darraghmac, why'd you have to make me think of Cockney penguins?

http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Penguins-Of-Madagascar.jpg

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/322944086/Mens_penguin_g_string_underwear.jpg

LOL X-post Crut

! surprised by this!

tbh I think it was "nutsmell" that did it

just

just no

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://media.photobucket.com/image/penguin%20underwear/staticbyindustry/sims/bl308.jpg

Scrotal fetor

Hot froggin everynight as sung by Huey Lewis

http://site.abcunderwear.com/googleimages/bear-g-string.jpg

festering testes

mw, i just couldn't imagine 'smell my flipper' in any other accent, go figure

x-posts It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

:)

"Smell me flipper" would be Scouse, tho, no?

alright guys, we can all go home now

My balls smell like gold bond

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoX2GEjhO_HMAQbWjzbkF/SIG=12v0ul0t7/EXP=1312326406/**http%3a//www.imperialhampers.com/userfiles/image/items/FG6513TALCUMPOWDER.JPG

Um, actually...

I dip mine in a cigar box full of ball sweat

Sir, I curse you from the depths of my soul.

It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

balls...roses...asshole

I just love everything about this post

"the love trifecta," we called it

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpMQ-2KNho

that's how they roll in 02155 (xp)

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 11:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I just don't know how you keep on doing this to yourself

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

I gotta be honest this sounds delightful. to do, I mean. to watch film of it is considerably less delightful however

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdukksISb1qa1xnko1_500.gif

Rosewater ablutions, eh?

I have no idea what smell yo dick is mr. bs and I'm p sure I don't want to know either.

SMELL YO DICK

dayo if only you had read the second half of her post

curse my reading comprhension

you could also google "motley crue burrito" for the gist of the concept

Oh Jesus...

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker, but that'd just be way too awkward. Conversational hints have implied that he and his wife are not really into touching other human beings that much and he was squicked out by the idea of getting another person's saliva in his mouth (?!) in a kissing context one time?

they have two kids, I'm sure that the fluid swapping was a necessary evil of some sort

SMELL YO DICK

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iOXc7WQoMho/TKuvVawvGGI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/_lycSbK4voY/s1600/howie+yelling+oh+christ.jpg

xp washing your escrow after sex?

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker

Hi Rick,

Please see attached the full text of my correspondence with DRN. I have some of the details on everyone CC'd somewhere in my sentbox if you need them.

Best,

MH

PS - washing your junk after sex ????? ;)

A+

please see attached defiled

i hang out on this msgboard i thought u might be interested

I share the same view as Michael White.

And I know some dudes who LOVE their nutsmell

On the whole, though, clean freaks are not sexy to me.

Yeah agreed. I'm not saying you have to roam around for days in a post-sex funk but I sort of read the original question as if ppl were immediately rushing to clean up and that's a bit weird and paranoid imo.

In general tho while I'm neither diry nor messy (usually) I'm about as far as you can get from a clean freak or germaphobe.