washing your junk after sex

It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

balls...roses...asshole

I just love everything about this post

"the love trifecta," we called it

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpMQ-2KNho

that's how they roll in 02155 (xp)

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 11:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I just don't know how you keep on doing this to yourself

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

I gotta be honest this sounds delightful. to do, I mean. to watch film of it is considerably less delightful however

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdukksISb1qa1xnko1_500.gif

Rosewater ablutions, eh?

I have no idea what smell yo dick is mr. bs and I'm p sure I don't want to know either.

SMELL YO DICK

dayo if only you had read the second half of her post

curse my reading comprhension

you could also google "motley crue burrito" for the gist of the concept

Oh Jesus...

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker, but that'd just be way too awkward. Conversational hints have implied that he and his wife are not really into touching other human beings that much and he was squicked out by the idea of getting another person's saliva in his mouth (?!) in a kissing context one time?

they have two kids, I'm sure that the fluid swapping was a necessary evil of some sort

SMELL YO DICK

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iOXc7WQoMho/TKuvVawvGGI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/_lycSbK4voY/s1600/howie+yelling+oh+christ.jpg

xp washing your escrow after sex?

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker

Hi Rick,

Please see attached the full text of my correspondence with DRN. I have some of the details on everyone CC'd somewhere in my sentbox if you need them.

Best,

MH

PS - washing your junk after sex ????? ;)

A+

please see attached defiled

i hang out on this msgboard i thought u might be interested

I share the same view as Michael White.

And I know some dudes who LOVE their nutsmell

On the whole, though, clean freaks are not sexy to me.

Yeah agreed. I'm not saying you have to roam around for days in a post-sex funk but I sort of read the original question as if ppl were immediately rushing to clean up and that's a bit weird and paranoid imo.

In general tho while I'm neither diry nor messy (usually) I'm about as far as you can get from a clean freak or germaphobe.

dying at schlump's fake email

Rick -
I know you're up to your ears, but we could really use your input on this - link.
I've asked Janet if she can take on some of your work so you're freed up. Let me know if you've any Qs.
MH.

lol my dad's name is rick

my coworker is only like a couple years older than me, which makes this even more awkward in some way

i think it's only awkward if you are sincerely considering sounding out someone you describe as a co-worker on his post coital hygiene

nah, more in the way that I could picture forgetting it's a horrible idea and trying to lead the conversation to it if we were out having drinks after work in a group

tipping the zookeeper isn't defined yet.

:(

at one time i would have been pretty sure this was a calum thread

none the worse for it

Washing your eyes after reading a calumn thread?

Who is calum?

Calum was a Britpopper and thus a crush when I first lurked around this borad <3

Here's a 'typical Calum question'
Let's say you had the chance to be a porn star... would you?

sort of like a British Tuomas iirc

Much, much more malign than Tuomas.

well I just meant in the sort of stream-of-consciousness/where the hell did THAT come from aspect

Calum wd actually fuck w/ people IRL

without subsequently washing his dick.

guys this thread was pretty ok so ixnay on the olltray from the ast-lay entury-say

i was gonna say, someone oughta google proof that name.

Dude seems kind of quaint in retrospect if you search "Nicky wire" in quotes

Don't read the threads, just the titles (order by oldest)

dying @ description of Calum as "a British Tuomas"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

voted just under the wire

eh the correct term is 'frenelum' iirc but that wasn't strictly the question.

I don't care about washing my junk except I don't really love things soaking into the sheets, because I'm probably the person responsible for changing & washing them, and I will care more about this than my partner. Actually I kind of liked it when I was with someone who used condoms, because it meant less clean-up for me!

Also hate falling asleep sweaty. But that's regardless of cause of sweatiness.

Also hate falling asleep sweaty

otm