washing your junk after sex

nah, more in the way that I could picture forgetting it's a horrible idea and trying to lead the conversation to it if we were out having drinks after work in a group

tipping the zookeeper isn't defined yet.

:(

at one time i would have been pretty sure this was a calum thread

none the worse for it

Washing your eyes after reading a calumn thread?

Who is calum?

Calum was a Britpopper and thus a crush when I first lurked around this borad <3

Here's a 'typical Calum question'
Let's say you had the chance to be a porn star... would you?

sort of like a British Tuomas iirc

Much, much more malign than Tuomas.

well I just meant in the sort of stream-of-consciousness/where the hell did THAT come from aspect

Calum wd actually fuck w/ people IRL

without subsequently washing his dick.

guys this thread was pretty ok so ixnay on the olltray from the ast-lay entury-say

i was gonna say, someone oughta google proof that name.

Dude seems kind of quaint in retrospect if you search "Nicky wire" in quotes

Don't read the threads, just the titles (order by oldest)

dying @ description of Calum as "a British Tuomas"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

voted just under the wire

eh the correct term is 'frenelum' iirc but that wasn't strictly the question.

I don't care about washing my junk except I don't really love things soaking into the sheets, because I'm probably the person responsible for changing & washing them, and I will care more about this than my partner. Actually I kind of liked it when I was with someone who used condoms, because it meant less clean-up for me!

Also hate falling asleep sweaty. But that's regardless of cause of sweatiness.

Also hate falling asleep sweaty

otm

Not unless I have an appointment with the gyn, like immediately. When I read Anais Nin I always liked the idea of sitting over a bowl of water with a sponge.

When I read the term nutsmell I thought of George RR Martin.

A Host of Nutsmells will not do well on the bestseller list

Nutsmell is the name of my dog

Nutsmell is the name of every dog

in re: nutsmell, having never actually gotten down face-to-face with a nut myself, does the nut itself have an odor or are we referring to a more general leg-meets-body crotch smell?

in a nutsmell

nuts... have faces?

the balls have ears

seeing-eye balls

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now but am still reading in anticipation of hearing about other women frogs has "had".

I like how even the word "had" sets off warning sirens in your head

Meh. It's not really the word or use thereof, it's mostly just you.

i have to be honest i dont hear many people outside of the rat pack talking about women they've "had". its not nec gross or bad it's just weird imo

I wasn't even using it in that way. I was saying "I had a woman" in the Beatles sense of the phrase

you're gonna have to try a little harder ENBB

to...do what

to not like you?

lol

"Having" another person is gross, esp given the history of having, taking, etc assorted rapiness w language used about women.

by "had" I actually meant "had a rape with"; good call

I wasn't even using it in that way. I was saying "I had a woman" in the Beatles sense of the phrase

you're gonna have to try a little harder ENBB

― frogbs, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 12:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

In the song where he burns the girl's house down afterward? frogbs, stop digging!

hey good job frogbs

you deflected that one really well and came out clean

It's weird that we 'have' sex when it really should be something less passive like 'make' or 'do'.

nobody is going to mistake you for being a misogynist and/or worse after that clever dodge

In the song where he burns the girl's house down afterward? frogbs, stop digging!

whoops!

Dude, you are either most pointless troll ever or just really fucking dumb.

frogbs, you are so controversial! i love it!!

Not mutually exclusive, ENBB

ha

true