washing your junk after sex

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oof and i thought frogbs was gonna get all the sb's itt but michael's gone for broke there

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

eh xp tbf

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

you know what they say. if you can remember what quality control was like in the nineties, then you probably weren't throwing clumps of mud at Puddle of Mudd at Woodstock '99

dell (del), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

in this thread, we are paternalistic

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

hi im matt damon

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

in this thread, we are paternalistic

Me? I was aiming more for avuncular.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

man for a thread about balls this is taking a weird turn

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

But I do promise to you guys that I will be more mindful of the history of having and taking, etc.

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

frogbs, do you like ABBA?

sarahel, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm. i'll take a pass on that one.

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, michael

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

We should poll washing your junk during sex, i.e. sexytimes in the shower.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

goddammit, I thought I'd ruined this thread yesterday

must everything be taken from me

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

You'll always have "nutsmell".

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Here's looking at you(r nutsack) kid.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

You'll always have "nutsmell".

that reminds me, I should shower and turn on the AC

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

theater of the mind

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, actually, I do mind.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

that reminds me, I should shower and turn on the AC

mr. pretentious "oh i take showers during hot weather months" . honestly, i've had just about enough of the snobby crowd that iltmi seems to attract

dell (del), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

And justice for (most of ) all...

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Seriously? 'Cause I don't remember qc being all that great in the nineties.

Came out in 2000 iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgpDN-bARwc

generous loller at dollies (sic), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

does the nut itself have an odor or are we referring to a more general leg-meets-body crotch smell?

This is interesting, because I have to tell you something: I find that the same smell usually associated with my junk also can be found in ah my belly button. From this I surmise that it's largely a "skin stuck together" smell.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, sweat pockets kind of thing imo.

And, y'know, not to overdetail but balls are hairy to go with it.

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

my junk does not smell like my belly button, thank god, because only a paper mill smells worse (maybe) than that

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

they don't have to be, darragh.

kkvgz, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

And, y'know, not to overdetail but balls are hairy to go with it.

I have noticed this once or twice.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

belly button smells are really the worst non-butt human smells around

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry tonsil stones are the worst

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe if you put a tonsil stone into a belly button and then squirted some nutsmell into the belly button

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah I did that once

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

it smelled pretty bad

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I knew a guy who did that except he would expunge it into a cigar box

wait I think I got it mixed up

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

O_ok what in the fuck @ tonsil stones

life is a beautiful thing and so fucking gross

Kerm, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

tonsilloliths

call them by their unbearably elegant name

generous loller at dollies (sic), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i think R'lyeh was built out of the tonsilloliths of the Old Ones..

Kerm, Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Everyone I have asked about this topic irl (not coworkers) has responded "no, you crazy." sample size all male so far

mh, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"...I'd like a double quarterpounder with cheese. btw, do you wash your balls after fucking?"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Why are y'all always smelling your belly buttons? Don't you have to be super flexible to do that anyway?

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Sniffing your belly button is a sign of the devil

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

sniffing your junk, however . . .

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

if your belly button is pungent enough, you don't have to bend to smell it....same with your balls

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow dude you've got some pungent balls if you don't even need to make a token effort to smell them

Like that is leaving nutsmell territory and heading straight to nutstench

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

at that point you can see the stink lines

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

who are you, giorgio nutodor

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i rarely have the problem above tho. I shower every day you see. sometimes more than once.

xpost lol

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse.

Me Three.

I knew of a lady who liked morning sex and would get dressed afterward, occasional secretions still leaking down her legs beneath her skirt or slacks. She told me it reminded her of the prior night's (or morning's) lovemaking so she liked it. I liked her attitude.

I voted male/don't wash, but most of my experience has been with condoms which inherently make matters much tidier.

Lee626, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

that's worse, you smell like latex then and that's pretty unmistakable

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link


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