washing your junk after sex

oof and i thought frogbs was gonna get all the sb's itt but michael's gone for broke there

eh xp tbf

you know what they say. if you can remember what quality control was like in the nineties, then you probably weren't throwing clumps of mud at Puddle of Mudd at Woodstock '99

lol

in this thread, we are paternalistic

hi im matt damon

in this thread, we are paternalistic

Me? I was aiming more for avuncular.

man for a thread about balls this is taking a weird turn

But I do promise to you guys that I will be more mindful of the history of having and taking, etc.

frogbs, do you like ABBA?

hmm. i'll take a pass on that one.

haha, michael

We should poll washing your junk during sex, i.e. sexytimes in the shower.

goddammit, I thought I'd ruined this thread yesterday

must everything be taken from me

You'll always have "nutsmell".

Here's looking at you(r nutsack) kid.

You'll always have "nutsmell".

that reminds me, I should shower and turn on the AC

theater of the mind

Yes, actually, I do mind.

that reminds me, I should shower and turn on the AC

mr. pretentious "oh i take showers during hot weather months" . honestly, i've had just about enough of the snobby crowd that iltmi seems to attract

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

And justice for (most of ) all...

Seriously? 'Cause I don't remember qc being all that great in the nineties.

Came out in 2000 iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgpDN-bARwc

does the nut itself have an odor or are we referring to a more general leg-meets-body crotch smell?

This is interesting, because I have to tell you something: I find that the same smell usually associated with my junk also can be found in ah my belly button. From this I surmise that it's largely a "skin stuck together" smell.

yeah, sweat pockets kind of thing imo.

And, y'know, not to overdetail but balls are hairy to go with it.

my junk does not smell like my belly button, thank god, because only a paper mill smells worse (maybe) than that

they don't have to be, darragh.

And, y'know, not to overdetail but balls are hairy to go with it.

I have noticed this once or twice.

belly button smells are really the worst non-butt human smells around

sorry tonsil stones are the worst

maybe if you put a tonsil stone into a belly button and then squirted some nutsmell into the belly button

oh yeah I did that once

it smelled pretty bad

I knew a guy who did that except he would expunge it into a cigar box

wait I think I got it mixed up

O_ok what in the fuck @ tonsil stones

life is a beautiful thing and so fucking gross

tonsilloliths

call them by their unbearably elegant name

i think R'lyeh was built out of the tonsilloliths of the Old Ones..

Everyone I have asked about this topic irl (not coworkers) has responded "no, you crazy." sample size all male so far

"...I'd like a double quarterpounder with cheese. btw, do you wash your balls after fucking?"

Why are y'all always smelling your belly buttons? Don't you have to be super flexible to do that anyway?

Sniffing your belly button is a sign of the devil

sniffing your junk, however . . .

if your belly button is pungent enough, you don't have to bend to smell it....same with your balls

Wow dude you've got some pungent balls if you don't even need to make a token effort to smell them

Like that is leaving nutsmell territory and heading straight to nutstench

at that point you can see the stink lines

who are you, giorgio nutodor

i rarely have the problem above tho. I shower every day you see. sometimes more than once.

xpost lol

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse.

I knew of a lady who liked morning sex and would get dressed afterward, occasional secretions still leaking down her legs beneath her skirt or slacks. She told me it reminded her of the prior night's (or morning's) lovemaking so she liked it. I liked her attitude.

I voted male/don't wash, but most of my experience has been with condoms which inherently make matters much tidier.

that's worse, you smell like latex then and that's pretty unmistakable

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo