Sniffing your belly button is a sign of the devil
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
sniffing your junk, however . . .
― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
if your belly button is pungent enough, you don't have to bend to smell it....same with your balls
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Wow dude you've got some pungent balls if you don't even need to make a token effort to smell them
Like that is leaving nutsmell territory and heading straight to nutstench
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
at that point you can see the stink lines
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
who are you, giorgio nutodor
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i rarely have the problem above tho. I shower every day you see. sometimes more than once.
xpost lol
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse.
I knew of a lady who liked morning sex and would get dressed afterward, occasional secretions still leaking down her legs beneath her skirt or slacks. She told me it reminded her of the prior night's (or morning's) lovemaking so she liked it. I liked her attitude.
I voted male/don't wash, but most of my experience has been with condoms which inherently make matters much tidier.
― Lee626, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link
that's worse, you smell like latex then and that's pretty unmistakable
― frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link
ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience
lack of imagination imo
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2KvpC8hIBE0/S_97nJpTqKI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/D-9gRKP251A/s1600/romantic-bubble-bath-ideas.jpg
― kkvgz, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link
but then you just have to wash up from the washing up, makes no sense
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link
lack of gold bathtub imo
― bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
do you have to wash up after cuddling? how about after a massage?
like I said, lack of imagination
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i kind of like that there's an implied solitary dimension, almost like a what these hands hath wrought period of lone reflection outside of the room
― bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
also i would always wash up after cuddling if i wasn't wearing protection
http://sixuntilme.com/blog-mt1/images/April07/cable_knit_sweater.jpg
― bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experiencelack of imagination imo
― Lee626, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
otm, afterwards I go out to the back and stand on a bare concrete slab and she turns the hose on me and yells a lot, it's good times
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Buffalo-Bill-Silence-of-the-Lambs-525x350.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah we're saving up for a pit but until then it's the slab
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Interesting that so many people enjoy marinating in their own spunk or drawing out the sacred act of lovemaking into a ritual cleansing ceremony. Most times I either fall asleep or get the hell out of there
― badg, Saturday, 13 August 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/fx/one-night-stand-illo-0209-lg.jpg
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
speaking of pastrami-flavored contraceptives, I ripped open a condom package a couple of weeks ago that smelled like peanut butter.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link
when I see this thread title I hear it sung to the tune of Syd Barrett's "waving my arms in the air"
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol why do I have this thread bookmarked
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
lol otm
― Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
oh hey new answers in... oh, I have this bookmarked too
― mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
with the bookmark brouhaha I decided to look to see what I had bookmarked, since that's functionality I rarely use, and this thread was near the top
lol
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
tw1zt3d p0llst4rt3r 2 tapered off pretty quickly. not very twisted, imo.
― beachville, Friday, 3 February 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
"sometimes it smells like penguins"
― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
withdrawal in disgust is not the same thing as apathy
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
this thread is a delight
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 February 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
I just want you all to know that thanks to this thread, when I was caroling last year, I couldn't sing The Christmas Song without hearing "nutsmell wafting off my partner's face" and wanting to laugh
― frogbs, stills, and nash (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 February 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
also I don't really want to be noticing my nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face as I'm trying to eat bacon
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 2:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 8 February 2015 07:44 (nine years ago) link
sometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sex
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 8 February 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link
i can't stop laughing at all of this
well i mean,
― the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Sunday, 8 February 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
man for a thread about balls this is taking a weird turn
― frogbs, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 12:53 PM bookmarkflaglink
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
Good snapshot of frogbs’ bad posting years
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 21 February 2020 05:24 (four years ago) link
for the record, most of my posts in this thread were trolling
― sarahell, Saturday, 22 February 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
I never shower/wash after sex. Can’t be arsed. I prefer to have a smoke.
― nathom, Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
great revive
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
i must be hanging out with the wrong penguins.
― Yerac, Saturday, 22 February 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link
the other day I was at the grocery store in the vegan section, and looked upon the shelves of nutcheese, and thought immediately of this thread.
please advise
― sarahell, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link
can't, too busy lolling at "nutcheese"
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link
i apologize to any and all vegans on ilx reading this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link
any fellow uncircumcised kings who do not wash after sex are asking for a visit from the yeaster bunny
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
is that what this is
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link
put it that way: would you go to sleep wearing a pair of damp socks?
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link
that way? this way