what's happening to our borad TMI

I used to eat these as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig

and well

clamato is delicious actually

TMI

Over the line

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

let us know if you start shitting cotton

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

there for posteriority

put a towel down, carry on, imo

words to live life by

my period is late

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

9 months growing future ilxors

We have a lot of fun over at I Love People-Making, I promise!

People-Making does seem like a lot of fun! Initially at least.

i guess that is too cynical to be a board description, right. unless it's a kinda louis ck forum.

I want to make people. But preferably after I quit smoking!

I washed my favorite bra (after like 5 days of use) by wearing it in the shower. Seems fine today!

see that's the kind of quality update i had in mind, tho it's maybe a little mild. KIU laurel imo

i didn't wash my stretchy shorts after cycling to brighton in them. did not seem fine the next day.

yeah if i had time i'd change halfway through each match/run but imma try this shower thing and see if i can maintain a gf

Basically that update belongs on dirtbag style but I'd have had to search for it, and the bits about underwear and showering does make it a bit TMI so I thought what the hell.

I would imagine that washing it while wearing it is probably good for - helps keep its shape!

isn't that wearing it til it dries? levi's ad style

wash and wear shrink to fit bras... hmm, probably not an untapped market

Nah I didn't sleep in it. Dried it on a drying rack like a normal person.

As opposed to my drying rack, which...never mind.

lol

I am not looking forward to the dry winter season as I got the worst dry skin last year. On my junk. That would not heal.

O_O

this thread is great

http://i.imgur.com/e2kKN.jpg

Could it have been a yeast infection?

rub some coconut oil on it

coconut oil is a miracle cure-all

almost

9 months growing future ilxors

"he has his father's gifs"

that's kind of a catch-22. "I'll just rub this oil on my... oh boy, that isn't helping"

just talk to markers while you do it, should keep anything from arising.

. . .

markers, I may need yr phone number should this need occur this year

;)

it's 911

that's good. it's tricky to dial more than three digits with all this coconut oil on my fingers

wtf, get someone else to rub coconut oil in it, smh

I've been dealing with sinus congestion for the past two weeks. One of my favorite disgusting sensations is when you're blowing your nose trying to clear out seriously clogged sinuses and you blow so hard that tears shoot out of your eye. It's happened to me several times over the course of this illness.

https://www.livescience.com/why-blow-nose-water-squirts-out-of-eye

a kid from

a kid from the estate across the road just took a shit across from my house

like in your yard?

nah tbf at least it was across the st

nature is healing

my dog almost did a shit in someone's driveway. I quickly pulled him out of the front of the driveway when he got into the squatting posture. He doesn't normally even shit on pavements but this was clearly an emergency, and horror of horrors he had diarrhea. I couldn't even hope to try bagging it. Someone was giving me daggers and I speedwalked the fuck away from that scene!

the key to playing that off isnt shame, it's staring daggers back and scream whispering "u know what u did"

the dog I housesat for 10+ years died this week. I walked him for probably the last 8 years and his poops were just about as consistent as you could ask for, right down to where he'd go.

but like...they'd be big, and so to try to make the scooping easier, my friends bought this like humongous, heavy steel poop-scooping contraption, where you'd work the levers and it'd put the heavy arms under the turd, then you'd reverse whenever you were ready to drop it into something.

they got rid of it in like two months and they told me I was the only person who had ever successfully used it

like it looked like it was made for a 15 foot tall monster

xxp

lol, at least that approach would allow me to shake off the overbearing feeling of moral cowardice!

theres nothing to be done with diarrhea i mean its just a shrug.jpg situation

my dog once pooped on the damn stairs of my building when we were going down, and it wasn’t even a diarrhea situation, like what the hell, man

The effort of finding this thread overwrote in my mind what I wanted to post about

Drinking one last Dogfish 60 before Ubering to Megadeth

I think the last time I got puke drunk was when I drank several Dogfish beers without realizing they had a very high alcohol content.

Drinking one last Dogfish 60 before Ubering to Megadeth

this blackhead that keeps resurfacing on my partner's back for the last decade is my nemesis, my white whale