clamato is delicious actually
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)
TMI
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
Over the line
― Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
let us know if you start shitting cotton
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)
i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)
about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.
― just1n3, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
there for posteriority
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)
put a towel down, carry on, imo
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)
words to live life by
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:53 (fourteen years ago)
my period is late
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:55 (fourteen years ago)
mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
9 months growing future ilxors
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
We have a lot of fun over at I Love People-Making, I promise!
― My hetfield very root with me what can I lou? (rustic italian flatbread), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
People-Making does seem like a lot of fun! Initially at least.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
i guess that is too cynical to be a board description, right. unless it's a kinda louis ck forum.
― 347.239.9791 stench hotline (schlump), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
I want to make people. But preferably after I quit smoking!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
I washed my favorite bra (after like 5 days of use) by wearing it in the shower. Seems fine today!
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
see that's the kind of quality update i had in mind, tho it's maybe a little mild. KIU laurel imo
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
i didn't wash my stretchy shorts after cycling to brighton in them. did not seem fine the next day.
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 23 September 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)
yeah if i had time i'd change halfway through each match/run but imma try this shower thing and see if i can maintain a gf
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
Basically that update belongs on dirtbag style but I'd have had to search for it, and the bits about underwear and showering does make it a bit TMI so I thought what the hell.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)
I would imagine that washing it while wearing it is probably good for - helps keep its shape!
― just1n3, Friday, 23 September 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
isn't that wearing it til it dries? levi's ad style
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
wash and wear shrink to fit bras... hmm, probably not an untapped market
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
Nah I didn't sleep in it. Dried it on a drying rack like a normal person.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
As opposed to my drying rack, which...never mind.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
I am not looking forward to the dry winter season as I got the worst dry skin last year. On my junk. That would not heal.
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
O_O
― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
this thread is great
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/e2kKN.jpg
― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)
Could it have been a yeast infection?
― My hetfield very root with me what can I lou? (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)
rub some coconut oil on it
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)
coconut oil is a miracle cure-all
almost
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
"he has his father's gifs"
― buzza, Friday, 23 September 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)
that's kind of a catch-22. "I'll just rub this oil on my... oh boy, that isn't helping"
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
just talk to markers while you do it, should keep anything from arising.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
. . .
― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
markers, I may need yr phone number should this need occur this year
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
;)
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
it's 911
― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
that's good. it's tricky to dial more than three digits with all this coconut oil on my fingers
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
wtf, get someone else to rub coconut oil in it, smh
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 23 September 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
was wrested from my slumber last night by an excruciating bout of proctalgia fugax. pacing the floor like a sick dog, trying to stretch it out. took some benedryl in the hope it would simply render me unconscious and duumb to the pain. things eventually settled down while drinking a glass of milk and I went back t8o bed. this used to be rare, but now occurs about once every two months.
― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago)
Drinking one last Dogfish 60 before Ubering to Megadeth
― calstars, Sunday, 25 August 2024 00:26 (one year ago)
this blackhead that keeps resurfacing on my partner's back for the last decade is my nemesis, my white whale
― twenteeth dentury (cat), Friday, 20 September 2024 09:08 (one year ago)
I’ve been wearing adult diapers for 3 days because I have a severe cough and apparently weak pelvic floor muscles, so I keep peeing a little every time I have a choking/gagging coughing fit.
― just1n3, Monday, 13 January 2025 17:24 (eight months ago)
Last night I smoked weed, then prepared a jolly “snack”: bread and butter with a drizzle of hot sauce.
The hot sauce was the hottest in our fridge (extremely hot), and it came out too quickly, and after I ate the thing I started rocking back and forth in sweaty, painful pleasure. My bf was like “what is happening” and I soothed the moment with a glass of milk.
I slept on the couch, anticipating fragrance, which arrived.
Today I am out for a pad thai lunch with my friend Eric, and I warned him that I’d have to take some certain fiery poo breaks. I took three, all told, during which I watched Trump’s inauguration.
It occurred to me that there was no more appropriate way to watch Trump’s inauguration remarks than while sitting in a cold basement, on a toilet, noisily expelling hot, liquid shit
― three sad trombones in a trench coat (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 20 January 2025 17:54 (eight months ago)
I had very hot Indian last night and I’m flying in an hour. Should be fun.
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 20 January 2025 18:06 (eight months ago)
The main side effect of a new medication has been constipation, and a side effect of the side effect has been the new horrible smell of my gas. It's like an oil refinery and a hog farm had the world's stinkiest baby.
― I think we're all Bezos on this bus (WmC), Monday, 20 January 2025 18:11 (eight months ago)
Ugh, yes, I had stomach surgery in late November, and only getting back to regularity these last couple weeks.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 20 January 2025 18:20 (eight months ago)
Horrifying!
The worst gas I ever had was a post-suckling pig food poisoning experience. My Filipino in-laws took me out for my birthday. “Eat the cheek!” they said, and I ate the cheek. “Eat the nozzle!” they said, and I thought “…nozzle?” and I dutifully ate bites of the snout.
I got food poisoning, as one does from eating undercooked pig’s head. I would feel fine, until I ate a meal, at which point I would feel woozy and pass out cold for a two hour nap.
While I was not napping, it wasn’t that I was gassy so much as my anus felt like it was continuously wafting a constant stream of hellgas. I likened the sensation to being a “walking upside-down tar pit”
― three sad trombones in a trench coat (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 20 January 2025 20:46 (eight months ago)
Have been severely constipated all day. Laxative didn't merely soften things, it created cocoa butter
The evening is a loss
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 August 2025 02:42 (three weeks ago)
bad post about nothing
tell us about your truly enormous toilet-clogging shits or gtfo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 August 2025 00:15 (three weeks ago)
I would simply drink so many electrolytes I’d spend the rest of the workday on the toilet and not post about it. Many such times.
― slowly imploding (mh), Thursday, 28 August 2025 00:44 (three weeks ago)
we need a new borad where we’re allowed to post stupid shit in the hopes of getting viciously roasted/bullied imo
if you post there too much or solely we know you’re bad, though
― slowly imploding (mh), Thursday, 28 August 2025 00:46 (three weeks ago)
i have a cologuard kit that has long awaited a donation
but i'm holding out for the right time
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 August 2025 01:02 (three weeks ago)
well! just had my first visit from the kidney stone fairy and i gotta say, fuck that very much indeed. this 2.5mm mofo had me crumpling to the emergency room floor loudly sobbing and cursing (and apologizing, when able) while the poor nurse was trying to triage me, and it had me continuing to writhe and expel unconscionable noises until they dilaudided my ass.
but anyway yeah the good stuff: i'm home now with orders to piss thru a strainer (retired silicon mesh cheesecloth thing), which, since i'm on my period, means getting intimately reacquainted with my endometrial lining. good times, good times. i remember once i sneezed in the bath and a chunk the size of a raspberry shot out. fingers crossed i get to capture his brother this time!
― birds wearing masks of human faces (cat), Thursday, 4 September 2025 12:18 (two weeks ago)
Oof! One of the first things they taught us during renal block in medschool is that the pain scale goes from 1 to kidney-stones. Sorry Cat! Know whatever healthcare worker you had understands thats as bad as it gets and you get an immediate pass for whatever you may scream in that situation. Stay well!!!!
― H.P, Thursday, 4 September 2025 13:37 (two weeks ago)
Loool the cough/sneeze-firing of menstrual chunks is real talk, cat 🤝
― just1n3, Sunday, 7 September 2025 23:51 (two weeks ago)
The chunks get chunkier in perimenopause..
― sarahell, Monday, 8 September 2025 01:53 (two weeks ago)