what's happening to our borad TMI

hahahahaaha

xp - ENBB - that is still so weird to me! also, the people who don't poop at work, like what? but then i remember that we were both baffled by the very existence of foot flushers. I do wonder if these are the same people.

also - the role of vodka-soaked tampons in oral sex on menstruating women

I am obv 5, because farting still makes me giggle. Except when Mr Veg leaves farts in the car. Then I call my lawyer :(

maybe these ratios would be smaller if men were not always "butt chugging"

I have a friend who wont pee or poop at work. I believe her to be insane.

When I was younger I ate very poorly and had terrible gas and I don't know how successful I was, but yes, a lot of going into other rooms, positioning self by windows, etc.

I'm telling you - there are TONS of girls who won't poo at work. They'll basically hold it until it's an emergency rather than do anything that might let other on to the fact that OMG THEY SHIT TOO.

Yes, these are the things I get into conversations with people about.

I farted while posting that.

i don't get that either. getting paid to shit is da best.
but i also don't like farting around people.
which makes me weird for s dood i guess.

*a dood...

so they're concerned about other people being aware that they poo, or is it about the hygiene of public toilets? like, i'm sure there are people (like the foot flushers) that avoid pooping at work because of that. but i have not done a scientific survey.

The worst is their implication that you're some kind of cretin if you're a chick using a toilet for its intended purpose.

This chick be poopin'. Deal with it.

i don't get that either. getting paid to shit is da best.

HAHAHAHA my bf and I have had a whole convo based around that theory

Guys, I'm gross.

and i don't think the non-work-poopers are wholly female. there was some other thread a few years back where a lot of the guys were against the work shitting too.

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It's some weird politeness/shyness thing gone mad, afaict

You know Sarah I am not a foot flusher but it's got nothing to do with a fear of germs and everything to do with the fact that it's easier to foot flush than it is to bed over.

at the job where i'm paid by the hour, i think i take a dump every single day i work there.

the guys were against the work shitting

Who are these people that have such precise control over their bowels?! That's . . . amazing, tbh.

sarah - are you my ex g/f?

xp - ENBB - that is still so weird to me! also, the people who don't poop at work, like what? but then i remember that we were both baffled by the very existence of foot flushers. I do wonder if these are the same people.

also - the role of vodka-soaked tampons in oral sex on menstruating women

― sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:42 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1. what is a foot flusher?

2. that whole last bit, huh?

Who are these people that have such precise control over their bowels?! That's . . . amazing, tbh.

otf(f is for farting)m!

tbh at work i try not to poop on my break because i dont wanna waste my free time when i can be getting paid to poop

Who are these people that have such precise control over their bowels?!

cutty

a foot flusher is one whom flushes the loo with their foot.

why?

Ppl who exercise that much control over their bowels kind of terrify me.

I feel like this fart/shit discussion is a good place to post James Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle.

http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d

i am a proud foot flusher

tribe.net still exists

friend of mine likes to fart in the car, pause a second, then ask his wife 'wow, doesn't that bakery smell good?'

i am a proud foot flusher

― buzza, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:55 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok so again i ask- why?

cause it makes you feel like a badass

http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d

― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, November 14, 2011 9:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Never not a good time to post that tbh

It took me a long time to work out HOW one foot-flushes too bcz aus toilets have press-button flush on top of the cistern, or in the wall at abt waist-shoulder height behind bowl. You'd have to be a contortionist to use yr foot.

oh shiii yeah now i remember that scene from commando

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A hoy hoy: Here's one for the ladies re public toilets . . .

ok even bigger question- you had taken to watching people under the stalls e?

I don't flush with my feet because I don't want to spread my shoe germs to other people's hands

I was so invested in this topic and ppl's confusion over exactly how American's do this I even did a demonstration:

Here's one for the ladies re public toilets . . .

Yeah if you just peak you head down at an angle you can see people's feet but they can't see your head.

i have an old school toilet with the handle/chain you pull down to flush. still use my feet with that too.

And stop crapping in my sink!

― luna

ok but that seems totally gross and voyeuristic.

x-post - In your house? You foot flush at home?! That's next level, sir.

It was in the interest of science! Plus I was just looking at their feet not their bits!

They're calling it "butt flushing."

you see, i was only kidding (who even still has those old time-y toilets anyways?!) - you're weird under-stall voyeurism is bizarre and terrifying!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/When-using-public-restrooms-I-flush-the-toilet-with-my-shoes/121974287840632

*your

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