why?
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
Ppl who exercise that much control over their bowels kind of terrify me.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like this fart/shit discussion is a good place to post James Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle.
http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
i am a proud foot flusher
― buzza, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
tribe.net still exists
― sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
friend of mine likes to fart in the car, pause a second, then ask his wife 'wow, doesn't that bakery smell good?'
― mookieproof, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
― buzza, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:55 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ok so again i ask- why?
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
cause it makes you feel like a badass
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, November 14, 2011 9:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
Never not a good time to post that tbh
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
It took me a long time to work out HOW one foot-flushes too bcz aus toilets have press-button flush on top of the cistern, or in the wall at abt waist-shoulder height behind bowl. You'd have to be a contortionist to use yr foot.
― Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
oh shiii yeah now i remember that scene from commando
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
xpost
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
A hoy hoy: Here's one for the ladies re public toilets . . .
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
ok even bigger question- you had taken to watching people under the stalls e?
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
I don't flush with my feet because I don't want to spread my shoe germs to other people's hands
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
I was so invested in this topic and ppl's confusion over exactly how American's do this I even did a demonstration:
Here's one for the ladies re public toilets . . .
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah if you just peak you head down at an angle you can see people's feet but they can't see your head.
i have an old school toilet with the handle/chain you pull down to flush. still use my feet with that too.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
And stop crapping in my sink!
― luna
― buzza, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
ok but that seems totally gross and voyeuristic.
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
x-post - In your house? You foot flush at home?! That's next level, sir.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
It was in the interest of science! Plus I was just looking at their feet not their bits!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
They're calling it "butt flushing."
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
you see, i was only kidding (who even still has those old time-y toilets anyways?!) - you're weird under-stall voyeurism is bizarre and terrifying!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pages/When-using-public-restrooms-I-flush-the-toilet-with-my-shoes/121974287840632
― buzza, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
*your
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
x-post - listen calm down ppl. I don't do it anymore!! Plus don't you ever have to look under the stalls to see if there's a toilet paper roll or something? It's no different. Jeez.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
I look under the stalls to see if there's candy
so far, I have always been disappointed ;_;
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
you need to have a wider stance, Dan
― sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
I bring a periscope to public restrooms.
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
do they make beer bongs long enough so you can butt chug the dude in the next stall?
― sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
I'm sure someone at Reed has made one
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
I flush via doing a bicycle kick
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
I can understand trying to be discreet if you're going to be particularly noisy in the restroom, but women are already sitting! On the toilet! If you're being discreet, how would other women even know what you were doing?
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
dayo = winner
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
haha! Nice demonstration, E!
I'm a proud foot flusher at work with the same kind of toilets E showed us - BUT I'm really tall? And lazy? So this way I don't have to bend down and touch the handle that might be feces contaminated. Also if I pooped (because I do!) then MY hands don't contaminate!
I'm not one of those 'open doors with a paper towel' types or anything else. So really it's 75% laziness of not wanting to bend down, 5% "yay I control things with my foot," 20% anti-contamination.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
lol at MH thinking the women to embarassed to take care of business in a public restroom would actually ever sit on a public toilet
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
If it's contact with the toilet people are worried about, wear stilts.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
everything in the bathroom is feces contaminated! flushing aerosolizes the water
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
can we go back to how women poop on toilet handles for a second, because honestly I've never seen a toilet in a men's room that had poop on the handle, plus aren't you about to wash your hands thoroughly anyway
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
that offal smell you're smelling? those are tiny, airborne particles of poop melding with your smell receptors.
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
you should be washing your hands anyway
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
I once worked with some women who actually expressed horror/disgust because they had just heard a workmate in the loos, using them as nature intended for #2. This woman was genuinely revolted/thought it was funny (in a bitchy way) and was gossiping about it to everyone!? Like "omg so and so was making plopping noises so gross".
THIS might be why some women are toilet shy perhaps. Then again, I also worked with psychotic apes. so.
― Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not one of those 'open doors with a paper towel' types or anything else.
Nearly EVERYONE at my work seems to do this. It's a nice clean bathroom and everyone just washed their hands! Seems excessive. I do this sorta thing at gas station bathrooms but not somewhere that looks fairly clean to begin with. LIVE A LITTLE.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
those big swathes of brown poop on the floor? that is literally poop you are stepping in
(xposts)(xposts)
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
*plop*
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
the poop covered handle on the door? that is literally poop on the door handle
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:16 PM (26 seconds ago) [IP: 67.194.91.164] Bookmark
OMG DAYO!! Someone asked me something to this effect almost worded exactly like that on Formspring at least twice. IT WAS YOU!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
You can't think about that stuff. It's life - get over and on with it.