you should be washing your hands anyway
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
I once worked with some women who actually expressed horror/disgust because they had just heard a workmate in the loos, using them as nature intended for #2. This woman was genuinely revolted/thought it was funny (in a bitchy way) and was gossiping about it to everyone!? Like "omg so and so was making plopping noises so gross".
THIS might be why some women are toilet shy perhaps. Then again, I also worked with psychotic apes. so.
― Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not one of those 'open doors with a paper towel' types or anything else.
Nearly EVERYONE at my work seems to do this. It's a nice clean bathroom and everyone just washed their hands! Seems excessive. I do this sorta thing at gas station bathrooms but not somewhere that looks fairly clean to begin with. LIVE A LITTLE.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
those big swathes of brown poop on the floor? that is literally poop you are stepping in
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
(xposts)(xposts)
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
*plop*
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
the poop covered handle on the door? that is literally poop on the door handle
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
that offal smell you're smelling? those are tiny, airborne particles of poop melding with your smell receptors.
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:16 PM (26 seconds ago) [IP: 67.194.91.164] Bookmark
OMG DAYO!! Someone asked me something to this effect almost worded exactly like that on Formspring at least twice. IT WAS YOU!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
You can't think about that stuff. It's life - get over and on with it.
hahahaha
Even going into a toilet means that you're breathing in other people's poop.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
nice IP btw
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:17 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark
wait what?! I have never used your formspring!
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
breathe the fecescome play my game, it's easypsychosomaticpoop in ya brain
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
Hmmmmmmm. Ok, I believe you. Pretty sure only ILXors have ever asked me stuff there and I'm not kidding when someone msged me at least twice about that very thing.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
LOL I've never pooped on a toilet handle, nor do I suspect that people do. But I figure if people can't reliably flush toilets? They can't reliably wipe themselves either, which means poopy fingers touch those things. Like I said, I use my feet mostly just because I am lazy, but I cannot strike the thought from my mind that it may be poopy all the same.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
can I call you Poopshoes from now on?
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
did I ever tell the story about how somebody at my school climbed into a tree once and tried to poop on somebody else
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I just did, huh
omg
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link
I never even knew this was a thing anyone did until that other thread and, like I said before, I do it now too for the same reasons as Lex. It's actually easier than bending over.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link
pooping on people from a tree???
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
i spent several years working in hotels, and thought a lot about how people's hygiene and cleanliness can be affected by anonymity and lack of accountability/responsibility.
― sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ the idea of ENBB and lex pooping on ppl from trees
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
yeah. the guy who tried to poop from a tree ended up at the naval academy fwiw xp
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
probably became the pilot of a long-range bomber
OH LORD
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Payloadrange.jpg
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
DAN YOU MUST NEVER THINK OF THAT EVER AGAIN
E & I are pretty tall ladies. We COULD poop on y'all from trees. Anyone FAP?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
Baby,I compare you to a poop from a tree on the gray.Ooh,The more I get of you,The stranger it feels, yeah
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
sex-poop Al Gore
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
an inconvenient poop
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
most regrettable threadclick of the year for me
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
hearty belly lol
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
... how on earth does that come up in conversation
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
a sheep would never admit it.
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link
zzp once you shart, you can't shtop
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?
iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
how does it not come up in conversation?
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
note: I did not shart during said conversation
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link