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that offal smell you're smelling? those are tiny, airborne particles of poop melding with your smell receptors.

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:16 PM (26 seconds ago) [IP: 67.194.91.164] Bookmark

OMG DAYO!! Someone asked me something to this effect almost worded exactly like that on Formspring at least twice. IT WAS YOU!

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

You can't think about that stuff. It's life - get over and on with it.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

Even going into a toilet means that you're breathing in other people's poop.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

nice IP btw

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

OMG DAYO!! Someone asked me something to this effect almost worded exactly like that on Formspring at least twice. IT WAS YOU!

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:17 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark

wait what?! I have never used your formspring!

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

breathe the feces
come play my game, it's easy
psychosomatic
poop in ya brain

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

Hmmmmmmm. Ok, I believe you. Pretty sure only ILXors have ever asked me stuff there and I'm not kidding when someone msged me at least twice about that very thing.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

LOL I've never pooped on a toilet handle, nor do I suspect that people do. But I figure if people can't reliably flush toilets? They can't reliably wipe themselves either, which means poopy fingers touch those things. Like I said, I use my feet mostly just because I am lazy, but I cannot strike the thought from my mind that it may be poopy all the same.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

can I call you Poopshoes from now on?

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

did I ever tell the story about how somebody at my school climbed into a tree once and tried to poop on somebody else

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

I guess I just did, huh

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

omg

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

I never even knew this was a thing anyone did until that other thread and, like I said before, I do it now too for the same reasons as Lex. It's actually easier than bending over.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

pooping on people from a tree???

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

i spent several years working in hotels, and thought a lot about how people's hygiene and cleanliness can be affected by anonymity and lack of accountability/responsibility.

sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ the idea of ENBB and lex pooping on ppl from trees

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

yeah. the guy who tried to poop from a tree ended up at the naval academy fwiw xp

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

probably became the pilot of a long-range bomber

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

OH LORD

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Payloadrange.jpg

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

DAN YOU MUST NEVER THINK OF THAT EVER AGAIN

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

E & I are pretty tall ladies. We COULD poop on y'all from trees. Anyone FAP?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

Baby,
I compare you to a poop from a tree on the gray.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
The stranger it feels, yeah

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

sex-poop Al Gore

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

an inconvenient poop

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

hearty belly lol

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it

mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

... how on earth does that come up in conversation

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

a sheep would never admit it.

estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

zzp once you shart, you can't shtop

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?

iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

how does it not come up in conversation?

mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

note: I did not shart during said conversation

mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

What would somebody be doing with potatoes up their butt?

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

can someone parse snoball's potatoes.

estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

was it a readymeal or did you shart from scratch

₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

lol

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago)

Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.

Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings

dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago)


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