that offal smell you're smelling? those are tiny, airborne particles of poop melding with your smell receptors.
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:16 PM (26 seconds ago) [IP: 67.194.91.164] Bookmark
OMG DAYO!! Someone asked me something to this effect almost worded exactly like that on Formspring at least twice. IT WAS YOU!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
You can't think about that stuff. It's life - get over and on with it.
hahahaha
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
Even going into a toilet means that you're breathing in other people's poop.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
nice IP btw
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:17 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark
wait what?! I have never used your formspring!
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
breathe the fecescome play my game, it's easypsychosomaticpoop in ya brain
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
Hmmmmmmm. Ok, I believe you. Pretty sure only ILXors have ever asked me stuff there and I'm not kidding when someone msged me at least twice about that very thing.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
LOL I've never pooped on a toilet handle, nor do I suspect that people do. But I figure if people can't reliably flush toilets? They can't reliably wipe themselves either, which means poopy fingers touch those things. Like I said, I use my feet mostly just because I am lazy, but I cannot strike the thought from my mind that it may be poopy all the same.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
can I call you Poopshoes from now on?
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
did I ever tell the story about how somebody at my school climbed into a tree once and tried to poop on somebody else
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
I guess I just did, huh
omg
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
I never even knew this was a thing anyone did until that other thread and, like I said before, I do it now too for the same reasons as Lex. It's actually easier than bending over.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
pooping on people from a tree???
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
i spent several years working in hotels, and thought a lot about how people's hygiene and cleanliness can be affected by anonymity and lack of accountability/responsibility.
― sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ the idea of ENBB and lex pooping on ppl from trees
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
yeah. the guy who tried to poop from a tree ended up at the naval academy fwiw xp
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
probably became the pilot of a long-range bomber
OH LORD
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Payloadrange.jpg
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
DAN YOU MUST NEVER THINK OF THAT EVER AGAIN
E & I are pretty tall ladies. We COULD poop on y'all from trees. Anyone FAP?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
Baby,I compare you to a poop from a tree on the gray.Ooh,The more I get of you,The stranger it feels, yeah
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
sex-poop Al Gore
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
an inconvenient poop
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
most regrettable threadclick of the year for me
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
hearty belly lol
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
... how on earth does that come up in conversation
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
a sheep would never admit it.
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
zzp once you shart, you can't shtop
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?
iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
how does it not come up in conversation?
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
note: I did not shart during said conversation
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
What would somebody be doing with potatoes up their butt?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
"It's the new craze, spud gunning."
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
can someone parse snoball's potatoes.
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
was it a readymeal or did you shart from scratch
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago)
Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.
― Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago)