I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
most regrettable threadclick of the year for me
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
hearty belly lol
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
... how on earth does that come up in conversation
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
a sheep would never admit it.
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
zzp once you shart, you can't shtop
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?
iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
how does it not come up in conversation?
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
note: I did not shart during said conversation
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
What would somebody be doing with potatoes up their butt?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
"It's the new craze, spud gunning."
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
can someone parse snoball's potatoes.
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
was it a readymeal or did you shart from scratch
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago)
Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.
― Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago)
Jesus breakdancing christ, I leave for ten hours and this thread goes all Poop Anarchy!
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
I thought you of all ppl would approve of this turn of events :P
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago)
Why am I reading this at work, btw. LIVIN ON THE EDGE
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
disappointed by the lack of australian euphemisms revealed itt tbh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago)
"the Foster's bar tap"
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
(is what I imagine one Australian 'shart' euphemism might be)
fostahs: australian for shart
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago)
shartiblastfart
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago)
frontier sharterist
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago)
This was a long time ago, but once I was walking down the street and sharted. Except the poop itself was solid and dry, about the size of an acorn. It rolled down the inside of the leg of my jeans and out of the bottom, just as I was taking a step forward with that leg, so it was propelled up into the air in a high arc, travelling a fair distance.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
gotta say "following through" gave me a huge lol, always trust Oz for good euphemisms
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
snowball's story is actually how they follow through on golf courses
"mind if I follow through?"
take a mulligan
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago)
TBH i think "following thru" is a britisher thing, I cant take credit for that one!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago)
on golf courses they 'play through'
lacks the same ring
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago)
i did learn on my last vacation what a "reverse kanga" is.and that it is also known as the "A.C. Slater".
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago)
That was no snoball...
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:23 (thirteen years ago)
I think following through is when you continue the swing past the ball, same as with baseball and tennisand sharting
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago)
=)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago)
xxp poopball?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:22 (thirteen years ago)
Could form the basis of a new sport.
trap out
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:40 (thirteen years ago)
It doesn't matter if you're a hipster, an athlete, or your name's megan and you're on the dance team: everybody's walking around with a grinder in their gut.
― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago)
so much poop yesterday. O_O
― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
grinder? like the sandwich?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
boy I'll never hear that Judas Priest song the same way again :(
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago)
To turn this away from defecation, I had a really glorious fuck on Veterans Day.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
now that's what I like to hear
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago)