fostahs: australian for shart
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link
shartiblastfart
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
frontier sharterist
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
This was a long time ago, but once I was walking down the street and sharted. Except the poop itself was solid and dry, about the size of an acorn. It rolled down the inside of the leg of my jeans and out of the bottom, just as I was taking a step forward with that leg, so it was propelled up into the air in a high arc, travelling a fair distance.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
gotta say "following through" gave me a huge lol, always trust Oz for good euphemisms
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
snowball's story is actually how they follow through on golf courses
"mind if I follow through?"
take a mulligan
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
TBH i think "following thru" is a britisher thing, I cant take credit for that one!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
on golf courses they 'play through'
lacks the same ring
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
i did learn on my last vacation what a "reverse kanga" is.and that it is also known as the "A.C. Slater".
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
That was no snoball...
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
I think following through is when you continue the swing past the ball, same as with baseball and tennisand sharting
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
=)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link
xxp poopball?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link
Could form the basis of a new sport.
trap out
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link
It doesn't matter if you're a hipster, an athlete, or your name's megan and you're on the dance team: everybody's walking around with a grinder in their gut.
― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link
so much poop yesterday. O_O
― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
grinder? like the sandwich?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
boy I'll never hear that Judas Priest song the same way again :(
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
To turn this away from defecation, I had a really glorious fuck on Veterans Day.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
now that's what I like to hear
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
i have not had my veterans day fuck yet.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
happy for Morbs!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
Yay!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
To turn this away from defecation
Veteran's Day Poopy?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
crop-dusting the office like mad today.
ya, i'm that guy.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know what crop-dusting means in this context.
― Tokyo Sexwale (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
it means walking around farting
― mh, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
nature called today for me, and there was already a guy doing...the same in the stall next to me. dude comes in, and loudly...not even to himself, but clearly to everyone in the bathroom, exclaims "JESUS....it STINKS!".
rude mo'fucker. hope his brakes failed on the way home
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
saw a crumb or something on my lap and went to flick it off, but missed and thwacked myself right in the nuts. have a good weekend y'all.
― frogsclovetofu (beachville), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
i think i have a uti
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Sunday, 29 April 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
almost as far as is physically possible from the marriage bed for the next two weeks
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
xp spend a day drinking a ton of cranberry juice and if it doesn't go away, go see yr doc, harbl!!
― just1n3, Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i just drove all over creation to find cranberry juice that was unsweetened and not mostly all other juices. this stuff is disgusting! i'm gonna drink a lot of other things too. maybe peeing a lot will help.
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
i still don't have a dr oops
i got Cipro the last time i had one, just like the anthrax scare victims
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
i am temporarily hosting a cat with a uti
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
the cat should post here
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
utis suck. i use this and cran pills if i catch it early enough.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
link didn't work. stuff called cystex. recommended.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
i went to patient first and they gave me cipro and a pill that the guy said "will make your urine this color" and pointed to the biohazard sticker. it's true! it looks like orange soda. i feel much better already. my back is sore though. annoying!
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
first poop in new apartment was a straight-up war crime
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
milo that post delivers more content per word than many novels, nice work
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
Bristol 3, well done
― catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
If you're ever tempted to think, 'I'm really tired, but maybe masturbating will wake me up as well as a nap would,' well, you're wrong. Take the nap.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
I mean, I have never had this thought
― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
I can get the job done in three minutes and THEN nap! :)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
yes definitely lends itself better to sleep than waking
I heard somehwher that wanking/orgasming is like, physiologically designed to make you sleepy anyway, don't ask me where i heard that because I don't effin know
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
The SANDMAN
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
'go to sleep with my sandy dust ps masturbating makes you tired'