so much poop yesterday. O_O
― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
grinder? like the sandwich?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
boy I'll never hear that Judas Priest song the same way again :(
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
To turn this away from defecation, I had a really glorious fuck on Veterans Day.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
now that's what I like to hear
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
i have not had my veterans day fuck yet.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
happy for Morbs!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
Yay!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
To turn this away from defecation
Veteran's Day Poopy?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
crop-dusting the office like mad today.
ya, i'm that guy.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know what crop-dusting means in this context.
― Tokyo Sexwale (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
it means walking around farting
― mh, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
nature called today for me, and there was already a guy doing...the same in the stall next to me. dude comes in, and loudly...not even to himself, but clearly to everyone in the bathroom, exclaims "JESUS....it STINKS!".
rude mo'fucker. hope his brakes failed on the way home
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
saw a crumb or something on my lap and went to flick it off, but missed and thwacked myself right in the nuts. have a good weekend y'all.
― frogsclovetofu (beachville), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
i think i have a uti
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Sunday, 29 April 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
almost as far as is physically possible from the marriage bed for the next two weeks
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
xp spend a day drinking a ton of cranberry juice and if it doesn't go away, go see yr doc, harbl!!
― just1n3, Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i just drove all over creation to find cranberry juice that was unsweetened and not mostly all other juices. this stuff is disgusting! i'm gonna drink a lot of other things too. maybe peeing a lot will help.
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
i still don't have a dr oops
i got Cipro the last time i had one, just like the anthrax scare victims
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
i am temporarily hosting a cat with a uti
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
the cat should post here
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
utis suck. i use this and cran pills if i catch it early enough.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
link didn't work. stuff called cystex. recommended.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
i went to patient first and they gave me cipro and a pill that the guy said "will make your urine this color" and pointed to the biohazard sticker. it's true! it looks like orange soda. i feel much better already. my back is sore though. annoying!
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
first poop in new apartment was a straight-up war crime
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
milo that post delivers more content per word than many novels, nice work
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
Bristol 3, well done
― catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
If you're ever tempted to think, 'I'm really tired, but maybe masturbating will wake me up as well as a nap would,' well, you're wrong. Take the nap.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
I mean, I have never had this thought
― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
I can get the job done in three minutes and THEN nap! :)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
yes definitely lends itself better to sleep than waking
I heard somehwher that wanking/orgasming is like, physiologically designed to make you sleepy anyway, don't ask me where i heard that because I don't effin know
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
The SANDMAN
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
'go to sleep with my sandy dust ps masturbating makes you tired'
feel like orgasms do make me more energetic/awake, always been the opposite of the "dudes like to roll over and sleep" stereotype
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
except for when a girl and I were experimenting with Lunesta Sex - which was awesome, btw
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
It varies on time of day and relationship status ime. If I feel like, "wait should I have done that?" then I feel the fear. If it's night and I'm content then I'm lucky if I verbalized actual words after a quick embrace and kiss before passing the fuck out.
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
What's this about Lunesta sex?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
I gather that Lunesta is involved. I just hope it's both parties and not only one, because...y'know, creepy.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 May 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
sleeping beauty etc erg
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
Lunesta (US only, but very similar to zopiclone sold elsewhere) gives me (and 1/3 of users) such putrid metalic breath that lasts a full 24 hours that I'd be afraid to let anyone close to me. Ambien by contrast, besides not having this unfortunate side effect, makes you feel great for about 20 minutes, and the next time you're aware it's already tomorrow morning. And every time I get my prescription refilled, it includes a warning that some patients taking Ambien unknowingly have sex while they are not fully awake.
I often don't remember what I was doing the hour or two before taking Ambien the night before, much less while in bed.
― Lee593 (Lee626), Thursday, 3 May 2012 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
Take one Lunesta apiece, fool around, start having sex as the white cloud envelops your peripheral vision, try to finish before you get knocked out. It was like sex on a burning Viking ship.
Totes ruined by her, months later, swallowing half a month's prescription and texting me that she was trying to kill herself. A text I got when I woke up 7-8 hours later. (she was fine)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 07:46 (twelve years ago) link
Whoa. Lunesta sex extended play.
When I lived with partners I would occasionally ferociously initiate sex about 30-60 minutes after falling asleep. But when I woke up I was too sleepy to continue. That was frustrating to my partners. lol
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
That's hilarious, Je55e. Ferocious while asleep, sleepy while awake.
I am going to be that guy and post this achewood link: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02042003
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
haha.
i'm glad you posted that link b/c it led* me to start reading Achewood again and also to read its wikipedia page. i haven't read it since like 2007 and i've missed it.
*"led" looks misspelled to me.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
lerd
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
just farted for 15 seconds. organic yogurt and fruit for my midmorning break has been having an effect on me.
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
I get this thread and the "how gross are you" thread mixed up. This one is for current events in TMI, including grossness, not ongoing grossness, I guess?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
Headline News TMI, not Situation Room TMI
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
IN SEX TOY NEWS
- bought a 'feeldoe' this weekend- also used my hitachi wand yesterday... on my back.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link