almost as far as is physically possible from the marriage bed for the next two weeks
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
xp spend a day drinking a ton of cranberry juice and if it doesn't go away, go see yr doc, harbl!!
― just1n3, Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i just drove all over creation to find cranberry juice that was unsweetened and not mostly all other juices. this stuff is disgusting! i'm gonna drink a lot of other things too. maybe peeing a lot will help.
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
i still don't have a dr oops
i got Cipro the last time i had one, just like the anthrax scare victims
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
i am temporarily hosting a cat with a uti
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
the cat should post here
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
utis suck. i use this and cran pills if i catch it early enough.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
link didn't work. stuff called cystex. recommended.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
i went to patient first and they gave me cipro and a pill that the guy said "will make your urine this color" and pointed to the biohazard sticker. it's true! it looks like orange soda. i feel much better already. my back is sore though. annoying!
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
first poop in new apartment was a straight-up war crime
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
milo that post delivers more content per word than many novels, nice work
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
Bristol 3, well done
― catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
If you're ever tempted to think, 'I'm really tired, but maybe masturbating will wake me up as well as a nap would,' well, you're wrong. Take the nap.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
I mean, I have never had this thought
― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
I can get the job done in three minutes and THEN nap! :)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
yes definitely lends itself better to sleep than waking
I heard somehwher that wanking/orgasming is like, physiologically designed to make you sleepy anyway, don't ask me where i heard that because I don't effin know
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
The SANDMAN
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
'go to sleep with my sandy dust ps masturbating makes you tired'
feel like orgasms do make me more energetic/awake, always been the opposite of the "dudes like to roll over and sleep" stereotype
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
except for when a girl and I were experimenting with Lunesta Sex - which was awesome, btw
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
It varies on time of day and relationship status ime. If I feel like, "wait should I have done that?" then I feel the fear. If it's night and I'm content then I'm lucky if I verbalized actual words after a quick embrace and kiss before passing the fuck out.
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
What's this about Lunesta sex?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
I gather that Lunesta is involved. I just hope it's both parties and not only one, because...y'know, creepy.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 May 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
sleeping beauty etc erg
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
Lunesta (US only, but very similar to zopiclone sold elsewhere) gives me (and 1/3 of users) such putrid metalic breath that lasts a full 24 hours that I'd be afraid to let anyone close to me. Ambien by contrast, besides not having this unfortunate side effect, makes you feel great for about 20 minutes, and the next time you're aware it's already tomorrow morning. And every time I get my prescription refilled, it includes a warning that some patients taking Ambien unknowingly have sex while they are not fully awake.
I often don't remember what I was doing the hour or two before taking Ambien the night before, much less while in bed.
― Lee593 (Lee626), Thursday, 3 May 2012 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
Take one Lunesta apiece, fool around, start having sex as the white cloud envelops your peripheral vision, try to finish before you get knocked out. It was like sex on a burning Viking ship.
Totes ruined by her, months later, swallowing half a month's prescription and texting me that she was trying to kill herself. A text I got when I woke up 7-8 hours later. (she was fine)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 07:46 (twelve years ago) link
Whoa. Lunesta sex extended play.
When I lived with partners I would occasionally ferociously initiate sex about 30-60 minutes after falling asleep. But when I woke up I was too sleepy to continue. That was frustrating to my partners. lol
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
That's hilarious, Je55e. Ferocious while asleep, sleepy while awake.
I am going to be that guy and post this achewood link: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02042003
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
haha.
i'm glad you posted that link b/c it led* me to start reading Achewood again and also to read its wikipedia page. i haven't read it since like 2007 and i've missed it.
*"led" looks misspelled to me.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
lerd
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
just farted for 15 seconds. organic yogurt and fruit for my midmorning break has been having an effect on me.
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
I get this thread and the "how gross are you" thread mixed up. This one is for current events in TMI, including grossness, not ongoing grossness, I guess?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
Headline News TMI, not Situation Room TMI
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
IN SEX TOY NEWS
- bought a 'feeldoe' this weekend- also used my hitachi wand yesterday... on my back.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
what is a feeldoe? i shouldn't google "feeldoe" at work, probably.
my tmi news:
- my butt hurts and i am going to go see a butt doctor. in 2001 i had a problem 'roid 86'ed and that area now hurts. hoping i come out of this with not only the problem fixed, but a nice remodeling of that whole area. could use some updates and a fresh look for 2012.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
omg can't believe you're still rocking the 2001 butt look, where have u been?
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
imaginin yr butthole with sum41 hair
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
just comin up with the dude from sum41 tbh
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
je55e, a feeldoe is like a strapless strapon, if you can dig it. i have read reviews that say they're difficult to keep on for the person who's "wearing" them, as it were.
― booblights and the eternal frustration (how's life), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
It's kind of like a double dildo strap on hybrid.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Interesting.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 7 May 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
I saw a Hitachi Magic Wand for sale at a thrift store, oh man.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
It was hanging out with lawn equipment, it was clear they didn't know what it was or where to put it (the garbage).
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
Even grosser if it came with these attachments (NSFW).http://www.hitachi--magic--wand.com/Hitachi-Magic-Wand-Attachments/c2/index.html
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
Hitachi should do a sponsorship deal with UK boyband One Direction.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
that is disgusting
(that it was at a thrift store!)
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
The thing is not designed to be a sex toy, though. I mean, it's become THE vibrator I realize, but it really was designed as something you use to massage your back. So maybe the thrift store people were just super innocent.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
there is some difference of opinion out there on whether such vibrating things were ever completely naive
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link