except for when a girl and I were experimenting with Lunesta Sex - which was awesome, btw
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
It varies on time of day and relationship status ime. If I feel like, "wait should I have done that?" then I feel the fear. If it's night and I'm content then I'm lucky if I verbalized actual words after a quick embrace and kiss before passing the fuck out.
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
What's this about Lunesta sex?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
I gather that Lunesta is involved. I just hope it's both parties and not only one, because...y'know, creepy.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 May 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
sleeping beauty etc erg
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
Lunesta (US only, but very similar to zopiclone sold elsewhere) gives me (and 1/3 of users) such putrid metalic breath that lasts a full 24 hours that I'd be afraid to let anyone close to me. Ambien by contrast, besides not having this unfortunate side effect, makes you feel great for about 20 minutes, and the next time you're aware it's already tomorrow morning. And every time I get my prescription refilled, it includes a warning that some patients taking Ambien unknowingly have sex while they are not fully awake.
I often don't remember what I was doing the hour or two before taking Ambien the night before, much less while in bed.
― Lee593 (Lee626), Thursday, 3 May 2012 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
Take one Lunesta apiece, fool around, start having sex as the white cloud envelops your peripheral vision, try to finish before you get knocked out. It was like sex on a burning Viking ship.
Totes ruined by her, months later, swallowing half a month's prescription and texting me that she was trying to kill herself. A text I got when I woke up 7-8 hours later. (she was fine)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 May 2012 07:46 (twelve years ago) link
Whoa. Lunesta sex extended play.
When I lived with partners I would occasionally ferociously initiate sex about 30-60 minutes after falling asleep. But when I woke up I was too sleepy to continue. That was frustrating to my partners. lol
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
That's hilarious, Je55e. Ferocious while asleep, sleepy while awake.
I am going to be that guy and post this achewood link: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02042003
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
haha.
i'm glad you posted that link b/c it led* me to start reading Achewood again and also to read its wikipedia page. i haven't read it since like 2007 and i've missed it.
*"led" looks misspelled to me.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
lerd
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
just farted for 15 seconds. organic yogurt and fruit for my midmorning break has been having an effect on me.
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
I get this thread and the "how gross are you" thread mixed up. This one is for current events in TMI, including grossness, not ongoing grossness, I guess?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
Headline News TMI, not Situation Room TMI
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
IN SEX TOY NEWS
- bought a 'feeldoe' this weekend- also used my hitachi wand yesterday... on my back.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
what is a feeldoe? i shouldn't google "feeldoe" at work, probably.
my tmi news:
- my butt hurts and i am going to go see a butt doctor. in 2001 i had a problem 'roid 86'ed and that area now hurts. hoping i come out of this with not only the problem fixed, but a nice remodeling of that whole area. could use some updates and a fresh look for 2012.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
omg can't believe you're still rocking the 2001 butt look, where have u been?
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
imaginin yr butthole with sum41 hair
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
just comin up with the dude from sum41 tbh
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
je55e, a feeldoe is like a strapless strapon, if you can dig it. i have read reviews that say they're difficult to keep on for the person who's "wearing" them, as it were.
― booblights and the eternal frustration (how's life), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
It's kind of like a double dildo strap on hybrid.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Interesting.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 7 May 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
I saw a Hitachi Magic Wand for sale at a thrift store, oh man.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
It was hanging out with lawn equipment, it was clear they didn't know what it was or where to put it (the garbage).
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
Even grosser if it came with these attachments (NSFW).http://www.hitachi--magic--wand.com/Hitachi-Magic-Wand-Attachments/c2/index.html
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
Hitachi should do a sponsorship deal with UK boyband One Direction.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
that is disgusting
(that it was at a thrift store!)
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
The thing is not designed to be a sex toy, though. I mean, it's become THE vibrator I realize, but it really was designed as something you use to massage your back. So maybe the thrift store people were just super innocent.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
there is some difference of opinion out there on whether such vibrating things were ever completely naive
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
MW until recently marketed solely as a back or neck massager, at least officially. Amazon reviews for these are interesting, apparently about 1/3 of buyers bought it for back pain and were unaware of any alternate use.
― Lee593 (Lee626), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
Right, I guess what I mean is that it's not 'designed' per se to be a sex toy - not dishwasher safe, not boilable. Definitely shouldn't be shared. You have to plug the dumb thing in, and it's as loud as fuck. On the whole, it's not that great.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 May 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
but not as loud as the DeWalt orbital power sander, which is the best sex toy ever invented. (if you attach soft spongy things to the velcro rather than sandpaper of course)
― Lee593 (Lee626), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
o_O
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
There are several cordless orbital power sanders on the market, which have lots of largely unexplored possibilities. The magic is in the orbital head movement - it doesn't just vibrate back and forth, but side to side in random directions, different every time, which is why they make great..... back massagers. Noisy ones, though.
― Lee593 (Lee626), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I refinished a wood floor with one of those but I don't know that you're going to find anything to put on it that is going to, uh, soften the abrasive effect enough for more personal purposes
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
Thick sponges or soft, strategically-shaped silicone molds work well. The larger ones suitable for floor sanding wouldn't work well, but small ones with 3 inch circular heads would suffice. I've seen small triangular heads on these too ("corner sanders") which would be ideal, but not sure if they were orbital which is U&K.
― Lee593 (Lee626), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
like this:http://benchmark.20m.com/reviews/FestoolDeltex93/FestoolDeltexHero.gif
― Lee593 (Lee626), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
i conjecture this will not be happening to a significant percentage of our board.
― estela, Monday, 7 May 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link
below the belt sander
― the aower of aussy (electricsound), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
i've heard of this before when i shared an office with someone who listened to howard stern.
― booblights and the eternal frustration (how's life), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
I beat off w/ a jigsaw
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
that piece goes *there*.....
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
nsfw: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/354/
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
. . .
― markers, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
OH MY WHAT THE FUCK?!
That man is so creepy. Thanks a lot, Dayo.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
Wait I am confused by the Feeldoe. Does the lady put the bulbous part in her vag and then the dick sticks out?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
the question that had to be asked
― markers, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
That's what E is here for :)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
E if you thought that was weird, you should watch the sequel http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=QTGMR-G744-
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link