ITT: An adult virgin gives you sex and relationship advice

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I am a 25 year old male who has never as much as kissed a girl* and has only had a small handful of awkward, flash-in-the-pan single dates, which makes me more than qualified to handle your most delicate sex and love problems. To be sure, all my time not spent dating, having sex, or being in relationships has been put to good use by thinking deeply about sexuality in abstract, theoretical ways. So please, allow me to give you authoritative advice on issues that require the sort of exacting tact which only someone that lacks any and all sexual experience can provide.

*A guy once pecked me on the lips, but that didn't really count.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Saturday, 26 October 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

homo deuce to thread

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

is that me?

stylings (Matt P), Saturday, 26 October 2013 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

no, but you are of course welcome to hold court

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

Think of this thread often when I see many ilxors giving life/happiness/whatever advice tbbrwu

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

tbbrwu?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 11 January 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

tuber woo?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 11 January 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

is that a sex thing?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 11 January 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

Tubers signify a lot to my ppl

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link

Oh the good (not actually) old days of October 2013. I did legit kiss someone less than two months after starting this thread. I'm still pretty defective, sexually, tho'

ed.b, Saturday, 13 January 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link


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