what's happening to our borad TMI

.. Pelvic bones.

I just dropped in to talk about how happy I was about some earwax falling out of my ear. Made an audible little thud when it landed on my pants.

yearly checkup got a bit awkward when doctor was thumping on my belly and says "you seem a bit bloated, has that been a problem lately" and I'm forced to tell her i would've liked to have taken a shit before we got to this point but the bathroom was locked and i'm hoping we can get this done with as soon as possible.

jeez, I'm gonna be thinking about the skull thing next time!

bradbury story where protagonist freaks out at realization that inside him, underneath, hidden, is this terrifying symbol, always was missing something

they call it head for a reason, ppl

They also have a reason for not calling it 'skull' tbf

they call it "getting brain" for a reason, ppl

ppl really do call it "skullfucking" tho

tho tbh that's slightly different

Speaking on the subject, has anyone experienced getting acne/spots on their nose after particularly lengthy sessions of pussy eating? This has never happened to me before!

Do you wash your face regularly (pussy eating doesn't count)?

Yeah, I do, twice a day. And I rarely get acne on my nose, but lately there have been two different times when there were multiple small spots there the morning after cunnilingus. In the past I've never noticed this happening in conjuction with said activity, but if there's a one more occurence on top of the first two, it'll be hard to ignore the pattern.

Does it happen when yr rimming

it's probably cancer tbh

Oh, I hadn't actually thought about rimming! I guess that could be a more likely explanation.

This calls for a comparative study.

definitely GISed "skull eating pussy" because of this thread, results are...pretty much what you'd expect

if only there was a booty cleaner on hand

i'm sorry, i don't feel that i have anything to add to this conversation; all of this is well outside my areas of expertise.

THE BOOTYS OF FINLAND NEED YOU!

How much energy does my body spend growing absurdly long nose and ear hairs? I misplace my ear-hair trimmer for a week and it's like a goddamned overgrown plantation.

I tried a nose hair waxing kit. The process is.... bracing

i have a couple eyebrow hairs that get really long but i like them

Yeah I have one particular eyebrow hair that reaches for the sun. I let it live.

I have a section on one side that seems to grow straight up/down

so instead of:
\\\\\ /////

I look like
\\\\\ ||///

I have the same with my moustache - one side curling (or easily hand-curled) elegantly along my top lip, bushily sunning itself, the other straight down.

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

More to the point of this thread: I haven't come with another man since 2009.

I thought I was posting in the asshole coughdrop gay TMI thread, but it doesn't matter, I guess.

have you lost any cough drops lately

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

Ate a whole pepper in a vietnamese place in beijing 24 hours ago that just landed in dublin airport with a bang

tmi back in business

Itll be a miracle if it doesnt land on the airport bus yet

found a several inch long hair growing out of my ear

i have one on the edge of my ear and one just under my eye. crazy, "fuck you" long. i've developed a nervous tick of occasionally reaching over their two regions of dominion with index finger and thumb ready, if they should have begun growing out again.

not ready for ear hair

I definitely do not have a neckbeard, but there's also a long hair that grows halfway between the bottom of my beard and the top of my chest hair. it got lost somewhere on the way.

apparently it's not uncommon to grow a single long hair out of the middle of your forehead

I've been noticing an increase in weird waxy white hairs on my scalp but I'm hopeful that's due to my very untreated hypothyroidism

i want to know the evolutionary purpose for ear hair

best i've got is that its hideousness prevents older men from getting opportunities to sire children

apparently it's not uncommon to grow a single long hair out of the middle of your forehead

Tell me about it.

I've been noticing an increase in weird waxy white hairs on my scalp but I'm hopeful that's due to my very untreated hypothyroidism

― qualx, Friday, June 3, 2016 2:51 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

please get your hypothyroidism treated ASAP!!

srsly

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

how about if pedro alvarez finishes below replacement level this year you get yr hypothyroidism checked

if the angels win the pennant we can be a family again and also i'll get that thyroid thing removed r whatever

Oh man, the worst symptom of hypothyroidism is not wanting to go to the damn doctor. Been down that road.

Oh, heh, weird that the last posts here are about hypothyroidism - I have it and it's made me have such heavy periods I've now also got anaemia... so I'm on iron tablets and my stomach is flipping out giving me jet black shits.

u goth shit

Also on the poo front, every time I drink alcohol I shit blood. I guess I shouldn't drink any more but... forever? Really?