I'm usually fucking while I'm eating a big bowl of pasta and I always pass out midway wake up 3 days later and then finish up
― qualx, Monday, 20 March 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link
The sex or the pasta
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 20 March 2017 01:38 (seven years ago) link
both, thought that was obvious
― qualx, Monday, 20 March 2017 01:46 (seven years ago) link
Viagra changing the erection game
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 20 March 2017 02:06 (seven years ago) link
Pfft it's a long way behind the garlic press in the respective fields tbh
― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link
Something we haven't broached
Variety of possible food pleasures vs the realistic range of sexual delights
Three great meals a day the rest of my life? Lotto win.
Great sex three times a day for the rest of my life? Chore by Thursday lunchtime mmmmm lunchtime
― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link
Lmao
― flopson, Monday, 20 March 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link
there's a creepy dissonance here, though, since the best meals i've ever had have been in the presence of family and/or friends, and the best sex has not at least as far as i know and hope, and pray
prude
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 March 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link
Voted meal then. Would vote meal now.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 20 March 2017 07:55 (seven years ago) link
sex without a second of hesitation
― marcos, Monday, 20 March 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link
i eat good meals all the time, whether i'm cooking or eating out. there are opportunities to enjoy delicious meals 3x a day. sex is a little harder to come by with that frequency, best i can do is 1x a week and since we are both usually exhausted all the time it is unlikely to be the "best sex ever"
― marcos, Monday, 20 March 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link
I'll always take middling sex over great food, tbh.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, October 16, 2010 8:23 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
agree w/ this too tbh
― marcos, Monday, 20 March 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
best packet of crisps you've ever had vs mediocre masturbation
― ogmor, Monday, 20 March 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link
mediocre masturbation
― marcos, Monday, 20 March 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link
Unfair question ye don't have real tayto
― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link
― marcos, Monday, 20 March 2017 13:36 (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Already accepted upthread as a good argument for food
― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link
cheating on your spouse after a decade of sexless marriage vs eating yr meat of choice after a decade of veganism
― ogmor, Monday, 20 March 2017 14:06 (seven years ago) link
i have done the latter, it was pan-fried soft-shelled crab and it was one of the most delicious things i've eaten in my life.
― marcos, Monday, 20 March 2017 14:09 (seven years ago) link
at the time I voted I was getting both. given my current drought sex would walk this lol
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 14:09 (seven years ago) link
still trying to figure out why out of the pictures available, Whiney chose a picture of an iPod crammed into a seashell as evocative of a great mealhttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/526693523_80dab055bd_z.jpg
― mh 😏, Monday, 20 March 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link
― ogmor, Monday, March 20, 2017
cheating on your spouse with a tuna salad
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 March 2017 14:28 (seven years ago) link
laughing alone while cheating on your spouse with a tuna salad
― ogmor, Monday, 20 March 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-asian-man-eating-salad-393177625.jpg
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 March 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link
Well that's a bit close to the public bone
― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link
Best packet of crisps easily - those KP beef flavour...
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 20 March 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
thats actually a harder q to a
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
Busting a nut on a pizza vs. busting a nut on a French fry
― sleepingbag, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link
I'll take "two types of people never welcome in my house" for $500
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
Ilx food and bloody tea fanatics trying to fake news this but the answer very obviously is best sex.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link
I love the basic-baiting of this question, call it what you want but if you're vehement you're wrong
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:28 (seven years ago) link
That is true. But seeing how serious people get abt their tea here, this question is a doozy tbh.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
for some best sex ever and best meal ever may be the same answer
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/vLKhJnKrf9M
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:37 (seven years ago) link
https://youtu.be/vLKhJnKrf9M
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link
idk if it's sad or not that I already know who that is without even opening the article
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:43 (seven years ago) link
While in prison, Meiwes has since become a vegetarian.
<3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
best Rich Tea vs best Chocolate Digestive
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
Out yacuncha
― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link
oh I see, you're a Chocolate Hob-nob kind of person
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
There's probably the Heston Blumenthal of sex out there, sea-shell with an iPod inside and half-month's-rent to enter and all.
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
And then the flipside of that, having lived with a gal who was a great cook and worked at Whole Foods (employee discount!), and the homemade meals were, on the right night, as transcendent as anything, and homemade with love.
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link
ok, some people in this thread have obviously had way better sex than i have
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link
i am no longer the true least food-obsessed human
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link
i still don't think it's even close, though
it isnt
i stand by the excellent points i made upthread
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link
food < sex < shitting
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link
I feel aerosmith's posts itt
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link
dlh doing at least two of the big three all wrong imo
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
put something in my digestive system and my only thought is how quickly it can be gotten out tbh
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link