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virginity simple (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

lol

new favourite ilxor

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

Benson had what I thought was a tick but what turned out to be the worlds biggest dog blackhead on his neck last month. I accidentally popped it and then had to finish the job and it was so amazingly satisfying. He was kinda pissed off at me afterwards though.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

my wife loves popping my blackheads.

it is gross.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

of course it's gross but that's why it's so awesome

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

after hanging on for more than two months, my black toe nail came loose. it looks better now.

ogmor, Sunday, 16 July 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

pics?

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:10 (eight years ago)

that would set quite a dangerous precedent for this thread. I can't really tell what's going on there now, I think it's growing back but I fully support my toe whatever it wants to do

ogmor, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 08:17 (eight years ago)

do you have absolutely no nail at all right now???

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

i have a buddy who had both his big toenails removed (they grew in weird and would always get infected and stuff), they never grew back. his feet are real hard to look at

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

this prompted me to go ask my coworker how his thumbnail is growing in after he SHUT IT IN A CAR DOOR

doing pretty well!

I have a relative who has not taken care of a screwed up fingernail and now has no nail though

mh, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

xps bro do u even nail?

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

I think it's starting to grow back, there is something going on in the nail void. I would be curious about this if it wasn't me, so for the greater good I submit the following documentary evidence:

http://i.imgur.com/XiPoaSE.jpg

ogmor, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

boy i picked a bad time to tuck into a bag of jelly babies

a brief spurt of enthusiasm (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

one of my toenails mysteriously fell off a few months ago. a new one was growing underneath it but it's still got a suspicious bump.

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

omg is it SO SENSITIVE and PAINFUL???? that looks like it wd be totally excruciating

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

do they make prosthetic toenails

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

http://www.insidetexasrunning.com/Media/News/AppealingwhileHealing1.jpg

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

also I started googling "missing toenail" and stumbled across this VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR LIFE photo set of a guy removing his own damaged toenail

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/diy-toenail-removal-not-for-the-weak-of-stomach

don't click that btw

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

In the last couple of years I went from never having busted a nail so bad it came off, to losing a toenail and two fingernails and now I'm way too cozy with the whole cycle of going black, bandaging, falling off, and growing back (never quite the same, though). I understand distance runners are super familiar with all this.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

hey this thread is bad now

qualx, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)

I was sad there was nothing good on sale on amazon prime day and bought a goddamn squatty potty

mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

this nail shedding is new to me. it doesn't hurt at all, although obv it feels a little peculiar & sensitive. it looked so grim with the blackened nail, this is much better

ogmor, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 08:15 (eight years ago)

mh that is the saddest fucking story i've ever heard

having said that how are yr shits now

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 08:25 (eight years ago)

pretty good, man

mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)

nice

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Sometimes when I'm hot and sagging, I pee all over my scrote. I don't mean to but it happens.

Je55e, Friday, 1 September 2017 13:55 (seven years ago)

The foot pics itt are nice but they got nothing on my dad's diabetic toe crisis from last year

http://i.imgur.com/pidQ0iA.jpg

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:18 (seven years ago)

there they are, the two most awful posts in ilx history, just right there back-to-back

you couldn't make it up folks, you really couldn't

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:21 (seven years ago)

and yet i keep bookmarking the last post so that i can be alerted whenever there is new content on this thread

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

i am my worst enemy

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:24 (seven years ago)

well i don't have anything comparable to the double-whammy above, but i played marble madness to intensely a few days ago and now i have a legit NES thumb injury. pressing and holding up-left on the d-pad is absolutely out of the question right now, too much pain

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

honestly just posting to get that toe crisis pic above the fold, lol

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

still there

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

POST FASTER FFS

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

FYI we managed to save that toe, it looks fine now.

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:37 (seven years ago)

lol
i'll take your word for it

no need for a photo

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:49 (seven years ago)

I don't take pics of healthy toes... There are photos of the toe that got removed, pre-op, and it doesn't look quite as gross at first glance, until you realize what the yellowish stuff in the middle of the wound is

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

You'd hope it's pus, but it isn't

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

Are we beyond the fold yet?

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

down to the bone

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 September 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

Eat less sugar, guys.

xpost, this guy gets it.

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

It happened again. Twice in 1 day. I think it's a sign of aging.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:48 (seven years ago)

Also I had assblood. Only sharing that because I'll take any opportunity to say assblood.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:49 (seven years ago)

i don't understand this peeing-on-scrote thing

perhaps you can diagram it?

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:53 (seven years ago)

let it be noted I was out drinking with Je55e last night and none of these things surprise me

mh, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:21 (seven years ago)

it's completely non-gross, but in the interest of fairness I will admit that I walked out of my hotel, made it probably five blocks, and it wasn't until I sat down to wait for food that I noticed an odd lump

somehow, in putting on the jeans I was wearing yesterday, I failed to notice that yesterday's underwear was still in there. so I was wearing pants with underwear stuffed in the back for at least a half hour.

mh, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:23 (seven years ago)

out drinking with Je55e last night and none of these things surprise me

i'm not *surprised* just unclear

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:29 (seven years ago)

Sometimes my balls hang below the end of my penis and they get into the pee stream.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:43 (seven years ago)

I love mh's story and I told a few of coworkers about it earlier today and a couple of them had had similar experiences. One woman said panties came out of the bottom of her slacks at work.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:45 (seven years ago)


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