what's happening to our borad TMI

if you want something less mundane you can read abt me fisting someone's shitty asshole during an awkward threesome with my platonic gay bestie

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

i remember once grossing my wife out by showing her the cremasteric reflex

eh?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremasteric_reflex

apparently the testicles contract when they they are "stroked" or "poked"

this is not how my parts function

i will test this though

you stroke the inner thigh, not the testicles themselves. and then the testicles contract. it's fairly subtle but in my case visible.

stroking my inner thigh does nothing for my balls

well i hope they're still under warrantee

ilx user god?

would you like to explain this?

lol @ Stevie making sure to link the post where he started with "ok so"

this is not how my parts function

Same here. WTF is this even?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/The_Reflex.jpg

So why (hy hy hy hy) don't you use it?
Try (ry ry ry ry) not to bruise it.

GIS for cremasteric reflex is predictably fun

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sjkO0RyY9vU/VZKyH-Kq1II/AAAAAAAAGyA/DOz0Kz8eNG4/s1600/ex-cremasteric1316733134158.jpg

The diagram on Wikipedia is totally different.

(xp) tried that and it didn't work either.

it's like tickling, where most people can't tickle themselves and make it have the same effect iirc

you have to have matthew barney show you how I guess, just watch all five films

(xp) OK there's a reddit thread (of course) and one of the posts says basically that.

I had no idea about this physical stimulation reflex thing, I just meant going from a hot room to a cold room

it's friiidayy

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/telletubbies/images/6/64/Tinky_winky_dancing.gif

Apparently the reflex is also used an indicator in cases torsion of the texticle, which reminds me that in an episode of LA Law that happened to Corbin Bernsen's character.

i pulled my groin a while ago as i explained in this very thread but i don't think that has anything to do with my lack of cremasteric reflex

Oh wow, I was familiar with the reflex but didn't know its name. Cool.

I am amused by the idea this thread has a bunch of lads out there stroking their own legs and staring at their balls in bafflement.

tbf it's not just this thread

I'm in a hotel room in a German-speaking country, with a poop shelf toilet, and I have just been reminded of how...intimate...it can be.

I've never spent any time in germany but i always look at my shit and feel like the shelf would be helpful

I don't have any personal experience of using a poop shelf toilet, but it seems to me that the advantage of being able to look at your turds might be offset by the increased difficulty in getting a clean flush outcome.

wtf I don't know about this and i don't want to

imo the most defensible Zizek video clip of all time is him ruminating on german toilets

There is an all-time classic thread on ile abt this that I can't find right now.

Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

i am a bit of a toilet connoisseur

where do i find more info on this type of toilet?

germany

tbf that is all zizek video clips iirc

xp

thank you captain obvious

or Austria!

the shelf is pretty close to the rim so you can't really avoid looking at it unless you can somehow flush without turning around

at least I was happy with my...performance...today

Euler, saying you are in a "German speaking country" is a terrible effort to try and conceal you are in Austria tbh

Hey most swiss speak german too you know

I am in Vienna fwiw. the schnitzel I just had for dinner will be examined on the shelf tomorrow, tune in later for details

Mein gott

https://media1.giphy.com/media/ozmcaOBoLSY2k/giphy-downsized-large.gif

xxp

dude there's wienerschnitzels all over the usa i hope u kno

OMG, that thread

I didn't come here just for the schnitzel but I'm gonna relish the show nonetheless

japanese toilets >>>>>>>>>>> sit-down without shelf >>>>> sit-down with shelf >>>>>>>>>>> squat

could poll but you know

ballot poll with photos maybe

come for the schnitzel, stay for the schitz-shelf

Is this boiard ready for a poll of best shelf shits?

i will participate butt it should be said my bum has met its toiletmate

no it is not a poll of shit shelves it is (or would be) a poll of toilets, some of which have shelves, most of which thankfully do not

but I mean did I say clearly enough how raw the shelf action is?

it would be weird if it was cooked tbf