Go chop a tree down lorax.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Friday, 3 October 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 4 October 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Are there any ladies here?
― The More You Live The Faster You Will Die (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 4 October 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Everyone know that ladies don't poop!
― quincie, Sunday, 5 October 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm a lady!!!!
― lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 5 October 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
YOU ARE VIOLATING THE LADY CONTRACT
― quincie, Sunday, 5 October 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link
but pooping is liberating and empowering
― lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 5 October 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Not to mention lightening.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Sunday, 5 October 2008 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
― tony orlando and dawng (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 5 October 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Why the fuck this thread got to float to the top of the new answers bowl when im eating some delicious pizza
― The Atlantis Mystery Solved! (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 5 October 2008 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link
dude, considering your ilx history here....!!!!
― tony orlando and dawng (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 5 October 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
it's true. i'm all about the pizza.
― The Atlantis Mystery Solved! (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 5 October 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!"
― Ioannis, Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Who wrote that? I'm drawing a blank. Was it Donne? Swift?
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
NM - my friend Gooogle confirmed it was Swift.
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
yep.
― Ioannis, Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
more than 50% of poll participants shit two or more times a day. How do you people have time for jobs?
― ShNick (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
who says you can't work on the can
― jonty alouette (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I was sweating just waiting for the results.but thank god, I'm average. now no one can dispute my pooping preferences.
― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ toilet sitta
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm more surprised that so many people don't even need to shit every day. How is that possible?
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 October 2008 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link
o, the humanity!
― Ioannis, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 08:23 (fifteen years ago) link
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Seems like the denizens of this board would be interested in this site:http://www.poopandmemory.org/
― jaymc, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
as i reach for the last half inch of a nearly depleted french press of coffee even though i am already highly caffeinated, i notice the colonies of floating grinds and am fully aware that i am most likely going to trigger a sizeable pooping event. every gulp leads me closer to the glorious conclusion
― Z S, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
*gulps* *farts*
― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Sunday, 27 January 2013 06:21 (eleven years ago) link
I really hate pooping.
― cloacachella (how's life), Sunday, 27 January 2013 11:38 (eleven years ago) link
Somebody should make a poop centrifuge for people who hate pooping. You get into it, it spins you round really fast, and centrifugal force just pulls the poop out of you.
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
Pooptrifuge(tm)
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
Then they could get William Shatner to do the adverts.
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
pooptrifuge.com - no-one register that domain, I've got dibs on it.
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
yesterday it felt like I was trying to pass that rolling ball from Raiders of the Lost Ark
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:44 (ten years ago) link
I don't know if that's good or bad
― Dreamland, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link
painful but reverent
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link
Haha, a word that has never been attributed to poop by anyone ever
― Dreamland, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:59 (ten years ago) link
being awakened by one’s need to shit is never good
i mean it’s better than *not* being awakened by one’s need to shit, but how about we just leave all the shitting to normal daytime hours
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 09:47 (six years ago) link
t/s: being awakened by one's need to shit vs being awakened by someone else's need to shit
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 10:41 (six years ago) link
vs failing to awake despite one's urgent need to shit
vs one's urgent need to shit triggering a narcoleptic episode
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link
*dreamcatcher*
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link
one's urgent need to shit triggering a narcoleptic episode
s(h)itcom waiting to happen imo
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link
Sacha Baron Cohen's next project.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
just read this at snopes...
In 1965 a ‘grossly obese’ man survived without eating for 1 year and 17 days. He lived entirely off his copious body fat and vitamins, and ended up losing 125kg [276 lb] of weight with no adverse effects. Also, he only pooped every 40 – 50 days
― Kim Kimberly, Friday, 27 July 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link
He later became the 45th President of the United States.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link
Pooping should be a glorious ritual reserved for the early morning, immediately before showering
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 27 July 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link
I mean, if you want to jump the gun and pretend that there isn't a perfectly functional drain in the shower, sure.
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 July 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link
IMPORTANT: Steven Bochco fired the lead actor from MURDER ONE because his morning dump made him an hour late to set every single day. Please RT! pic.twitter.com/xLHorB33KL— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) July 26, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 21:39 (six years ago) link
murder two morelike
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link
that's so hilarious to me. just how recalcitrant about it he was
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 July 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link