Up that fiber and lower that cheese intake
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
They're not thankfully.
That's the problem, addicted to cheese
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
Cheese is delicious in all of its variations
― calstars, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link
Fiber pills have been helping a lot. I was having to do prep H suppositories for a while just to get things under control.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 11 November 2022 01:00 (one year ago) link
tofu cheese maybe?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
please do not misread that with my display name in mind
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there. and if your eyes have not yet been opened to the glory of #bidetlife, then a world of bliss awaits u
― “humanity, whom I love” (cat), Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there.
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
cat entirely otm
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link
do you have one of those donut pillows? having spent much of the past 20 years in a van, I bought one & remembered to bring it with me on my int'l trip this time. it is, to put the point directly, saving my ass.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 08:55 (one year ago) link
I don't but I think it's time to get one!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link
yeah just search hemmorrhoid pillows. there's inflatable ones people use or there's cushion ones. they help if you gotta SOA a lot.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one on one meeting was fun.
Ended just in the nick of time
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:46 (eight months ago) link
The meeting or the waste elimination? Or both?
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:49 (eight months ago) link
Had to read that a few times
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:50 (eight months ago) link
xpost lol the meeting.
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:09 (eight months ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one and two meeting was fun.
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:12 (eight months ago) link
Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:14 (eight months ago) link
a situation commonly referred to being "on the ones and twos"
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:15 (eight months ago) link
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, January 16, 2024 4:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
[face increasingly red and twisted] "Thanks so much hnnngh can I get that in writing please? hnnnngh yeah, now?"
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:19 (eight months ago) link
Stuck in the middle with you
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 22:40 (eight months ago) link
been backed up lately, so took fiber gummies. woke up needing to take a big dump. they shut our water off before I made it to the can.
I know u get 'one flush' when the water is off and then u gotta add water to the tank to flush after that. I don't got that kinda energy, but it's been two hours now so...I might gotta go that route.
will keep you apprised of all crucial developments in this, #dumpgate
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:35 (six months ago) link
why is the water shut off? were you given advance notice?
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:38 (six months ago) link
to fix a water heater. they emailed us, like. the moment they did it. that's their M.O.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:39 (six months ago) link
"one hour", they said
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:40 (six months ago) link
I've been dealing with sinus congestion for the past two weeks. One of my favorite disgusting sensations is when you're blowing your nose trying to clear out seriously clogged sinuses and you blow so hard that tears shoot out of your eye. It's happened to me several times over the course of this illness.
https://www.livescience.com/why-blow-nose-water-squirts-out-of-eye
― peace, man, Friday, 7 June 2024 17:52 (three months ago) link
a kid from
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 7 June 2024 18:05 (three months ago) link
a kid from the estate across the road just took a shit across from my house
like in your yard?
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 June 2024 18:27 (three months ago) link
nah tbf at least it was across the st
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 7 June 2024 18:36 (three months ago) link
nature is healing
― c u (crüt), Friday, 7 June 2024 19:43 (three months ago) link
my dog almost did a shit in someone's driveway. I quickly pulled him out of the front of the driveway when he got into the squatting posture. He doesn't normally even shit on pavements but this was clearly an emergency, and horror of horrors he had diarrhea. I couldn't even hope to try bagging it. Someone was giving me daggers and I speedwalked the fuck away from that scene!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 7 June 2024 19:50 (three months ago) link
the key to playing that off isnt shame, it's staring daggers back and scream whispering "u know what u did"
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 7 June 2024 19:52 (three months ago) link
the dog I housesat for 10+ years died this week. I walked him for probably the last 8 years and his poops were just about as consistent as you could ask for, right down to where he'd go.
but like...they'd be big, and so to try to make the scooping easier, my friends bought this like humongous, heavy steel poop-scooping contraption, where you'd work the levers and it'd put the heavy arms under the turd, then you'd reverse whenever you were ready to drop it into something.
they got rid of it in like two months and they told me I was the only person who had ever successfully used it
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 June 2024 20:00 (three months ago) link
like it looked like it was made for a 15 foot tall monster
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 June 2024 20:01 (three months ago) link
xxp
lol, at least that approach would allow me to shake off the overbearing feeling of moral cowardice!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 7 June 2024 20:02 (three months ago) link
theres nothing to be done with diarrhea i mean its just a shrug.jpg situation
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 7 June 2024 20:54 (three months ago) link
my dog once pooped on the damn stairs of my building when we were going down, and it wasn’t even a diarrhea situation, like what the hell, man
― brimstead, Friday, 7 June 2024 20:56 (three months ago) link
The effort of finding this thread overwrote in my mind what I wanted to post about
― calstars, Saturday, 24 August 2024 23:22 (one month ago) link
Drinking one last Dogfish 60 before Ubering to Megadeth
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 August 2024 00:10 (one month ago) link
I think the last time I got puke drunk was when I drank several Dogfish beers without realizing they had a very high alcohol content.
― Cow_Art, Sunday, 25 August 2024 00:22 (one month ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 25 August 2024 00:26 (one month ago) link
this blackhead that keeps resurfacing on my partner's back for the last decade is my nemesis, my white whale
― twenteeth dentury (cat), Friday, 20 September 2024 09:08 (one week ago) link