peeing in the sink

Hearing it to "bringing in the sheaves" myself.

I blame the religion thread

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal)

god dammit now i have "wonderful wino" stuck in my head (starts with "bringing in the sheaves", includes the narrator singing about pissing himself)

Adding to playlist

When my son is eating meals in the living room I am effectively a kitchen prisoner and sometimes it takes him hours to eat it. If I go upstairs to use the bathroom, the opportunist dog will burst through the door and steal his dinner. I put a latch on the kitchen door for this problem and would lock the dog in the kitchen and go out the side door and round the side to the front door to use the upstairs toilet. This system stopped working when the front door lock broke and the council replaced with a cheap shit lock that can't be opened from one side if the key is in the other. I cant leave the key out of the door because one of my son's myriad of OCDs is that the key has to be in the door and I can't hide it from him because that would be effectively making him a prisoner. lol .. this is what drives me to pissing in sinks.

i'm grateful that i can pee just about anywhere without undue hassle tbqhwu

there is a popular pee spot on the back corner of the homewood suites on the alley way that separates it from a .. furniture import business?? .. directly outside the view of my office window. right next to it, in the homewood suites building, is a little police garage. someone has graffiti'd eyes above the pee spot.

I once stumbled upon a woman in a catchers stance peeing on the sidewalk under some scaffolding and her friend with her hand over her mouth profusely apologizing

Maybe TMI but I know a woman who can totally just pee standing up, in a skirt, between some cars. Hash tag life skills. But I would not suggest it as a best practice.

yeah as i understand it there is a method whereby one can use their fingers to shape a kind of funnel from the labia and, with practice, direct one's stream but it ain't a skill i've dabbled in

I could definitely pee standing up in a skirt no problem.

I've not peeded in a sink, but I have vomited in a sink (lol college)

When at horse shows, I regularly pee in my pony's stall rather than find an open port-o-potty. I always have tissue in my pocket for this reason.

Pony always looks a bit confused when I do this.

why is it pooped but not peeded

oh nevermind

oh well i *could* pee standing up in a skirt (presumably? have never tried) i'd just end up squelching around in wet shoes the rest of the night

it can be pretty cute when animals try to puzzle through our potty habits, and vice versa. my mom used to love to tell the story of how my oldest brother got toilet trained -- we had a litter tray in the bathroom & he would watch the cat at work, then one day he just started using the litter box too!

i have yet to try peeing standing up since my GRS. i can't think of a possible reason, unless i decided i wanted to "own the libs" or something.

i do i have it on good authority that peeing with a "she-wee" feels just like peeing with a penis.

https://ibb.co/74DCMZF

still trying to figure out a site i can use that will let me embed images. i happened to see this meme posted today and thought of this thread.

omg i love "shee-wee"

ok, thanks to the folks in ask a mod, i think this will work?

https://i.imgur.com/EWvqsUY.jpeg

ROFL

'peeing in the sink' the iltmi hread supports trans rights and we need more sinks with accommodations to allow sink pissers of all gender identities to piss in them.

oh man i just noticed the reddit graphic for that sub, lmao

i use imgbb
'copy bb code' and delete everything before the tag (and after the tag if applicable)

So at the Qnz Botanical Garden there used to be a sink in the restroom that looks just like a trough urinal (why??) and someone started shouting at me as I was about to pee in it, like they thought i was doing it to be a menace. i guess i should be thankful that was the most harrowing experience i ever had in a restroom

When at horse shows, I regularly pee in my pony's stall rather than find an open port-o-potty.

you. have. a. PONY????!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️🐎🐴🐴🐴😍😍😍😭😭

I used to drink in a bar that had previously been a car dealership.

The men's room had a large round metal sink contraption with a footpedal. Presumably for the handwashing needs of auto mechanics.

Like this

On a busy night there'd be like six drunk dudes standing around it trying to figure out whether they were allowed to pee in it or not.

^^^^^^ EXACTLY
It was one of those!!!!
wtaf???

https://toilet-guru.com/urinal-bar.html

Deflatormouse, apparently they are called wash fountains. I do not have a wide acquaintance in the 1970s auto mechanic community, so I do not know how often it got peed in when it was a real workplace instead of a goofy brewpub.

🎶toilet guru, is it true🎶

by pee rex, obv

Fwiw, hospitals (and other medical workplaces) as well as art studios do tend to have footpedal-operated sinks. Because if your hands are covered in germs or paint or clay you don't want to touch a faucet/tap handle.

But if you don't see handles, it's not unreasonable to think it might be a peeing place.

I do indeed have a pony. He is a pinto (brown and white patches) and has a multicolored penis that is oh maybe a foot and a half long. He pees mostly in his paddock, mostly in the same corner. Where he sometimes chooses to lie down to sleep despite a large area non-pee-contaminated options.

Welcome to iltmi, home of the 18-inch multicolored penis

^^ new board description plz

wanna walalala

He is a pinto (brown and white patches)

OMG that's the best kind 😍😍😍

gonna give you every inch of my la

https://content-us.teletubbies.com/uploads/2016/03/laa-laa.png

They are all the best kind

My dream is to learn to care for horses so i can get a job on a horse farm in the sticks, get in my car and leave the city, never to look back

Step 1. learn to drive

If you know how to ride a horse, you're a big step ahead.

TS:

I've been through the desert on a pony with a name

Vs.

I've been through the desert on a pony with a mane

Deflatormouse come visit amy time and I will teach you how to ride and care for horses. Just please do not pee in the barn sink

Quincie, that is so incredibly kind of you.
I could never impose but if i find myself out there again i'd def love to meet you both. and likewise if you come by here.

My brother moved from OC to NJ about 2 years ago, and last week he was offered a job in LA. He wanted to go back, and I told him i'd move out there with him and help with his girls. But it looks like he's staying put now, we'll see.

what is Pony's name??

Pony’s name (given before I got him) is Lucky Day, because he was bailed out of a pretty dire auction situation (by a horse rescue org, not me). I bought him for $1

We flew with him on Air Horse One (<actual thing) when we all moved from East Coast to West Coast.

Ilxor Stevie D. is his friend among many others.

Sorry for threadjack. I actually have to pee now.

Great threadjack. Would be open to a thread of air horse one adventures

Pony’s name (given before I got him) is Lucky Day, because he was bailed out of a pretty dire auction situation (by a horse rescue org, not me).

♥️♥️♥️

https://m.facebook.com/LoveHowItsMade/videos/welcome-aboard-air-horse-one-how-do-they-do-it/486473526246149/

^^^peeing in the plane (for horses) is discussed, so on topic (spoiler: sinks not involved).

How *I* peed on the plane is another matter. A sink would have been welcome. Alas, this is not a plane built for human passengers.

I've been in an airplane on a horse with a name

my son (who doesn't piss in sinks) got sent home from college a couple of weeks back. They do horse therapy for autistic students there, and he'd got too familiar with the horses after weekly stable visits and kept running into the horse enclosure and trying to play with them as you might with dogs. Which is a bit of a safeguarding issue when some of the horses had riders on them. His one-to-one said it was a moment of sheer panic for them at the time. I told them to do more boring activities with him, it's always fraught with danger doing interesting stuff with him.

he'd got too familiar with the horses after weekly stable visits and kept running into the horse enclosure and trying to play with them as you might with dogs.

quite understandable tbf

Kitchen sink when I was 10 or 11, and my parents left me alone to babysit my little sister. I don't think there was any reason why, except to be a little 5th grade maniac. I cleaned the sink up with dish soap afterward because I wasn't a total monster.

As a younger adult, I did this a few times in the bathroom sink while intoxicated. There is something luxurious about the feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote. I don't drink anymore, though, and have kept that impulse in check for a while.

but even sober, you couldn't resist the luxurious feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote?

i peed in the sink while brushing my teeth last night.

There is a Simpsons Tubthumping parody that goes something like "i take a liquor drink, I take a chocolate drink. when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink." Seems salient.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMbITFT4PRk

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