O salacious tavern and you comrades,at the ninth pillar from the felt-capped brothers,you think that you alone have penises,that you alone are permitted to have sex withhowever many girls there are and think the rest he-goats?Or, because 100 (or 200?) of you stupids sit in a line,you think that I would not dare to force you 200 sitters togetherto perform oral sex on me?But now think: I will draw dicks all over the front of your tavern.For that girl, who fled from my lap,who I loved as much as no one will love a girl,on behalf of whom many battles were fought,sits there. All the good and rich men are making love to this girl,and, indeed, rather unsuitably, all you puny alley-way adulterers;you love one beyond all, one of the hairy ones.son of the cave-dwelling Celtiberians,Egnatius, whose good is marked by a shady beard,and who scours his teeth with Iberian piss.
― Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 February 2024 06:51 (seven months ago) link
well hello there...
BETRAYERMOUSE.
post on any good dog threads lately ಠ_ಠ
― what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Monday, 12 February 2024 07:06 (seven months ago) link
Honestly, I deserve that.
― Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 February 2024 08:14 (seven months ago) link
And you, cat, despite your murderous instincts have been the most wonderful ally to us mice. This shows great strength of character. Back at the hole, we worship you *as a goddess*The great benevolent cat
― Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 February 2024 08:16 (seven months ago) link
I have banished myself from the DOGS thread in penance
― Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 February 2024 08:19 (seven months ago) link
I really do feel awful
― Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 February 2024 08:21 (seven months ago) link
Where's the brushing your teeth while peeing in the shower and also reading ilx on your phone option?
― H.P, Saturday, February 10, 2024 8:12 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
This is what I do minus the ILX because that would be insane.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 12 February 2024 10:00 (seven months ago) link
Insanely cool maybe
― H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 10:33 (seven months ago) link
no
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 12 February 2024 10:51 (seven months ago) link
;)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 12 February 2024 10:53 (seven months ago) link
xp to Deflatormeowsie: i'm only foolin', i know you're a sweetheart! things can get heated in the dog thread. it's nobody's fault (it is probably dogs' fault) & i think you should post wherever your heart guides you because when you are not wishing death upon my people you are a Good and Valuable Poster 🧀
― what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:12 (seven months ago) link
Kinda hard to hold it against a mouse for espousing the murderous tendencies of the cat
― H.P, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:49 (seven months ago) link
All due respect and all
aw, dear cat, your forgiveness makes me feel worse
I mean yeah, i was riffing on my dn
i love animals more than anything, and i really don't like it when people joke about hurting them. i have no idea what possessed me to say such a thing on a thread where ppl are talking about their beloved fur friends :(
But it's nice to see more animal lovers coming out of the woodwork in the religion thread :)
― O Fundo Escuro de (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 01:03 (seven months ago) link
I mean, I’ve done it
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 06:46 (seven months ago) link
Egnatius, who has shiny, white teeth, grins forever everywhere. If he is in court, when counsel excites tears, he grins. If he be at funeral pyre where one mourns a son devoted, where a bereft mother's tears stream for her only son, he grins. Whatever it may be, wherever he is, whatever may happen, he grins. Such an ill habit has he—neither in good taste, I suppose, nor refined. Therefore take note from me, my good Egnatius. Whether you are from the city or Sabine or Tiburtine, or a thrifty Umbrian or a fat Etruscan, or a dark, toothy Lanuvian, or Transpadine (to touch upon my own folk also), or whoever of those who cleanly wash their teeth, still I wish you wouldn't grin forever everywhere; for nothing is more senseless than senseless giggling. Now you're a Celtiberian: and in the Celtiberian land early in the morning they piss and scrub their teeth and pinky gums with it, so that the higher the polish on your teeth, the more it proclaims that you have drunk your piss.
― O Fundo Escuro de (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 12:30 (seven months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 30 March 2024 00:01 (five months ago) link
i do this sometimes, but i admit that as is usually the case with multitasking both endeavors are stunted by the other
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Saturday, 30 March 2024 02:09 (five months ago) link
I've tried multitasking this shit, some I think ex-ilxor was particularly espousing shaving in the shower, but it does not work for me. one thing at a time
― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 30 March 2024 02:14 (five months ago) link
literally did it yesterday. what can I say, sometimes my break is only 15 minutes― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
wasn’t the first work break combo I would’ve thought of but ok!
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 30 March 2024 08:47 (five months ago) link
I brush my teeth with pee
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2024 12:29 (five months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:01 (five months ago) link
Alred thank you for making me glad to have come back to the thread
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:20 (five months ago) link