Do you eat the booty?

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http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 (so proud of ILX rn btw)

Thought about dividing the poll options by identification on the sexual orientation spectrum but it woulda been too many poll options

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I eat the booty / I like getting my booty eaten	17
I don't eat the booty / I don't like getting my booty eaten	17
I eat the booty / I don't like getting my booty eaten	10
I don't eat the booty / I like getting my booty eaten	1

― 龜, Friday, 26 December 2014 16:55 (ten years ago)

Related sub-question: Has booty-eating baconed?

― 龜, Friday, 26 December 2014 16:58 (ten years ago)

idgi w r u proud of ilx

― lag∞n, Friday, 26 December 2014 17:41 (ten years ago)

no one ate ass before ilx

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 26 December 2014 19:09 (ten years ago)

fr real

― lag∞n, Friday, 26 December 2014 19:23 (ten years ago)

'i love everything' actually originally popularised just a succinct phrasing of 'i eat the booty / I like getting my booty eaten'

― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 26 December 2014 19:39 (ten years ago)

Of all the things to get all "I was there" about

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 26 December 2014 20:10 (ten years ago)

no one ate ass before ilx

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, December 26, 2014 2:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ITT an ass eater tries to feel superior to other ass eaters

― 龜, Friday, 26 December 2014 20:24 (ten years ago)

my superiority in general matters of ass isn't a question of opinion but public record 龜

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 26 December 2014 20:42 (ten years ago)

it is my duty

― N337 (rip van wanko), Friday, 26 December 2014 20:46 (ten years ago)

The oversharing renaissance

― brimstead, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)

The myopia renaissance

― brimstead, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)

Hey look somebody typed up some garbage, it looks pretty and substantial on this professional website

― brimstead, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:14 (ten years ago)

my superiority in general matters of ass isn't a question of opinion but public record 龜

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, December 26, 2014 3:42 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano

― 龜, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:16 (ten years ago)

http://www.happyspeedy.com/sites/default/files/pirates-booty-popcorn.jpg

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 26 December 2014 22:50 (ten years ago)

no option for Hungry4Ass

― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 27 December 2014 00:14 (ten years ago)

eating the booty will never go bacon fyi.

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:05 (ten years ago)

it just won't. trust me.

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:05 (ten years ago)

I was in the booty when it was just a bunch of old warehouses, now there's a j crew and a Starbucks.

― man alive, Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:15 (ten years ago)

seriously though anyone who thinks "I don't like getting my booty eaten" is uptight and a weirdo.

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:23 (ten years ago)

stevie d what if you feel unprepared? so even if you do enjoy it there is always the feeling that you haven't had a shower yet and you don't feel fresh and it's hard to monitor the situation back there anyways so even if you think you're in the clear you have that worry in the bck of your mind

― dylannn, Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:32 (ten years ago)

no, if you have not showered, you should not let someone try to eat your booty w/o letting them know "hey I haven't showered recently"

also idk maybe dudes are way more into raunch just don't care as much? also idk what ~straight sex~ is like but ime there is always a concerted effort for a dude to shower if there is even a remote possibility of sex w/ another dude, maybe bcz gay sex is often times very oral and it's just rude not to wash up beforehand. I mean I can't actually speak from experience or statistics but I am willing to put good money on a muuuuuch higher percentage of ~straight sex~ being penetration-only than gay sex.

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:42 (ten years ago)

I mean I have definitely told a dude "hey I haven't showered recently" and had the response been basically "idgaf" and I mean hey that's cool if we're all on the same page here.

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:43 (ten years ago)

no one ate ass before ~~ilx~~ fred durst

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 27 December 2014 05:13 (ten years ago)

yeah i mean i'll eat some ass even if it's got flecks of toilet paper on it like who cares and i've found some ladies are the same but i can't settle in. but voting for top option.

― dylannn, Saturday, 27 December 2014 08:59 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:01 (ten years ago)

I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.

― how's life, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:07 (ten years ago)

The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano

otm :(

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:38 (ten years ago)

I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.

this changes everything

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:08 (ten years ago)

I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest

― N337 (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:20 (ten years ago)

I keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you

― 龜, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:44 (ten years ago)

in stitches

― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 07:29 (ten years ago)

http://goingconcern.com/sites/default/files/2010.08-HumanCentipede.jpg

― Jeff, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 12:18 (ten years ago)

Yeah I don't think cheeks are what this is talking about tbh.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:39 (ten years ago)

Don't neglect the cheeks.

― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:52 (ten years ago)

there's no option for "i don't eat the booty but i want to / i like getting my booty eaten but it never gets eaten"

― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:46 (ten years ago)

i'd be all about booty eating but my wife is not interested in much re: the booty

― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:47 (ten years ago)

butts are awesome fwiw

― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:49 (ten years ago)

oh that wd be so sad :(

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 15:22 (ten years ago)

stevie it is very sad. there is plenty of butt admiration but not any eating :(

― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:13 (ten years ago)

We like da booty!
We like, we like da booty!
We like da booty!
We like, we like da booty!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5he4iAPh1qgm68k.gif

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:22 (ten years ago)

I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest

― N337 (rip van wanko), Tuesday, December 30, 2014 8:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 22:32 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

Have it on good authority that 'Lotus' was slang for 'booty' back in the day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters

― 龜, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:03 (ten years ago)

I have questions about booty cleaning.

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)

you rang?

― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:44 (ten years ago)

lol

― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (ten years ago)

Hire a booty cleaner

― 龜, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (ten years ago)

My question is: clean exterior booty, check

But how far, like, *up* is the cleaning norm for booty eating preparation?

Three centimeters? Five inches? Enema?

I srsly have no idea.

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:49 (ten years ago)

I think that a high-fiber diet would take care of it

― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:55 (ten years ago)

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I googled 'eat booty site:ilxor.com' to find this thread

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

eat booty get money

― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:13 (ten years ago)

Google milo z and find out that he eats the booty

― 龜, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:24 (ten years ago)

only recently, he's new

― mh, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:26 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw

― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:48 (ten years ago)

I only eat booty in Incognito Mode B-)

― harperlee jot shilly (wins), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

Mrs. Milo the single vote at the top there.

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 7 February 2015 07:13 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/O3n2Xz72WEJ

― 龜, Monday, 30 March 2015 12:15 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/UhSNqAd.jpg

― 龜, Sunday, 19 April 2015 13:27 (ten years ago)

Come on now

― DJP, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:46 (ten years ago)

yeah I'm pretty sure those are ordinary Rolos

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:56 (ten years ago)

lol

― fish or click bait (how's life), Monday, 20 April 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/MYeILQaPZzT

― 龜, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SMSPPml.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BvG2gPS.jpg

I'm sorry

― 龜, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:44 (ten years ago)

If truffles came out of booty I would eat daily booty

― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:52 (ten years ago)

I mean, like, truffles. Shit, truffles. Keep calm and eat truffles.

― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:53 (ten years ago)

God you ruin everything

― 龜, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:55 (ten years ago)

― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)

clearly a response to 'has booty-eating baconed' (or backend, as my prodigious autocorrect might prefer)

― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:07 (ten years ago)

trufflefalls of booty

― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:39 (ten years ago)

that pig is v cute

― shep prettybone (clouds), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:24 (ten years ago)

rooting for booty

― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:07 (ten years ago)

http://www.drpeppersnapplegroup.com/smedia/www/2011/04/13/img-aw-quick-sips-3-great-bear_163943345869.png

― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:09 (ten years ago)

"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults
--the farakhan of gg (DJP)

lmao

― flopson, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:49 (ten years ago)

this poll is split right down the middle!

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:10 (ten years ago)

http://www.vice.com/fr/read/qu-est-ce-qui-vous-fait-debander
http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/fc253d0883396822c2d486fa96169b83.jpg

Ivan, 54 ans, écrivain : Je ne lèche pas les culs.

Mais tu aimes qu’on te le lèche ?

  Oh oui ! J’adore ça !

― drash, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:36 (ten years ago)

Oh, those French!

― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:37 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kfCHNSR.gif

― 龜, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:57 (ten years ago)

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX0AlV3YFQ

― ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:29 (nine years ago)

lol just coming here to post this
http://i.imgur.com/ZOVsbvS.png

― gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)

6.5

― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:37 (nine years ago)

the pitchfork effect

― ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

there's no room for people who don't eat ass in the future

strong ending tbf

― ogmor, Thursday, 7 April 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/IqlKoFT.jpg

― 龜, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:43 (nine years ago)

i love ass

― ian, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:53 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything rotten or ragged or rusty

― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2016 04:56 (eight years ago)

Something something full of kittens

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:27 (eight years ago)

nine months pass...

https://68.media.tumblr.com/ad9271e1f6518ca44b0e3d503d1d68f1/tumblr_oms5f31baw1r5ei2go1_1280.jpg

― 龜, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

hard to eat ass when your jaw's been removed, or is it easier?

― clouds, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

i imagine it's kind of like sticking your face into a pie

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:47 (eight years ago)

I would not lick a butthole that looked like that, tbf

― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

some irrigation needed

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)

you misspelled "citation"

― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

um so my friend tells me that if you search rimjob on the internet all you get is guys getting eaten, what's up with that?

― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:38 (six years ago)

i don't imagine that's true. I'm not going to check on my work computer.

think i missed these results the first time round, lot of people on ilx don't like eating ass hey?

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:47 (six years ago)

27 yeas to 18 nays not a bad ratio

― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:58 (six years ago)

maybe we need another assessment, to get to the bottom of this

― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:00 (six years ago)

xp. good, but not good enough

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:02 (six years ago)

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More more more ass we are all addicted to ass

― am0n, Thursday, March 20, 2008 6:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― JoeStork, Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:06 (six years ago)

Never been into this

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:09 (six years ago)

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