frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver)Posted: March 4, 2020 at 4:28:19 PMI can imagine that ghost peppers are a whole different story. I was thinking about chopping up say scotch bonnet or something never burned my hands.have had some very bad experiences with chili tainted hands, which belong in ILTMII thought I was the only one.
― sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:17 (five years ago)
Zing test
― sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:19 (five years ago)
I had an awesome dinner date once with a roommate's ex-gf that he set me up with. I chopped up a habanero for whatever we made for dinner at her place. After dinner, we decided to go for it and after a while, intercourse with confom (put on by me) commenced. Shortly thereafter:"OH! Hmm, that's... interesting. I think I can feel the peppers"Very shortly after that:"Um I don't think this is going to workouchowow"Sadly we never got it on again...
― sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:24 (five years ago)
I've had both my penis and my anus (separate incidents) touched by someone who had earlier chopped chilies. Both incidents ended in me running the affected part under cold water
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:21 (five years ago)
then why is it called capsi-cumsorry
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:25 (five years ago)
LOL
― sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:26 (five years ago)
Chop chilli, wash hands, go for piss, apparently not adequately washed hands. It felt like it was melting for a couple of minutes.
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:32 (five years ago)
boycotting this thread for isolating and removing the good part of the outbreak thread
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:40 (five years ago)
xp yep, and what's worse is that i do it all the time
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 11:06 (five years ago)
Gloves, people! Otherwise, you can use the plastic produce bag to cover your hands while chopping. Have inadvertently touched my own dick after chopping peppers, but dont think I've gotten interactive with anyone else under similar circumstances.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 March 2020 11:49 (five years ago)
so after you chop peppers you have sex with gloves on, is what you're saying
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:21 (five years ago)
Chopping chillis with gloves on is a depressing metaphor for the way to lead a life. Really you just need access to a long, cool glass of milk when required.
― kraudive, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:48 (five years ago)
for dunking
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:24 (five years ago)
It's happened
― kraudive, Thursday, 5 March 2020 22:50 (five years ago)
dans la dairy air
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:30 (five years ago)
sounding with a bird's eye chili rn
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:59 (five years ago)
scotch burnit
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
No points if it's uncut. When I toured the Chile Pepper Institute in Las Cruces, the director picked a bhut jolokia from the demo garden and rubbed it on his eyelids to show how harmless they are until you get inside to the veins.
― Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:15 (five years ago)
if what's uncut
― forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:15 (five years ago)
A+
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:20 (five years ago)
hate to type it but actual irl laugh
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (five years ago)
lol, I thought about fixing the wording but nah
― Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (five years ago)
lmao
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (five years ago)
tip of bonnet harbl
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:31 (five years ago)