Lunch has arrived... now u have to poop

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This fucking happens all the time. When it does...how to handle?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Go poop, the food can wait	7
Poop and hope it stays warm (the food)	4
Other	3
Bring your lunch into the bathroom	2
Throw your lunch into the floor and demand it be remade	2

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 17:53 (five years ago)

Here I am, you have to what now

― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:02 (five years ago)

It's a living

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:04 (five years ago)

Other: Poop and hope it stays warm (the poop)

― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:32 (five years ago)

the poop
the poop
the poop is on fire

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:34 (five years ago)

how do you throw food "into" the floor?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:50 (five years ago)

if Neanderthal is installing flooring for you, be sure he has easy access to a nearby bathroom

― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

Go poop, the food can wait
Poop and hope it stays warm (the food)

I want to know why these are two separate options

― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:56 (five years ago)

Usually poop after eating. It's called "dumping".

― Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:56 (five years ago)

oh goddammit! one of those options was supposed to be eat now, poop later.

welp this poll is FLAWED

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:57 (five years ago)

Neanderthal do you normally poop around lunch time or are you like excited about lunch?

record shopping always does it to me

― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:58 (five years ago)

I love lunch. but my body always wants to....go then.

it's muscle memory from my days in the office, when that would happen cos I ate breakfast back then. but I don't anymore!

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:02 (five years ago)

atta by

― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:04 (five years ago)

gonna start eating lunch at 10 am now

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:05 (five years ago)

Never put off pooping.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:20 (five years ago)

it's a situation that could snoball

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:20 (five years ago)

BRB pooping

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:21 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 13 February 2021 00:01 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 14 February 2021 00:01 (five years ago)

Pavlovian loop time.
KInda sadistic, maybe train your consumer to have teh same reaction to an approaching dinner tray.
Maybe invest in adult nappies?

― Stevolende, Sunday, 14 February 2021 09:36 (five years ago)

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