write a rap about onions

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CUT EM AND THEY TRY MY EYE
FISH FRY STIR FRY THEY GET AT YOU
GUY

YOU CUT THEM LIKE GAS
I'M KARATE MASTER CAN'T PASS UP
THAT ROUND PURPLE MASS

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upgrades!
including. Sensitive anti-pinch feature is gorgeous.
Exterior dimensions!
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(chorus)
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climate controls on uneven pavement
than optional trip.
Bringing the heads of everything that raise and stopping distances.

Crises, with three-position memory,
real psychic ability
to expose a child-seat recognition.
Stoplight derby or roadside assistance-
each with driver-adaptive.

(chorus)
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climate controls on uneven pavement
than optional trip.
Bringing the heads of everything that raise and stopping distances.
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though you need. Combines two gears by the double-wishbone setup.

Rockets, its composure even agree on traction.
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Both use with tradition, and do so which.
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I GOT AN ONION ON MY HAMBERGER
GRAMBURGLED I'M AN ZTEVE URKEL
GOT ANY CHEESE?
IF YOU CHURN IT I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HAND WITH A PEARING KNIFE
I'M DAHMERESQUE WHEN I MIX ONIONS AND MAN
MURDER SHOW I'M EATING TEXMEX CROWS WITH ONIONS

I GOT AN ONION IN MY BOOT
I SHOOT IT OFF WITH A SHOTGUN IN MY GIRLS MOUTH
WE'RE SPITTING ONIONS IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS.
WE EAT GARLIC SIMMERING ONIONS FRIED WITH RAW HIDE
I SHOOT MY GRAMMA FOR TWO ONION IN THE PROTEGE

I TOTE A BAG FULL OF ONIONS WRAPT UP ON A MESH SACK
IF THEYRE GREEN I TURN THEM BROWN ON THE GRILL
IF THEYRE YELLOW I TURN THEM WHITE IN THE PAN

IN MY BED MY GIRL SERVES ME ONIONS FOR BREAKFAST
I GIVE HER A FUCKING NECKLACE MADE OF ONIONSKIN
SHE'S GREEN AND I'M PURPLE. WE HAVE SYPHALIS ONIONS CURE THAT

My onions, my onions
Hey girl, check out my onions.

I got some big ones,
I got some small ones.
I got some ones that'll make you cry.
I even got some that'll taste good
in an apple pie.

Yeah.