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This is a thread of perfect peace and nothingness.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

The blank screen awaits
Zen-like, for the first haiku
Perfectly controlled.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

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― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

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― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 4 August 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

A garden of dots;
electronic, black and white,
Hang in the stillness.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 August 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

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― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

I feel the absence
of presence; You are gone now.
It hurts at odd times.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 August 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

Someone who looks like
you stared at me from the screen;
Stopped me in my tracks.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 August 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

::trolling deleted::

― Orbit. (papa la bas), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

don't forge my posts you
tiny-penised, ball-less freak
Do not kill the zen.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

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― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Ah, the zen returns,
under the kind watchfulness;
True moderator.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

::trolly troll troll::
::so very droll::
::until I get online::
::and then heads will roll::

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Dean you used to be
a decent sort of guy, yeah
What the hell happend?

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 11 August 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

and for your info
a haiku is 5-7
and 5 syllables

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 11 August 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I never could do haiku. I like my doggerel better than what was there before.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Thursday, 11 August 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

ham ham ham ham ham
ham ham ham ham ham ham ham
ham ham ham ham haikus

(that is correct, ma'am)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 11 August 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I was reading, nude,
On my couch when my landlord
showed up unannounced

Swung open the door
to let in future tenants
who looked at me, shocked.

My landlord walked in
oblivious to my schween
saying "it's boiling,

open some windows"
I said "Arlene, don't you knock?
Get the hell out, now!"

She said "oh my god,
you're totally bareassed
get dressed please"

She shut the door, quick.
It's twenty minutes later
she hasn't come back.

I saw the tenants
(I mean potential tenants)
driving off the lot.

So now I'm dressed up
my apartment's hot, and my
landlord's seen my nuts.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 12 August 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

no you blew it dean
too many syllables in
the last ham orgy

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 12 August 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

tee hee tee hee tee
hee tee hee tee hee tee hee
tee hee tee hee tee

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

you guys got it wrong
you need to mention nature
waterfalls and stuff

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 13 August 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Shes such a dignified lady,

Shes so pretty and soft.

You cant call her a groupie,

It just pisses her off.

Shes got diamonds and jewelry,

Shes got lotsa new clothes.

She aint hurtin nobody,

So that everyone knows,

That she knows what she wants,

Knows what she likes.

Daddy, daddy, daddy.

Look out... shes got her eyes on you.

She left her place after midnight,

She drove to the club.

You know that her and her partner,

Came here lookin for love.

They want a guy from a group

Thats got a thing in a charts

If your dick is a monster

They will give him their hearts.

cause they know what they want,

And they know what they like.

Daddy, daddy, daddy.

Look out... shes got her eyes on you.

Fam-bam-yak-a-ta-tahhh!

They know what they want,

They know what they like.

Daddy, daddy, daddy...oooh

Daddy, daddy, daddy...oooh.

Aw right, you got em screamin all night,

Screamin all night.

Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car?

( do it, do it, dya wanna-wanna do, do it? )

Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car?

Do it, do it, dya wanna-wanna do, do it? )

― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 14 August 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

Chaki don't haiku
And we think he should, Chaki
can't haiku; can't count.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

i can do haiku
i can do this shit for days
my haiku rocks you, your mom

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 15 August 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

ha! Chaki can't count!
Five, seven, and the last one
Is only five, hah!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 15 August 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

the your mom was the beginning of another poem! yah thats it!

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 15 August 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Someone that I know
Sent a cryptic email, so
I am wondering.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

WHY DONT YOU ASK THEM INSTED OF MAKING MULTIPLE POSTS ABOUT IT?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

that has the perfect
number of syllables for
a haiku, chaki

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 18 August 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

why are you people
on my zen thread at all? Fuck!
Can't count, and lame-oid.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

Looking pretty zen there, orbit.

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 18 August 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

stop harrasing me
find something else to do, you!
Destroyer of zen!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

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