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This is the thread where we stress!

― Masonic Boom (kate), Thursday, 4 August 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

GLLAARRRRGGGHHHHGLLLLLLAAARARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

What do you MEAN, Excel fuX0red my bluddy formatting AGAIN!?!?!?

I hate handling credit card numbers. They are just too bloody long.

― Masonic Boom (kate), Thursday, 4 August 2005 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

my stress takes a different form:

"fat junky"
"fat stalker"
by association murderer
"troll"
"bitch"

various lies, misrepresentations

I wish I could scream like you, but I can't. What's the title: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream? I am living that story. I guess that counts as stress.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 August 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

Work stress is somewhat more immediate at the moment. Too many reports, too many reccs. However, both my bosses are out today so I'm finding it hard to get too stressed about things. Sigh.

I want sleeeeeeeeeep...

― Masonic Boom (kate), Friday, 5 August 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

Go way, go way, go way, go way, go away... go away... go away...

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

Number one... if you come over to my desk and see me with food in front of me... I AM EATING MY FREAKING LUNCH. DO NOT BUG ME.

Number two... I have to keep track of 80,000 different things on this database. I did not write the code on this database. I do not know how it all gets put together, I don't know the exact specifics of your little problem. If data isn't hitting the database, then I CANNOT GET IT ON THE BLOODY REPORT.

I hate everything today.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

GARG, GARG, GAARRRRGGGG!!!

SORRY I FREAKING BROUGHT IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. IN THE FUTURE I WON'T TELL YOU A BLOODY THING, SO YOU WILL HAVE NO CAUSE TO FUCKING FUSS ABOUT IT!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Today I mind everything.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

I feel awful now. And even worse is the sickening feeling of how long I spent making other people feel exactly like this. :-(

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

what happend?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

I see someone I care about making the same stupid mistakes that I made not so long ago. But you can't stop people from doing that, can you? It's kind of an awful lesson in how much of a jerk I was. I hope that I've learned, that's all I can say.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Thursday, 11 August 2005 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

I have a headache. I should log off ILX and do some work today. But my sinuses (sini?) are killing me.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Thursday, 11 August 2005 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

Why won't you just bloody well WORK!??!?

::BEATS KEYBOARD WITH FISTS::

Don't you "unknown team" me!!!!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking asswipe parking Nazis ticketed me while i was parked ON PRIVATE PROPERTY@@@@

VENT VENT VENT

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 12 August 2005 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh.

When will this mood ever break? When will everything stop making me feel worse?

― Mrs. Cranky (From Crankytown) (kate), Monday, 15 August 2005 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

Remind me again, why it's *ME* who has had this project landed on my desk?

Chucking data files around, sure, that just about comes within the remit of my job. But freaking data entry on this scale? Can't I get a freaking minion to do this for me?

And the freaking LAZY CUNT over in marketing, can't even be bothered to CHECK CUSTOMERS on a spreadsheet before she sends them over to me? What, it ain't part of your job? Well it CERAINLY ain't part of mine!

Cow. Die, die, die.

― Mrs. Cranky (From Crankytown) (kate), Monday, 15 August 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ok genius, don't send me an email saying that someone died and not tell me who it is but just drop a hint that it's someone I know, or at least something that could be interpreted that way. Precious little megalomaniac musician FREEEEAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

ARGGHHH!!! ARRRGGGHHHH!!! ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!

These cunts don't even understand sarcasm. I responded to a stupid and annoying request for something that was CLEARLY nothing to do with me with a scarccy comment saying "why don't you ask someone at ::THE COMPANY THAT F*CKED UP::" The marketing cunts replied by sending me a phone number and email for their account manager.

Typical marketing shite - why do something yourself, if you can pass the freaking buck to someone else?

― Mrs. Cranky (From Crankytown) (kate), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 09:31 (nineteen years ago)

keep the lols comin gals!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Chaki if you had a life you wouldn't be doing this.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

You bore me, and I'm hungover and need some stress release.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

Argh! Cartesian join oh no, OH NO!!!

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

Busy busy busy busy busy busy. NOW GIVE ME ACCESS TO THE DRIVE I NEED, YOU FUX0RS!!!

Ah well, it's just as well, as it's best to just stay off ILX entirely today due to pram-chuckage.

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

The ironing, the ironing, the ironing. Stay out of it.

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you too while we're at it.

Take your poxy £5 refunds and shove them where the sun don't shine.

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Oh, beautious slice of carrot cake, which is my first slice in nearly a month... oh, prepare to be eaten with EXTREME JOY!!!

-- Fish is Biodegradable! (That Means It Rots) (masonicboom@yahoo.co.uk), March 10th, 2006 8:31 AM. (kate)

― 5 (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

i heard kate wants hen fap - confim/deny

― bato (bato), Saturday, 11 March 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

If she wants hen fap, I want in on this action.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 March 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

keep the lols comin gals!
-- huell howser (chaki)

― gershy, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

it was amazing how me making a post like that equaled me "stalking" and "making an effort to harass" that bitch

― chaki, Sunday, 25 November 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

i heard kate wants hen fap - confim/deny
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If she wants hen fap, I want in on this action.
-- Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 March 2006 19:17 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

otm

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

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