Sperm: icky or cool?

Personally I find it kinda icky, the less I have to deal with it the better. But it's kinda problematic if you're with a partner who actually likes that stuff (yes, there those people do exist), and likes to do various things with it. I'm not really into that.

What's your attitude towards sperm?

complicated

Care to elaborate on that? You are posting anonymously, you know.

it comes and it goes

So much great zinging material here.

I guess it's both.

crazy icky cool

it has made all of this possible

for better or for worse

icky-cool

ack

cross+post

jesus fucking christ

Seems a little early in the game to be going all "jesus fucking christ" -- are you sure this board is for you?

i was providing an example of wasted sperm, dipshit

"jesus fucking christ" is an example of wasted sperm?

someones going to heeeeellllll

hahaha

lol

in a hand basket, even

2xcross+post

It's not the taste, it's the texture that makes it so darn icky. Just reminds one unpleasantly of mucus.

also rhymes with sticky...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/RSSF71.jpg

lol, fucking is also a verb, guys.

and a feeling

and now, a board

for the bored?

Verb, gerund, adjective, noun - the same word can be used in so many different ways.

We're talking about semen really here right

SAILORS!??!? IN MY BOARD!?!?!?

Ahoy, matey!

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nigger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

You know, if you have even a cheap toy microscope at home, hold onto a bit of the stuff and look at it under a microscope afterward. It MOVES. Man, it is the ultimate entertaining thing to put under a microscope. It's lovely, too, to just stand around naked in a kitchen with a sheet draped over you & your loved one, looking at a microscope.

Did you know fish sperm is called MILT?

Sperm is alright, but it's hell to get it separated from the semen.

OTM my fellow lol pedant.

If you mix the semen with a few drops of lemon juice (or some other acid), you'll witness MASS SPERMATIC DEATH at 500X magnification.

This is vastly less satisfying than sprinkling slugs with salt, but sadists are rarely picky.

So much for that "scurvy" myth.

http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/patrickmoberg_illustration_106_450px.jpg

While I have no problem with threads getting diverted, my point in starting this one was to discuss sperm as a part of sex, not sperm in general.

Semen, Tuomas. You wanted to discuss semen.

so does having sex in a pool of lemon juice count as contraception?

Yes, and if you wash your vagina with lemonade after sex you will not get pregnant. It's guaranteed!

But you won't enjoy the yeast infection.

I do not now nor have I ever had a vagina, but if'n I did, I can only imagine that I would steer away from situations where it might get all full of lemon juice.

Lemon juice, no no no. I was recently reading a book on the history of contraception, and some very plain-talking 19th century advice WRT pessaries and douches was "never put anything in your vagina that you would not put in your mouth." However, that really doesn't seem to work the other way, does it? heh.

i never said douche, douches. i said have sex in a pool filled with lemon juice. GOD.

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes.

Someone told me that the salted porridge I was eating tasted like sperm.

did it?

Difficult to say, but I put banana in it the next time.

ok...but was it icky or cool?

xp

har! except you should posted 'Hard to say...'

smoe kinds of all-natural conditioners look and feel EXACTLY like sperm

i mean semen

hahaha, I thought about fixing this thread title, but it's perfect the way it is.

did this ever get a definitive answer?

i'm not even sure we got a definitive question

that makes for some of the best threads ...

generally repellent stuff except for mine

v much in character

lol <3

"So messy!"