The official sex toy thread

I got a request from another ILXor to start a thread on sex toys, so here we go. I'd like to notify that person though, as well as others who might not know yet about it, that you can start threads and post on them anonymously on ILTMI. Just log out of ILX, come back to ILTMI, and post your message.

So, sex toys: do you like them? Do you use them? What are your favourites? Any bad experiences? Etc.

Thanks Tuomas. Unfortunately you can't start threads when logged out - or at least I wasn't able to yesterday.

I just wanted to see what everyone's playing with out there, to get ideas for things I should add to my collection! My two favourites at the moment are a pair of leather & steel handcuffs, and a vibrating egg with a wireless control. I wore it to a movie recently, and handed my boyfriend the control (looks like a car key beeper) while we were in line. It was a pretty great night..

I've heard of that toy before, it sounds cool.

For some time I've sorta been interested in a girl trying a strap-on on me. I even know a girl who'd be totally willing to do it, but she doesn't own a strap-on, so I'd have to buy one. I wonder if they're very expensive? Because if it turns out I don't like it, then that money would've been mostly wasted. I guess I could then give it to her as gift though.

― vibrating egg (unregistered), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:25 (57 minutes ago)

hi susan!

Btw, there are several threads here started by logged-out users, so it should be possible... Did you tag the "remove login cookie from my computer" square when you logged out?

hahaha

ive been long of the position 'hey if you need sex toys, you aint doing it right, lady' but that movie line deal is pretty hot.

Do you want me to delete the posts you made logged in? I can do that if you want to.

I would love that, frankly, my little sister knows my "internet username"!

Done.

and also - I think you can buy strap-on harnesses and dildos separately, which might keep the costs down. I would say you'd have to experiment anally first before making any large purchases.. finger or dildo or whatever. I've found a few guys who love the idea of a strap on, except for the idea that they would be.. violated!

I think a ballgag may need to be in my future, as I know the other people in this small building and sound carries. The two other couples in this building have their bedrooms above ours, so I often worry they might hear us. They're a little more traditional (girls night discussion recently revealed she's never dreamed of trying anal, hates blowjobs). She also dated my boyfriend in high school... there's a definite need for silence.

and thanks!

Yeah, I guess it makes sense to experiment first. And I have no problem with being "violated".

You never know until you try though! I had no problem whatsoever until the night my (ex!) boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, and things became, let's say, dirtier than I realized. Didn't tell me. Let me assume the lube just wasn't drying up for some reason. As I was cleaning up I vowed never to do anal again. I gave up on that because my current boyfriend had never been able to convince any of his prudish exes to try it. I like it again! Especially with him and a dildo.. that's what I call a good time!

I'm pretty sure my contributions to TMI thus far have gone a long way to making me the new Tuomas! You're welcome :) I also promise to be very careful with my logged in/not logged in state (or to just stop caring) if you'll do me the above two favours. Sigh.

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thank you & sorry

xxpost try a curling iron it warms the intestines, you can really get into scat that way, it's in in 08

egg!

At midnight last week I saw some shop-at-home program on the Tv for sex toys! The young ladies were extremely conservatively dressed and they never really said what anything was for. (I mean they'd say "dildo" or "vibrator" but only adjectives like "pleasure" or "fullness.") It was bizarre. But not bad actually because it was nice to see something more than a photograph of them.

I have a Hitachi Magic Wand but I have found most sex toys are mostly useless. And this one has spoiled it for me so I am too lazy to just use my hand now.

And a lot of people who see it think it is for INSERTION and I am like 'wtf no. wtf.'

SHOP DILDONG!!!!11

The magic wand can be really great, but it does tend to do a bit of desensitization, which can be bothersome. Everyone I've dated who had one (including one who got one during the course of the relationship) stopped being able to come just from a hand, which is sad for sneaking off at a party/making out on a road trip/etc purposes.

I've always wanted to ask, because anyone I knew who had one had little prior vibrator experience, does a super-strong vibrator like that just make it easier/quicker, or are they actually better orgasms?

they can be stronger or...uh...pulsier? Like the smooth muscle contractions are stronger. And easier/quicker. But not nec better...the getting there isn't as fun. Different but not nec better quality. I welcome all kinds, of course.

How does this magic wand thing differ from a regular vibrator?

It's larger, mains powered, and looks like this:
http://ikivu.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hitachi-magic-wand.jpg
...otherwise known as Hit4chi Magic Wand (they also make televisions)

btw it's just the ball thing on the end that vibrates. Seems a bit excessive to me tbh

This is a good little companion:

The Lifesaver at EvesBliss.com

https://evesbliss.com/cart.php?type=prod&prod=16447&lsc=7718 - 35k

Prob everyone knows a girl who tried to tell a story about her Magic Wand but got mixed up on the mfr. name and called it her Hibachi instead.

It's larger, mains powered, and looks like this.

Ah, I actually saw a magic wand when I was the Berlin Gay Museum last month, where they had an exhbition on Berlin lesbian life from the 70s to today. They had one of those on display, and the tag said it was from the seventies, so I just assumed vibrators were less sophisticated back then, I didn't realize it was a different model.

does being grossed out by sex toys make me a prude because im really kind of grossed out right now.

I vote yes.

youre probably right

I just img googled hitachi magic wand while the space capsule theme from You Only Live Twice was on in the background, that was weird and spooky

Blofeld: "You made a mistake, Mr. Bond. No astronaut would try to enter the capsule with his Magic Wand!"

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/100110/technology/us_it_internet_robot_sex_2

truecompanion dot com

Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.

hang on wait this is the greatest sentence in the english language

I saw a TV segment about some device you stick your peener in, and it simulates the action going on in certain porn scenes that have been mapped to the device software. Is this as close as we're going to get to the immersive cyber sex promised by Wired circa 1995?

I have stated my idealistic pro-sex-robot thoughts before but this is like almost offensive.

This = uncanny valley robot with five "personalities" that are all totally embarrassing.

She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean

Robotic movement is built into "the three inputs" and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.

:/ :\

meta joke about cold hearted women

This kind of thing can only end badly IMO...
http://www.devo.com/bladerunner/sector/6/pics/zhora_hunt_2.jpeg

certainly looks like a cavalcade of anger and fear to me

This kind of thing can only end badly IMO...

This is how Skynet begins, no?

She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean

This is why Skynet gets pissed off. It starts being asked to vacuum and cook.

A male sex robot named "Rocky" is in development.
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/rhps_044Tank.jpg
...can't see that working out too well either

"I had a friend who passed away in 9/11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion."

So his friend's personality is now stored in cock-sucking female robot? Let's at least hope the friend was gay.

seems unfair to these robots to call them sex toys

They'll be wanting to form a union next - the Amalgamated National Union of Sexdroids

they could have made it look a bit better, you would have thought. wthf@ "Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_A.I./ashley_scott_jude_law_a.i._artificial_intlligence_001.jpg

^ these models are scheduled to be available in 2083

Yeah see that shit I am totally fine with! I am fine with Jude Law looking like a non-inbred Kraftwerk.