Two in the Pink, One in the Stink

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OptionVotes
Two in the pleasure, one in the treasure. 3
Two in the giney, one in the hiney. 3
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot. 3
Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot. 3
Two in the poon, one in the moon. 3
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty. 3
Two in the moose, one in the caboose. 2
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever. 2
Two in the bank, one in the stank. 1
Two in the grass, one in the ass. 1
Two in the friend, one in the end. 1
Two in the bush, one in the tush. 1
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch. 1
Two in her meat, one in her seat. 0
Two in the girl, one in the swirl. 0
Two in the muff, one in the stuff. 0
Two in the cootie, one in the booty. 0
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate. 0
Two in the slit, one in the shit. 0
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge. 0
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper. 0
Two in the junk, one in the trunk. 0
Two in the humper, one in the dumper. 0
Two in the flap, one in the crap. 0
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt. 0
Two in the fun, one in the bun. 0
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny. 0
Two in the goo, one in the poo. 0
Two in the gash, one in the stash. 0
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter. 0
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye. 0
Two in the crack, one in the back. 0


(libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

TMI

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahahhahaaaaa

some call him "crazy", some call him NEWTIMES JESUS (John Justen), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

Hard selection I know but I like the healthy-oriented choice which is checking for fever.

(libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

I like the way in which you have to pronounce pocket/chocolate in order for it to rhyme.

Granny Dainger, Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

treasure??

Granny Dainger, Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

impossible poll

kgb (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

pleasure/treasure

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

kitty/shitty

this really is a poll to be proud of, and should be the model for future polls for all of us

may be a woman beater but im not a fussy eater (John Justen), Thursday, 9 October 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

pink stink slot pot imo

wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

I feel certain this handy little mnemonic has decreased the quality of sexing among high school students across the country

J0hn D., Thursday, 9 October 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

I am really tough to gross out but for some reason that phrase makes my stomach turn. I don't really have anything against the action itself but ugh - so gross.

Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2399152849

this facebook group is devoted to the action. It was a 'thing' at the lolcollege i went to..

wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

i was invited to join but declined : (

wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

At yr all boys catholic school, right? You don't say. lol.

Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.

Alex in SC (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

xp lol yeah this is at uni, still all male and catholic though.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/432/30/n2399152849_3750.jpg

^^^this photo brings back baaaad memories.

wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

kitty shitty

sad man in him room (milo z), Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

I honestly had misremembered this with the numbers switched.

(libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, 9 October 2008 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

Is this action something that women actually enjoy? Because I've never been involved in it, I'm kinda curious.

(I know that the male variant of this can be pleasurable, but I assumed it was because anal stimulation is generally more enjoyable for men due to prostate and everything.)

Tuomas, Thursday, 9 October 2008 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

Um, not for me. Yet again, another transposition of male sexuality onto female anatomy that doesn't really work. But hey, YMMV.

College boys in needing schooling as to the actual placement of the clitoris shocker...

C M Y Kate (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 9 October 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)

Hell I've been out of college for 13 years now and I never had any idea that the clitoris even needed placing.

(libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

No "two in the clunge, one in the gunge", no credibility

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

Hell I've been out of college for 13 years now and I never had any idea that the clitoris even needed placing.

http://www.hen-den.co.uk/catalog/images/pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.jpg

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/393306089_b7baa7368c.jpg?v=0

mineminefusic (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

If that were a gang sign, what gang would you be in?

(libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

the Shockers!

mineminefusic (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

Those don't look like college girls to me.

Tuomas, Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.

z "R" s (Z S), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

Duh. They're trolling for college girls. (xp)

(libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, I suggest all you guys who haven't already done so, and who have a willing partner, try the male equivalent of this, it can be really quite nice. (Though it takes more than three fingers, obviously.)

Tuomas, Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

anyone trying to jam one of more fingers down my urethra is going to be messily killed

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

I was college-age in the picture, but my friend is two years older. :P

mineminefusic (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

Words to live by, Dan.

xpost

Michael White, Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

even better if you forgo the obvious "or" for "of" correction and implement instead a "my" for "more" substitution

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

locate |ˈlōˌkāt; lōˈkāt|
verb [ trans. ]
discover the exact place or position of : engineers were working to locate the fault.

As in... college boys were working to locate the clitoris. Coz, you know, clearly, it's back near the anus somewhere.

C M Y Kate (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

I never understand this high school college boys 'can't find the clitoris' whining from girls. Do yourself and the next gal a favor and show the knucklehead where it is and tell him to get to work. End of story. Sheesh!

Michael White, Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

Two in the girl, one in the swirl.

This really doesn't seem right, like you'd need to be near a toilet to make this happen.

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 October 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

You know, it's not like in Greek times when the clitoris used to up and go walking about the body. It's generally in the same place in most female bodies, Why is it so hard for boys to figure this out?

It's not like girls need a road map to find the penis. Why are boys so dumb?

C M Y Kate (Masonic Boom), Friday, 10 October 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Why is it so hard for boys to figure this out?

If you succeed in answering this question you will be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams

J0hn D., Friday, 10 October 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, I suggest all you guys who haven't already done so, and who have a willing partner, try the male equivalent of this, it can be really quite nice. (Though it takes more than three fingers, obviously.)

― Tuomas

please explain, i missed this in my high school sex ed class.

Sarah Palin isn't dumb, she's post-modern (Rubyredd), Friday, 10 October 2008 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

fistin tuomas

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 10 October 2008 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

guh

cankles, Friday, 10 October 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

Mistake: I thought my gf would think some of these were funny.

http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/7/1/Mini-Posters-The-Simpsons---D-oh--71133.jpg

z "R" s (Z S), Friday, 10 October 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

the un-nominated dark horse here is clearly "two in the womb, one in the gloom"

in a fratboy mood (unregistered), Friday, 10 October 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

HAHAHA

Sarah Palin isn't dumb, she's post-modern (Rubyredd), Friday, 10 October 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, I suggest all you guys who haven't already done so, and who have a willing partner, try the male equivalent of this, it can be really quite nice. (Though it takes more than three fingers, obviously.)

― Tuomas

please explain, i missed this in my high school sex ed class.

Well, what I meant is that one can orally or manually pleasure a guy while at the same time stimulating his anus with her finger(s). Simple as that.

Tuomas, Friday, 10 October 2008 07:16 (seventeen years ago)

"Two in the friend" for the those sideways "the friend?" looks people would give you

robertwolf8080, Friday, 10 October 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

This is the thread that must never be allowed to die.

senator which fanta girl u blap? (Upt0eleven), Friday, 10 October 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

Is this thread dead yet? I hope not.

Dracula Tells Superman What To Do (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 12 October 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 13 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This stinger is closing tomorrow.

abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Depeche Mode FTW!

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Saturday, 18 October 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Depeche Mode?

Tuomas, Saturday, 18 October 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

list of modes:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/devilhand2.gif

abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 19 October 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

to say nothing of Camouflage's flop single "Pinkslot Little Stinkpot"

murray my hope (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 19 October 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

I still wanna know, does Depeche Mode have an album called Two in the Pleasure, One in the Treasure?

Tuomas, Monday, 20 October 2008 07:49 (seventeen years ago)

No.

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

also lolling hardcore at "Kitty Little Shitty"

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1692/imageuploadimageku3.jpg

℁ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r305/superflouis/palin.jpg

lou, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://images2.cafepress.com/product/314666602v4_350x350_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg

vermonter, Saturday, 25 October 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

I had completely forgotten about this thread!

btw Tuomas, have you since discovered the Depeche Mode song "Pleasure Little Treasure"?

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

these gloves were posted on the cycling lolz thread:
http://i1.avlws.com/481/l22567.png

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot. 3

this does not even nearly rhyme. You three should be ashamed of yourselves.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

it's interesting to think for some of these, which part of the rhyme came first

dyao, Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

like for giney/hiney, it's obvious hiney was the first to be thought of. but turdcutter/gutter...?

also this was robbed:

Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate.

dyao, Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

/Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot. 3/

this does not even nearly rhyme. You three should be ashamed of yourselves.
--FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux)

This rhymes perfectly on america, birthplace of the stinger

Groanatta77 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 February 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/twat

vs.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/twat

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 6 February 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Two in the Cadillac, one in the hatchback.

rogue whizzing (Eazy), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

Two in the Eminem, one in the Will.I.Am.

rogue whizzing (Eazy), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

TWO IN THE VAGINA ONE IN THE ANUS-INA

http://www.texastide.com/Frat%20Party%20Fans.JPG

the zhappy zvookster (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

winner

99. The Juggalo Teacher (dyao), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

Don't get it...?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

anus-ina is a second flavour of orang-ina, released in the states on a trial run last year. it didn't prove popular.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

What does it have to do with shirtless guys?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

The Shocker is best administered shirted

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

Two in the pomme de terre, one in the chemin d'enfer.

bowl of drawn butter (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Two in the sludge

http://web.mit.edu/cms/bcc/blogpics/mcsex1.gif

kenan, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 08:45 (fifteen years ago)


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