Who Loves Anal?

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Giving or receiving, either way. Define anal sex however you like, as long as it involves something going into the anus.

Here to get you in the mood is this video:

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I am straight and I enjoy anal sex	13
I am straight and I do not enjoy anal sex	6
I am a gay man and I enjoy anal sex	2
I am asexual, so I do not enjoy anal sex	2
I am bi man and I enjoy anal sex	2
libcrypt is a dumbass because he didn't include a choice for _______________ . (explain below)	1
I am bi woman and I do not enjoy anal sex	0
I am a lesbian and I do not enjoy anal sex	0
I am bi woman and I enjoy anal sex	0
I am bi man and I do not enjoy anal sex	0
I am a gay man and I do not enjoy anal sex	0
I am a lesbian and I enjoy anal sex -- please provide details below, ok?	0

― LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Ǉ (libcrypt), Saturday, 11 October 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

How about "I am a straight man who has no experience of anal sex because straight women in general do not like anal sex"? Which I'm not really bothered about, because given the potential for mess, I think it's best left to the professionals, ie, porn stars.

― snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

And that Samwell track is hilarious, but he's no Sylvester.

― snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, obv Samwell has Tweety in the bag.

― LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Ǉ (libcrypt), Saturday, 11 October 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

Where's Tuomas peeps?

― LJ OA UG IG SE RR (libcrypt), Monday, 13 October 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

samwell's a poor man's pizazz

― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://alum.hampshire.edu/~pmc02/pizazz/a2m.mp3

― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic anal bumps baby. Automatic anal bumps.

― abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 19 October 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

Coming now to think I shortchanged the straights categories by a factor of 2.

― LJ OA UG IG SE RR (libcrypt), Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

On the other hand I expected people to care more about anal than Samwell so WTF anyways.

― LJ OA UG IG SE RR (libcrypt), Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

Q: Would you rather

1. Have anal sex
2. Argue about music

― LJ OA UG IG SE RR (libcrypt), Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

both at the same time?

― jergins, Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

have music
argue about anal sex

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

I feel like anal is one level too far for even Tuomas to discuss on ILX given his absence from this thread.

― Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Sunday, 19 October 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

Pole Closing Date: Sunday, October 19, 2008 7:00 PM
can't wait

― abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 19 October 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 19 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I am surprised that there is no input from Tuomas on this thread.
However, not surprised that ILXors would rather discuss music. Also there was no Boy George option, ie, "I prefer ~~chaining male models to the sofa~~ a cup of tea"

― snoball, Sunday, 19 October 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't know I had to validate every thread here with my presence! Anyway, I'm not an expert on anal at all, I've had only few (though positive) experiences with it, so I have nothing special to contribute here.

― Tuomas, Monday, 20 October 2008 07:42 (seventeen years ago)

I'm more surprised there wasn't an option for "never been lucky re that"...

(not that that means me, ohgorblimeyno)

― Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 13:51 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

It's alright

― Niles Caulder, Thursday, 20 November 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a82034_xlf.jpg

― mensrightsguy (internet person), Monday, 8 December 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Little young there for the come-hither contacts.

― ＳＡＴＡＮＣＬＡＵＳ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Experimentation, orgasms, and the rise of anal sex

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

So why did the inclusion of anal sex bump the orgasm figure up to 94 percent? It didn't. The causality runs the other way. Women who were getting what they wanted were more likely to indulge their partners' wishes. It wasn't the anal sex that caused the orgasms. It was the orgasms that caused the anal sex.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

I thought this was a thread about my Indian friend. He IS awesome

― Tweeker Bongdanovich (admrl), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like anal is one level too far for even Tuomas to discuss on ILX given his absence from this thread.

― Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Sunday, October 19, 2008 2:32 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

rong

― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.extremerestraints.com/bizarre-butt-plugs_7/anal-ring-toss_789.html

― another al3x, Thursday, 7 October 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe I've said it before, but anal sex feels like jerking off using only your thumb and forefinger.

― kenan, Monday, 11 October 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

Vaginal sex, by comparison, doesn't feel much like jerking off at all.

― kenan, Monday, 11 October 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

Can we get back to arguing about music?

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

(although that can often be more messy than anal)

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

Notice I hang out here, not in on ILM. I have my dignity.

― kenan, Monday, 11 October 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

No grammar checker though...

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

lotta silent voters ott. need a straight man/woman split tho imo

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

No grammar checker though...

What would I ever do without you.

― kenan, Monday, 11 October 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

Get sonned by grammar nazis?

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

I've never been full-on penis-pounded in the butt. But I have had things in my butt, and it seems that when it comes to anal, giving is WAY different from getting. No doubt in my mind that if I were going to be having anal sex on a regular basis, I'd be a bottom.

― kenan, Monday, 11 October 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

anal beef

big mac ref in 3,2,1

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

Wimpy Bender-In-A-Bun more like...

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

I'll gladly fuck you in the ass on Tuesday for...

― kenan, Monday, 11 October 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe I've said it before, but anal sex feels like jerking off using only your thumb and forefinger.

I've seen it compared to very badly done blowjobs.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 11 October 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

Well, with no chance of teeth.

― kenan, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

wait what?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a blowjob that was anything like anal sex, and vice versa. Where have you seen this, Christine?

― kenan, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

(insert william burroughs reference)

― mh, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

we need some asshole girls that go for nice guys

― gravity explodes (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, December 29, 2010 10:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Thursday, 30 December 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)

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