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What does pussy smell like? What does pussy taste like? Mutatis mutandis for semen.

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No, not felines.

℁ (libcrypt), Monday, 20 October 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

pussy,
pussy!

― PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:12 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 20 October 2008 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

Pussy,
pussy!

― Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, September 13, 2008 8:54 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 20 October 2008 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

The taste is like a special blend of butter, copper, orange juice, and velvet.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 October 2008 07:43 (seventeen years ago)

victory?

mookieproof, Monday, 20 October 2008 07:45 (seventeen years ago)

Personally, I think that pussy has little taste other than that it's slightly numbing on the tongue. Smell? Occasionally like canned tomatoes. Also, baking bread.

Semen: I've only tried my own, but it's devoid of smell and taste. It's undetectable!

℁ (libcrypt), Monday, 20 October 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

undelectable

नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

From what I've gathered semen does taste like something, though I don't have any good comparison. My ex-gf used to claim the taste changes with what one has eaten.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 October 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

I've heard the taste of semen compared to ajax, but that's kinda BS I think.

℁ (libcrypt), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

Who eats Ajax?

Tuomas, Monday, 20 October 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

It's fairly common Tuomas, jeez.

a shark shall fuck you (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

very mildly like batteries, sashimi, and the smell of scalp

pork cheops, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

smell of baking bread i think means yeast infection b careful libcrypt

someone who cares about bears (harbl), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

The flavor of velvet? It tastes like whatever tiny hairs and dust particles have been stuck in the pile of the velvet (ie not really a flavor at all but not pleasant).

Abbott, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

Pussy kind of tastes like deodorant and pungency.

Abbott, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

Wait, you don't put deodorant down there do you????

℁ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

Straight or dike
Gentile or kike
what does an ilxor's pussy taste like?
LYSOL DOUCHE

a shark shall fuck you (wanko ergo sum), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

NO deodorant down there!!! Yikes. No, if you've ever tasted a deodorant stick, it has those strong metal/aluminum notes, and the effect it has on your tongue has kind of the same mouthfeel as pussy juice.

So I don't know if it's grosser that I've tasted my own pussy juice or that I've licked a stick of antiperspirant/deodorant.

Abbott, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 05:35 (seventeen years ago)

NB I get the feeling if you actually have your face down there a long time the strong initial flavor probably dissipates?

Abbott, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

I love the term "down there."

Abbott, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

Licking deodorant is definitely grosser. I mean, if you licked a stick of anti-perspirant every day for a year you'd probably get Alzheimer's, but if you licked a pussy every day for a year you'd get presents.

℁ (libcrypt), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 06:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://i4.tinypic.com/11uxm4l.jpg

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 06:31 (seventeen years ago)

I lose again.

Abbott, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

Pussy,
pussy!

― Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, September 13, 2008 8:54 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

― नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित नि म्नलिखित (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, October 19, 2008 11:46 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ℵℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜ℘! (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 24 October 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

"Mr Dorbius" cracks me up pretty much every time

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 24 October 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

^^ this may be lj's first otm post ever

i fire doughnuts from a HOOSteen to paralyse my enemies (sic), Friday, 24 October 2008 09:43 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

fuckin retards

faaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg (unregistered), Sunday, 16 November 2008 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

PUSSY TASTES LIKE PEACHES

FARMER JOHN (unregistered), Sunday, 16 November 2008 10:04 (seventeen years ago)

surf's up faaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg (unregistered)

I'M JUGGLING MY BALLS HERE (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 November 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

pussy comes in a can, it was put there by a man, in a factory downtowwwn

the head werewolf's girlfriend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

"spoons dipped in butter"

fuzzy dunlop (cozwn), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

i thought we decided on another thread that pussy tastes like coins & salty milk.

ian, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

"honey"

being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

theres a thread were jess says it's like warm spoons dipped in butter

being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

This woman I work with got a text from her baby daddy that said "pussy is like a peach, it's juicy and furry and if you eat it hard enough you will find a nut".

venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Monday, 1 December 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

I've heard the taste of semen compared to ajax, but that's kinda BS I think.

― ℁ (libcrypt), Monday, October 20, 2008 3:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Who eats Ajax?

― Tuomas, Monday, October 20, 2008 3:11 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 10 January 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://smartmortgageadvice.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/pennies-01_www.jpg

Eazy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 10:27 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Playdoh and bacon?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/224115.php

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.saltymilkandcoins.com/images/logo.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 00:57 (seventeen years ago)


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