Eat a bag of Cheetos. ugh.
(I know that one isn't TMI but I can anticipate where this thread will go.)
― A socialist who's happy to spread the wealth (Susan), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:31 (eighteen years ago)
Vomited on the bathroom floor
― Hinge Martinez, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
logged into ilx?
― Ioannis, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:53 (eighteen years ago)
btw, what up with posting annonymously? (i have a killer--and waaaaaaay gross--thread i wanna post, but dare not do so without that option being made available to the guilty party, ie me.)
― Ioannis, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:59 (eighteen years ago)
Im not sure, but I think that you can post anonymously to ILTMI, but not start threads anonymously?
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:02 (eighteen years ago)
scratched my dirty asshole copiously.
― Matt P, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:15 (eighteen years ago)
oh wait more than that read this internet portal and posted to it.
But now we'll know it's you.
― A socialist who's happy to spread the wealth (Susan), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:01 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, but you won't be able to prove it in a court of law. ;^)
― Ioannis, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:44 (eighteen years ago)
passed actual solid lumps of shit for the first time in a week! yay, no more norovirus!
― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 30 October 2008 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
posted to ilx while having sex, i.e. right now
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)
Perused this thread
― Michael White, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)
masturbation is sex?
― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 1 November 2008 11:26 (eighteen years ago)
you'd be amazed by what is achievable with a study table, loud music, a fortuitously-positioned laptop and a couple of free hands
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Saturday, 1 November 2008 12:04 (eighteen years ago)
sick!!!!
― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 November 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
threw up
― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:42 (eighteen years ago)
Come on; Jagger isn't THAT bad.
― Suggest Bank (libcrypt), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
picked my navel, found significant things in there.
― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Monday, 3 November 2008 06:12 (eighteen years ago)
Cried at random in public.
― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 20:34 (eighteen years ago)