When did you last have sex?

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Define "sex" however you want to.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
2-7 days ago	13
Yesterday	10
Today	5
4-6 months ago	5
1-3 months ago	5
1-2 weeks ago	5
More than 2 years ago	3
3-4 weeks ago	0
7-12 months ago	0
1-2 years ago	0

― Tuomas, Monday, 3 November 2008 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

where is "about an hour ago" option

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

also most ppl gonna wait until they have sex then vote "today", poll not rly the best way to do this

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:06 (seventeen years ago)

Well, those are depressing options.

― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:07 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, should be one for "I'm married, so last century".

― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:10 (seventeen years ago)

also most ppl gonna wait until they have sex then vote "today", poll not rly the best way to do this

There's only a week's time to vote though.

― Tuomas, Monday, 3 November 2008 12:12 (seventeen years ago)

For me, it's last Saturday, so I fall into the 2-7 days ago group.

― Tuomas, Monday, 3 November 2008 12:13 (seventeen years ago)

Things are mutable, even within a week. One week ago my answer would have been 1-3 months

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

Also, I love how virginity is just not even thought of as an option.

― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yeah, I'm sorry for leaving that option out.

― Tuomas, Monday, 3 November 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

...and impotence.

― Ioannis, Monday, 3 November 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, should be one for "I'm married, so last century".

― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Nnngh. Stop, you're making me depressed.

― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 3 November 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

I'm nackerd.

That's all I'm sayin.

― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 13:51 (seventeen years ago)

Three times this month!

STOP ASKING ME!!!

― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 13:51 (seventeen years ago)

I've never really gotten the idea of not having sex once you're married. Does marriage really kill your sex life, or do people get married only after their sex life is dead already?

― Tuomas, Monday, 3 November 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

It (cough) comes and goes, Tuomas, that's been my experience anyway. Frequency of sex, that it. At the moment it's not really happening much.

― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

Western marriage vows for the woman are "to love, honor and never give another blowjob."

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 3 November 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

dude wtf

― horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

.. or not, as the case may be?

― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

Well, there's my last preconception about marriage blown out of the water - I always thought that was actually the selling point of marriage? That you got to have sex whenever you liked without the hassle of trying to pick someone up.

If it's not even good for sex, what the hell is it good for?

― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

(Don't answer that, I'm not entirely serious, in case you couldn't tell...)

― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

If it's not even good for sex, what the hell is it good for?

babbies

― don't bite your friends (sunny successor), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

oh wait

― don't bite your friends (sunny successor), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

Well, when you do get to have sex, it's usually very good sex. It's just not very consistent, or regular or whatever. that's just my experience, though, I wouldn't want to universalise that or anything....

― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 3 November 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Those tax breaks must really be something, if people still keep doing it!

― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Monday, 3 November 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

Marriage doesn't mean the death of sex. It's CHILDREN.

― Suggest Bank (libcrypt), Monday, 3 November 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

SEX SURVEY

― a time much hard one to resist (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 3 November 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

Bump.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

Are you just going to bump this thread every time you have sex?

― Eric H., Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)

you can only vote once tuomas

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)

i.. (no)

― Mark G, Friday, 7 November 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol 90% of the posts being by british ppl

― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

;]

― Funky Buddha Lounge (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

where's the "right now" option

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

stop bragging about your iphone

― Because it's a snow machine (deej), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

So, uh, basically, if you haven't had sex in the past 6 months, then you're fuX0red? Or rather, not fucked as the case may be?

― Carrot Kate (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

unless it's been more than 2 years

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

Um, no, I think that's the exclamation point that proves if you go over a certain time period (which seems to be about six months) then time will just keep ticking on...

I do think there's something to that. That the longer you go without sex - the harder it gets to get back into getting sex again - or maybe the easier celibacy seems as an option. Or maybe people just get better at being resigned to "never ever again."

― Carrot Kate (Masonic Boom), Friday, 14 November 2008 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

a sexy poll for married/ltr peoples

― mookieproof, Friday, 14 November 2008 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

it's been almost a year for me and i definitely feel like i lost the feel of sexy

― warmsherry, Sunday, 23 November 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

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